The problem with modern-day politicians is that it's just a job, rather than a vocation. Back in the good old days we had proper statesmen who made sacrifices for their political beliefs. Nowadays it seems any old spacker can become a 'politician' regardless of ability or dedication. To weed out these inept spongers, anyone wishing to stand for office should have their cock cut off, or for females, have their cunt sewn up.