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whinging ballet dancers and other artistes
Cunty BigBollox replied to Penny Farthing's topic in The Corner
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Fuck you lot, I'm in Tier 1.
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Cunts who believe big cats live in the UK
Cunty BigBollox replied to Stubby Pecker's topic in The Corner
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Cunts who believe big cats live in the UK
Cunty BigBollox replied to Stubby Pecker's topic in The Corner
I don't think it was necessary to report that it was a female jaguar after saying it was pregnant unless it really was a freak of nature. -
I use an FFP3 half mask. I wear a FF mask because I ensure I am clean shaven - on my face.
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His delivery manner is more suited to a kids TV programme and personally i don't think you can beat Adrian Chiles's dour delivery on Working Lunch. A financial programme for proper people with money not this Martin Lewis cunt who seems to focus more on how to obtain Gov benefits nowadays.
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That's no fucking defence. If it was, nobody would ever get done for drink driving. "Sorry M'lud, it was the alcohol that muddled my thinking"
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Ummm, a fat bird with red hair that knows a lot. Paging @Mrs Roops to the main board.
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not an echo chamber..............., not an echo chamber..............., not an echo chamber....
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The same can be said for the Chasers, fat bloke, fat woman, black man, Asian man (who also happens to like cock) and then Jenny, the vixen, Ryan as the normal one to satisfy 80% of society.
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As he was born in Camberwell, I don't doubt it.
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Above. Have you forgotten what direction writing goes? It's why its generally referred to as 'writing things DOWN', what you wrote earlier is above. Next week I'll help you distinguish between right and left.
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Not a short stay, I want him to serve his full sentence in such hideous pain that when it's over he has to go to a top security mental hospital because he's chewed his own tongue off.
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https://tedteamsite.wordpress.com/2016/05/22/paul-ward-leeds/amp I want this little fuck weasle to continuously nearly die for the rest of his life, painfully.
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Doormen that aren't very busy at the moment. Can anyone think of someone? Oh, the irony of it.
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Obviously not by the neck, how they were instructed.
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It can't be that difficult to track down an ex-pat that likes fucking French geese, can it?
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Don't be Meanz, have some Beanz.
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What's got you all in a spin?
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If he is at Heathrow I would hope he's running around with a rucksack on his back shouting 'Allahu Akbar' for a laugh.
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1. Alison Hammond 2. Nikki Fox 3. Gemma Collins 4. Ape Congratulations Ape, you've made it to number 4.
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That didn't fucking work. You might need to up the ante like fashion a voodoo doll of her / him / it. I suggest an Action Man as a starting point as you could then fashion your own genitalia to suit.
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For some fucking bizarre reason, after that response I have this mental image of Alison squatting over a Royal Doulton chair and squeezing a fuck off huge log out, and me standing there quizzically wondering where the shit ends and she starts. Any aspiring freuds care to analyse that fucking disaster?