Wolfie

20 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

I have a very big brain, kong schlong.

I'll wager Pen's schlong weighs more than her brain. It's safe to say it's got a better chance of getting into Mensa, too.

I imagine @Eddie's kids look very similar, which makes the situation appear all the more heart-rending. I hope you offered them your swimming pool, LCS – as well as some witchetty grubs and wombat from your acclaimed bbq.

Seriously though, one has to wonder whether he'd have tied up three white Aussie kids from his neighbourhood if he caught them swimming in his parents' pool. Quite the bully actually, and I think the whole scenario probably comes down to a question of their heritage and his attitude towards them. A stern warning and a few words with their parents would have sufficed.

My conclusion is wanker. What would your reaction have been?

I've just skim-read the latest comments on the front page @Penny Farthing, and noticed you're age 71. 

Can you still get a boner without the need for Viagra? Lololol.

I genuinely loathe the manipulative shortarse wanker; I reckon he's still a threat to national security.  

While I too have expressed by abhorrence for Israel's ongoing genocide in Gaza (and the West Bank), he won a vote based on his views on Palestine, chiefly based on media influence and not facets which actually matter to genuine British people, such as the spiralling cost of living, fuel prices, the NHS, education, defence spending (and its relationship with Ukraine), the cost of borrowing money & increasing bank autonomy, local councils, the state of our fucking roads during cold winter spells, public transport et al., nor anything else presently affecting the UK.

Far from being the first pro-Muslim Scotsman with intentions which could further damage this country for personal gain, the fact he won a by-election in an Asian-rich shithole like Rochdale speaks volumes about his premeditations and personal views. He's obsessed with himself, his image... any self-effacing British politician would care about the people they're employed to serve and not dress up in a tight Lycra costume while pretending to be a sexually turned-on cat to seek attention.

Not surprisingly, he's already been punched in the face, and I would be happy to repeat this experience if ever I meet the cunt.

2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Don't ask me, I've got no idea.

Precisely.

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Wolfie your avatar credentials aren't exactly on trend. When was the last time you was on telly at Frimley? 

Fucking out of date cunt. 

I mention 'village idiot' and you suddenly appear!

You're now reluctantly blocked for responding to absolutely everything, without any substance, commenting just for the sake it, joining a growing list of colossal dickheads including Pen, R-soles etc. I recall Proper saying something of Salty "you've not done much wrong – but you've also not done much right".

To echo what some others have said, perhaps @Admin might like to get a little more involved, to prevent the best people from leaving.

I think we've all had enough, H.

5 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Why not learn how to use punctuation? Most people can manage it by secondary school.  Others may then take you seriously.

You could, of course, just piss off.

That's some excellent advice for the village idiot, who's unsurprisingly become one of the site's most disliked punters.

Might you also offer him some guidance on getting an avatar?

On 01/03/2024 at 19:07, entitled little cunt said:

A friend of islamic terrorist murderers and rapists is voted into the British Houses of Parliament by Muslims .That's the state of democracy in this country .This is Blair .Its where it started .The mass importation of those with no idea of British culture who have litters rather than children. They despise British culture .As kids we made models of Spitfires and read about the exploits of battle of Britain pilots .Thanks to unchecked immigration and illegals  children look at beheading videos , want jihad , a califate and see glory in terrorist  attacks. 

Are you quite sure you don't drink? With your broad xenophobia and narrow mind, somewhere right of Gengis Khan, I can imagine you sitting in your typically 1970s-upholstered armchair in Mile End, 10th pint of ale in-hand with picture of The Queen on your living room wall, screaming "faaackin' Paki cunts!" at the TV and "Look at that faaackin' long-haired layabout" as the neighbour's son returns home from uni for the Easter holidays.
   
There's something very, very wrong with you. I hope you've never raised a family, what with your one-dimensional moral compass to guide them.

I don't like the current situation in this country any more than you, but there are better, more effectual ways to articulate your thoughts instead of coming across as though you've just heard Enoch Powell's Rivers of Blood speech for the first time.

You nonsensical fucking idiot.

On 24/02/2024 at 21:02, ChildeHarold said:

That's your teacup Basil, not the parents. I was thinking about that nameless numberless world champion marathon runner (who fucking cares?) who died in Africa whilst training. Turns out it was a common motor accident. Nothing to see there....... except we had to endure 48 hours of eulogy and tributes including one from that fucking all time 2012 Olympic Millionaire Gold Medal Winner (in how to make a fortune out of sport) Lord Sebastian Hague Bag Carrier and Goody Gumshoes Tory Sebastian Coe. 

