Penny Farthing

I saw the specialist yesterday Decco .. he say's that I am going blind .. I had hoped for a little compassion and sympathy from you before I wack you over the head with my white stick.

Ape is not unfunny .. he is really "funny" in the the other way.

A real commedian

He never went up .. he was a horrible unfunny cunt like Wizz

He was peeling onions.

Cromer has got 7 Bengalis 9 Indians 15 Chinese, 9 Africans, 11 Irish about 50 mixed race so get fucked

Bastards .. Freddie is now up there amongst the starrs

You're gay aren't you Wizz?

You are Thomas Francis Dermot Pakenham, 8th Earl of Longford .

You're a retired hitman out on license aren't you Eric?

A pub in Cockwood you ninny.

Beaumont Society meeting.

Rodney would have been more "edgy".

You having a drink tonight Eric?

Sorry darling .. enjoy the rest of the day.

Danny Baker has just been sacked by the BBC for posting a pic of a chimp as the royal baby.

Goofy .. did he have buck teeth?

Freddie Fucking Mercury.

What about Alice Fucking Cooper?

We see the term "Little Englander" thrown around casually and with contempt. And to some extent that contempt is deserved .. but why does no one use to the terms "Little Jock" and "Little Taff" with the same degree of disrespect or also acknowledge that these cunts are even racist and elitist than the so called Little Englanders? As for those cunts from Kernow .. you are fucking English get over it.

As I have said before this cunt comes from Holmes Chapel so what the fuck do you expect? I suspect that even Alsager has more going for it than Holmes Chapel .. your thoughts @Earl of Punkape please?

How lovely.

You are an has bean © @Earl of Punkape

King Billy will be having a friendly chat with him alter

It will be Billy .. I don't have a cock but I expect that my vagina looks a lot like your mouth.