Snowy

19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Well let me start from the very beginning.   I was born on a..... then I became.... after that I.....  since then I've had to.....but always with.... in just a few words I would say my dream of.... 

Has that been any help Snowy?   I do hope we can let bygones be bygones and start off fresh and friendly together.  Just like Harry and the little cunt who keeps hanging round him in the Bet Victor radio ads.  

Yes i understand now ,goodnight thanks for the help.

12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

You get what you sow Farmer Snidey Snowy. 

We may have got on the wrong foot my apologies,Im just trying to work out who you are.

If you could explain your whole deal to me  in as many simple terms that someone like me can understand.

14 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

It may come as a shock but you bore me too.  Fuck off. 

The boring cunts have come in as the darkie to carlings daddy,now you have to question who is the Daddy,because at the moment it is coming from all sides. Fuck off

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Are you buying into this? 

You're boring, there was a time when we had lady P and her fucking lapdog on here ,it was the shits, now everyone is a lapdog of lady p,all as boring as the next clone, what im trying to say is fuck off.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13380239/Egg-obsessed-thief-71-filmed-stealing-nature-reserve-caught-3-000-objects-avoids-jail-term-court-hears-getting-help-addiction.html

@Stubby Pecker

You look better without the ponytail.

9 hours ago, Frank said:

@Ape™️ I usually only go bespoke these days, but check out these beauties! Polperro baby calf penny loafers in sage suede from Edward Green. I wore my chocolate brown pair throughout the summer last year, and I swear to god, they're the perfect travel companion for any sunny destination. 

Would you like to see my chocolate brown pair?

 

You've definitely got a man bun wig in your catalogue somewhere waiting for the right time to sing some Sufjan Stevens shite out of that faggot film you love,whilst parading your latest negative blood test around with the names of every memeber you see unfit on this board,a sort of "bucket" list as you will.

Get a fucking grip of yourself man,you'll be crying about the cows next and telling everyone your vegan.

46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Him and Barry Hawkins. They have faces that make you want to ask them if they’re ok.

 Is Feargal O’Brien still shuffling robotically to the table in any professional capacity? 

Maguire has always looked like your what we perceived as English men a stereotypical drunk scot.

He's one whiskey away from asking Ken Doherty to join him as he shoves his scrotum into the table and screams freedom.

You don't have to post any little thought that comes into your brain, take a chill pill,sit on a dick,what ever floats your fucking boat,anything but this.

Jesus fucking christ

44 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Hazing ? What the fuck is that ?.The other thing "my standing on the site ", what the fuck does that mean ? What fucking standing?I'm a contributing  member of a Website that's all .I have no standing at all. WTF goes on in people's heads?..Apart from posting on here I  do have another life , a time consuming  business to run , tax to pay , food to buy ,people to look after ,  a cat to look after and a plethora of other shit going on. Do you think I give  thought about" my standing " on this site ?.it's a way to express opinion and recieve the opinion of others only,  simple as .These cunts who say "we hate newbies " fucking grow up you little  twats .It's open to all.New or Old members  it doesn't matter .People can say what tbe fuck they like , that's all that matters .Enjoy the freedom before some cunt takes it away because you can be sure at some point they will .I'm going to , hazing , or not so fuck off you cunts .

 

12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I want him in the cartel. I want to give him a big gun and make him dress like B.A Baracus.

@entitled little cunt

https://ibb.co/rKrjrZh

I got you fam.

4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I am one of the more reasonable and easy going members on here. But I’m also the most evil cunt when it gets mistaken for weakness. 
 I turn into satan and you don’t want me in your head. 
 So don’t get too cosy under my capacious wing. 
 

And @entitled little cunt… you’ve got Ape totally wrong. He won’t thank me for this but he’s actually one of the nicest cunts on here. You’re not a total lost cause, I would have euthanised you personally were that the case, but you still haven’t worked out the dynamic yet. 
 Hurry the fuck up and learn shit you dawdling spastic.

When I was just a young pup Ape used to call me a fucking idiot all the time ,it was a very eye opening experience as I am a fucking idiot.

Ape, as all us do on the corner, haze the fuck out of the newbies.