You can guess the scenario. A life intensively scheduled into competing for fucking zillions and non-stop training, with a giddying amount of travelling inbetween, until you are just a brainless pair of legs with no sense of direction unless guided by barriers round a twenty odd mile city running track. 

Of course we won't have the pleasure of that cunts legs in the annual London Marathon and BBC Orgy of live coverage looking increasingly tedious and predictable every year with an itinerary and a layout that has never ever been changed or updated. Always the easy cash cow. In the meantime the good people of East London suffer another day of road closures and disruption to fed the vanity self love and cash tills of the London Marathon Company, a private company that pays the Brashers handsomely. 

By comparison the Scouts are...... 

.... just nice people. 

What the flying fuck is this shite?

You didn't need to write a rambling essay to confirm what we already know: that you're the very best at talking non-stop bollocks for an eternity without actually saying anything.

I didn't think it was actually possible to outgun yourself for being even more of an idiot than during your first stint here. You fucking abysmal, utterly irrelevant cuntfart. Please kindly fuck off and never, ever return.

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

Tell me about it. I bought one, and asked for a 9 month refund. I'm still waiting.

You wouldn't have made it past March in any case, as all the pages would be stuck together.

At first sight I thought this was going to be a topic about some new, archetypal draconian anti-smoking in public legislation from our pals Down Under, but then I saw the 'author' of the nom. 

35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I've always had a soft spot for Jade. She came over as being as thick as whale shit. She wasnt (she trained as a dental nurse and you need some smarts about you to do that). She was branded a racist because of some flippant jibe about an Indian fellow contestants name, some third rate Bollywood actress, 'poppadom' (big fucking deal) and she had a mother who was a fucking mouthy druggy. When she found out she had cervical cancer she crusaded to get more women to have their smear tests. The rise in uptake was unbelievable. I remember the surgery I worked at at the time the appointments shot up. Imagine how many lives she may have saved!

She took on shitloads of work despite being in constant pain to make sure her son didn't go without when she died. He's now an actor apparently. 

So I find it hard to slag her off. 

Indeed. It's a shame millions will always remember her as a thick, fat, ugly racist pig-looking Essex slag with barely a brain cell who made a mini-career from the tackiest TV show possible, unselfishly allowing herself to be exploited by Ch4 bosses for viewing figures. 

She worked hard in her final months to ensure her kids never went without, even selling her hairdryer on eBay and launching a 2009 calendar which sadly didn't make it past spring.

4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

So, after your usual huff and puff, you come to the same conclusion. What the fuck. As for Assange, what is it around here, do you have to die first to get some attention? How about that Kalaki (?????) journalist who was killed by the Saudis in Turkey the West didn't do much about that. Any sanctions there? Business as usual. 

Saudi = Good Israel = Gooder

Syria and Iran = Bad. 

Those Saturday mornng Western B movies were more convincing than this bollocks. 

For the love of Christ H, please just shut the fuck up.

Stop sticking your humungous beak into every fucking discussion with pointless horseshit. Do it again and I'll reluctantly block you. I'm not the only one who's warned you.

You're still too stupid to realise your non-stop, unbating annoyance is helping to ruin this site for others. You utter prick. Find something else to do with your time.

On 22/02/2024 at 00:06, King Billy said:

No such pathetic, child like excuses from the other side as to why Gonzalo Lira, a much younger American journalist exposing truth, who was also healthy, suddenly died in a Ukraine prison. Just the far more convenient sound of total silence. An impartial observer might think that both of these tyrants have a problem with the truth being exposed.

Good call for seeing things from another perspective, Billy - you're never one I'd describe as a yes-man or complete sycophant such as wanker @Witheredscrote. But I don't think Lira was healthy, having been suffering from pneumonia for some while. At 55 (8-9 years younger than Navalny), he can hardly be described as "younger". Take a look at this recent letter written by him from his prison cell in Ukraine. His death can scarcely be pronounced as "sudden", unless he was forced to write it under duress, which is unlikely. Imo he wasn't brutally murdered like others on Putin's order, but I do acknowledge he was neglected and allowed to die with little or no medical assistance.

On 20/01/2024 at 20:28, Basil said:

With all this talk of WW3 kicking off, let's have a look at how our military may fair:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/british-army-armed-forces-ukraine-b2482059.html

Oh dear..

Our army is now so small it wouldn't be able to put even 1 brigade in the field, according to a NATO general. Quite a fall from grace. From one of the world's pre-eminent military forces to unable to adequately defend ourselves, all in a generation! I don't know if more recruitment is necessarily the solution either - what's worse, having only a few thousand highly trained professionals, or hundreds of thousands of obese, mentally challenged, millennial morons who would end up shooting themselves if it all ever kicked off.

