Cunty BigBollox

There's only one hylobatidae that relishes in drinking the fluids produced by Wolfie.

Bus wanker!. Only because you apparently like buses..........., and have a double decker sized cock to wank.

I guess it must be extremely difficult when you live in a shittier hole, a bit like being a member of Surfers Against Sewage and living in a toilet bowl.

That's a fucking kiss of death to any aspirations that Labour can be put in charge of the purse strings for Central government. Who the fuck compiled their budget, Dianne Abbott?? Labour, the gift that keeps on giving, not only antisemitic but sexist too.

Rattled! Lol

"To me, to you, to me...... Ho, Ho, Ho.......I mean Chuckle, obviously.

Evening Gimp. Has Wolfie given you permission to post without sucking his cock first. It's a slippery slope when this level of disrespect is tolerated.

If only you would break yours...., while vigorously sucking Apes cock like a mongrel eating tripe, probably.

You tosspot, slimebag. You could be one of the best on here too, like me and @Frank if you weren't such a wet lettuce with your gimp-like shadow, Ape

Should 'have' you stupid fucking dickhead. You dad should of (sic) pulled out.

You and Ape are about as amusing as a Chuckle Brother, the dead one. Fuck off. Oh, and by the way, Quentin Tarantino wants to make Reservoir Dogs 3 and he wants you to play Mr Magnolia. Fuck off again.

Dense as a neutron star

Well if is an O's'wald Boateng then clearly it's a fucking cheap imitation. Did you wear it with your Bolex watch and your Bloakes shoes?

Well, they say two wrongs make a right, or have I got that right as well..., I mean wrong.

I know it was OXO but I was being ironic. It was either going to be Bovril or Sage & Onion Paxo. Pissed on my fucking chips again @Eric Cuntman

I reckon it stunk of Bovril.

And Thatcher ruined the risk of his shitty primary school getting buried under a Alison Hammond sized black slag (heap) when the coal mines shut.

This issue is being used for political point scoring by the Liebour party. Last time they were in power with their Building Schools for the Future scheme they ploughed money they didn't have into school buildings, unfortunately it was all used to build new and fuck all was put aside for maintenance of the existing buildings. In fact, under Liebour they passed the building maintenance budget to the school to manage and if, at the end of the financial year, there was any money left the school could vire the remaining money into the general budget to spend on what they like - generally more comfortable chairs or a flashy coffee machine for the staff room. So, the real guilty party for failure to maintain these buildings is the fucking useless schools themselves. Those who can, do, those who can't, teach. Fuck off.

Fuck off. A matchbox would cover your man-hole. Borderline fucking eunuch, morose cunt.

You sexist fucking slag, you can't say MANhole cover, it's inspection chamber and......, I've always found the box covers the man-hole anyhow?

Being a drunken idiot leaves me scope to lose the idiot moniker when sober. How does it feel to be an idiot whether you're drunk or sober Wolfie?

This is an Ape-esque post with all the technical detail that no one gives a fuck about. Why don't you fuck off to a grease-monkeys chat forum with this level of anorak wearing, still living at home with your mum, fucking bullshit. Yaawwwwwnnn!

Whenever I see the word calibre I think of a can of flat alcohol free lager, flat because its being held by the Connolly cunt who drinks his shaken, not stirred. Lol, fuck off.

'Slimebag'?? FFS, it's this level of cutting prose that has the site on its arse. You fucking useless wanker.

I'm actually pleased that somebody like you doesn't find it funny.