When you get to the point the hazing is actual resentment and either boredom its time to re-evaluate your standing on here, just some friendly advice @entitled little cunt.

Can we still have him in the Cartel Eric?

Note to self.

To make young Eric's mind blown I'm gonna spam if you pull your foreskin back in the bath do you pretend your making the scene out of alien's with the chest burster,just for nostalgia see.

9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I thought the black one was a white bloke in Jolson make up, then I realised he’s the only one who can actually dance and is genuinely black.

I can see a Jag in the distance,maybe we have found our @Eddie

1 minute ago, Frank said:

Come on, DC, what’s going on in your tiny mind? No one likes a mishog. 

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I would fight a cripple for free.

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The reason he fucked that swamp-donkey is because he’s posh and the inbreeding makes them fucked in the head.

So Damien is only taking after his posh upbringing then and wanting to do his family proud by impregnating his mother.

Some right game of thrones shit going on ,I thought only my asian colleagues at my depot was that depraved,no wonder abdul is a bit slow I wonder if I can get some sort of government grant for taking on the disabled.

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I’d fuck her in front of her kid.

There must of been a reason Hugh fucked a spook crackhead hooker in his car,I wouldn't be so quick to stick your dick in it if I was you young Eric.

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/elizabeth-hurley-felt-safe-filming-sex-scenes-directed-son-kind-of-liberating

Let me welcome you to the filthy rich and a perversion that defies normal logic.

Now I'm not gonna go all @King Billy and say this behaviour is the occult, maybe they are drinking the blood of babies,it's the illuminati all some other shit pot crazy theory,I have my niche he has his.

So old lovely tits Elizabeth Hurley has found a new avenue of film making,letting her bastard son film her in erotic scenes as a film maker.

This could be any of the corners erotic wet dream fantasies,I'm sure old ereptyle disfnction would of creamed his playstation playing wanking hands to this.

But to the normal folks like me and Gateth this weird posh incestuous shit is just wrong ,and that cunts welsh.

Fuck off.

6 hours ago, Frank said:

Site ownership is irrelevant. I've outlined the details in a long DM to Mrs R this morning.

I've never known anyone to get away with garnering a fellow member with 6 or 7 consecutive likes, gloating about it, and then suggesting others do the same. You then went on to abuse Panzer's family members, suggesting his sister was on the blob etc.

You're a charmless and angry little man, totally devoid of humour, who lost his way on these pages long ago. If you do somehow manage to wriggle out of it, I will come down on you like a tonne of bricks over the coming weeks. 

Nevernind this bollock's you Greek fucking wig wearing mollusc.

Entertain us with a video.

 If all this waffle I've had to read is truely a return to form,surely your creative spindley faggin fingers should be able to russle up something good for the masses.

I await with bated breath you egg headed ,tone death wanker.

3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Never trust a Greek, they'll sell their own mother and actually deliver .

How much do you think a photo of a designer pair of sunglasses sat on some shithole of a london pub for likes on some tiny hole of the internet got @Frank for his dear old dear?

29 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

What can a Vespa do that Jade Goody couldn't? Reach 30.

I feel totally guilty for her death.

A lesser known fact from Snowys past is he went to school with PJ.

There is never anytime a proper midlander wouldn't like to fuck over the second city in are eyes.

I'm not into to conspiracies but my old mate PJ had some toxic crabs.

9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Just think, this is the cunt BEFORE she swelled up! 

You filthy fucking cunt,I hate you for this image.

On topic my distaste for this sack of pussy jokes and feminism only rivalled by @Mrs Roops is fully known.

Now if she can just do a Jade Goodie and fuck off for good the world would be better place.

40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think I remember that.

I've been watching a lot of reruns of Dragons Den young Eric ,I know a good punt when I see one,and I think I've found my levi roots to my Theo Papadapolopisis and I'm prepared to go all in with the young wipper snapper.

If there's a good judge of absolute piles of shit and emptying bins it's me.

I once made a trilogy of topics on here called the nazi trilogy,it spawned my bimman persona and gave you great topics such as "spittle".

I may have judged you wrong elc and your Abdul series will get you to heights the corner has never seen.

I have faith in you.