I think this may be a bit of a reality check for those who were promised the earth post-brexit.

Overall point taken, but I think the size of the British Army has continued to decrease for a number of reasons.

Take the war in Ukraine, as you've pointed out in your somewhat biased article, for example. Britain's weapons have proven themselves to be way ahead of anything Russia could muster, which has allowed a much smaller country with limited manpower – and with chiefly untrained conscripts – to hitherto fight off what is still a military superpower with the third-highest amount of trained boots on the ground. Cutting-edge anti-tank missiles, better drones, long-range missiles, advanced rockets systems (which have utterly destroyed Russia's supply lines) have given UK authorities a means to test their latest weapons to huge success, and as a method to demonstrate fewer humans are required to gain an advantage. Off the top of my head, the UK has committed circa £4.5 billion in arms, during which time it has trained around only 30,000 new Ukranian recruits how to use them effectively.

So, times have changed, and the war in Ukraine has indicated it's not all about sheer manpower or number of new recruits, with a smaller number of highly-trained personnel showing this. Investment into more weapons is important, for this reason, as is a lower number of frontline soldier deaths (from our perspective) with any conflict.

The internet and globalisation also means warfare has changed, placing emphasis on computers & technology as a means to overcome absolute frontline soldier numbers (nuclear submarines, AUKUS, South China Sea – a small number of personnel preventing China from an all-out attack on Taiwan, not to mention the latter's US-supplied advanced weapons systems). I am unsure of the overall death toll, but with the Kremlin's famous bushitting I'll wager the ratio of dead Ukranian troops to be far, far fewer than Russia's.

It appears Russian military leaders have been gobsmacked at just how advanced the UK & US weapons arsenal is compared to theirs, and perhaps why less emphasis is placed on numbers of recruits in future. Russia wouldn't wish to go to war with the UK, and this is perhaps one reason why numbers are decreasing, because there is less need for them.

On 19/02/2024 at 21:24, Ape™️ said:

There’s a childlike naivety to the explanations the Russians give for events that occur that they don’t want to be interpreted as murder or attempted murder. You’d think, after the reception they received for their Salisbury cathedral visit bollocks, that they’d try to come up with something more imaginative and believable than someone who was apparently healthy, but happened to be a thorn in the side of Putin, suddenly dropping dead after a walk. It’s like they’ve got a committee of 7 year olds coming up with this bullshit. Fucking idiots.

Russia... China, North Korea, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Yemen, Qatar, Saudi, Iran and a plethora of African countries all follow suit, fabricating the most pathetic, child-like excuses possible as to why a leading political figure or journalist exposing truth, who was otherwise healthy, has suddenly died.

It's obvious to the whole world what's happened but I don't think the pro-Putin Kremlin gives a fuck – as long as the latest threat to Putin's power is no longer a viable challenge. Alexei Navalny is the latest of opponents to have died over the long course of the Russian leader’s incredible 1/4 century in power, joining the sudden and unexplained murders of Alexander Litvinenko, Boris Nemtsov, Anna Politkovskaya, and with much less poignancy, former Wagner Group leader Yevgeny Prigozhin, who appeared to have hugged & made up with Putin before his well-funded jet suffered a mysterious mechanical failure en route to Belarus – a convenient country in which to clear up the mess.

As you say, it's the sort of bullshit a class of brainstorming kids might concoct.

Even though Decs isn't posting right now @and, he clearly still remains right under your fucking skin.

And so do I – even though I've blocked you! Fuck off, you're obsessed.

On 15/02/2024 at 18:00, Dyslexic cnut said:

We can wait for the General Election and can exercise our democratic right to not bother. I understand that you’ll be locked up if you try the same? Fuck’s that all about, Doc?

One has to appreciate some Aussie voters are willing to get fined for wishing to avoid temperatures of 45C. While failing to vote in Oz falls under Section 245 of the 1918 Electoral Act, which currently permits a basic fine of $20, this can of course lead to a prison sentence if unpaid or not responded to via court – much like our parking tickets system. With all that parking space out there, I guess they've gotta rake in the revenue somehow. At least their Covid laws weren't draconian by Western standards, lol.

6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’m resurrecting this 134 page monster thread to note that today’s news from the UK is further proof of the utter triumph that is the Brexit project.

The UK has officially entered recession (and may have been in a per capita recession more than 12 months, only saved by record immigration).

Goldman Sachs says UK GDP is between 4% and 8% lower thanks to Brexit and has significantly underperformed comparable nations. 

Resolution Foundation says UK financial performance is now way off the trend pre-2008 Global Financial Crisis, to the tune of £23,000 per UK Household.

I remember many Brexit arguments on these pages back 6 years ago. Those of us who pointed out the idiocy of the project were told we knew nothing (I’m looking at you @Mrs Roops) and that sunlit uplands were just around the corner. Still waiting?

Is there anyone left on the island who still thinks they weren’t taken for a complete ride? Those pricks advocating for the scam should be in jail, the rest of you should be in the fucking streets. 

Never in the field of duplicitous Conservatism have so many been so thoroughly fucked, by so few. 

The resurrection of this 134-page monster comes about because you couldn't resist the opportunity to land another cheeky jab on the UK – and make yourself feel better about relocating to the most isolated Western city on earth, currently blistering in temperatures of up to 45C. You'll be competing with the white pointers for space in the sea to cool off at this rate!

Come on LCS, while the UK economy is currently not growing, GDP fell by a fairly insignificant 0.3% in just one quarter. That's not much, esp. when you consider there's a war in Ukraine (which the UK is chiefly committed to, something I have never advocated); a war in the Middle East (and growing worldwide resentment for Israel and its part UK-funded military); as well as ongoing tensions in Taiwanese waters (not a million miles from Oz – and right in your domain as part of the AUKUS tri-national security treaty).

So, at 0.3%, in a bracket most economists are describing as a 'nano' or 'micro' recession, you must agree, in light of the expense of ongoing worldwide conflicts, and with the aftermath of the worst health crisis in 100+ years, I would consider such a decline to be somewhat benign. Actually, the UK currently has slowing inflation (with cuts to interest rates expected later this year), and with summer on the way... it'll regain in no time.

Tell me, which factor suncream are you slapping on your head at the moment?

21 hours ago, Frank said:

I know I am, but that hurts Wolfie.

In spite of your general cuntishness, I apologise for my cold interpretation of your lifestyle, based objectively on photos and videos you've uploaded. 

If you are lonely, then I'd like to convey some rare empathy in this instance. And I don't really think you're that gay – maybe only as much as 50-55%.

Harold. Pen. and. ELC. Harold. Pen. and. ELC. Harold. Pen. and. ELC. Harold. Pen. and. ELC. Harold. Pen. and. ELC. Harold. Pen. and. ELC. Harold. Pen. and. ELC.

The Four Fuckwits of Thickwit.

Like an undesirable, relentless tidal mudslide of pointless horseshit, post after post after post, making this place further unattractive to talented newcomers who might bring a little ray of intelligent light to this otherwise sinking hole.

1 hour ago, Basil Brush said:

Nicolas Witchell. What a ghastly man.

Ginger too.

In days gone by we had the weekday BBC news blabbering away on our kitchen TV almost every night (only four channels in those days), much of it etching memories of suffering this scour-faced, dramatic little ginger cunt read headlines as though everyone's lives were imminently in serious danger. And fancy making a 'second' career stalking the Royals while spunking BBC licence funding. What a miserable little toad's toad, with a face like a slapped, freckled arse. When I am leader of The Free World, he will be arrested immediately and put in line for my special 'The Wicker Man' ginger solution program.

On 25/01/2024 at 23:05, King Billy said:

Why would any young person risk their life in a phoney war which the filthy globalist traitors masquerading as Western world leaders are taking us towards?

Why the fuck would any white, male, British patriot  give a fuck when they’ve been denigrated, trodden on and blamed for every imagined grievance that the whining fucking layabout lefties could make up for decades? 
Let’s see how many of the ruling classes offspring would be sent to the fucking meat grinder on the front line? A big fat zero wouldn’t be far from the reality.

The vermin in all the major political parties haven’t even tried to hide their contempt for the indigenous population of Britain for at least 30 years and they can go fuck themselves, every last fucking one of them. Imo we should fucking hang them all.

Once upon a time (perhaps pre-Blair years) I'd have fought for this country. 

Not now. (But I would defend my home and loved ones to the death, of course, and relish taking out as many Chinks or Ruskies as possible.) Travel from beautiful, rural north Essex to the London side of the county and you'll realise we've already been invaded – and one of the main reasons why I'll no longer take up arms. 

I wouldn't be fighting for a green & pleasant metaphor for freedom and asylum but instead for a dominant force of Guardian-reading lazy lefties whose "That's racist! That's racist!" bawling for years has changed the face of the UK, ending careers along the way and preventing people with common sense from speaking freely.

It's irreversibly too late, and I simply wouldn't put my life on the line for an Indian PM, Pakistani Mayor, and King who earned all of his medals without actually fighting in a war.