Cunty BigBollox

I didn't know you were 14yrs old in the initial post you fucking spaz. Although you may have grown physically, what fucking excuse have you got for your mental age stagnating like an hormonal, sausage munching ponce?

Bit late in the year for snowflakes, isn't it?

It was probably a look of shock to see someone like yourself actually eating a banana rather than stuffing it up your arse.

Well, I hope he's smiling on his night out otherwise, who would know?

Thucking Fik posters!

I think the 'swing' is actually reference to his arm action when he's throwing stones at all the gay types.

And you are not a real Bishop.........or a woman. Anyone want to borrow a wire cut engineering brick to comb this thick cunts hair with.

Has anyone considered the possibility that a lot more teachers are shit ones nowadays? They just seem to follow a lesson plan based around a curriculum without a care or a thought about the QUALITY of teaching provided until it comes to exam time when all the past papers are wheeled out and they give pointers on what to revise.

Don't be so fucking daft. He is clearly referring to his Hawker Siddeley HS121.

Oh, if she was then I totally get the sexy beast reference in the film title.

4) Doesn't waste time with shoe shopping. Dislikes, 1) Can't reach the sink. But thank fuck for height adjustable ironing boards.

I've gone right off my tea now. It was Findus Crispy Pancakes with Ape Beans tonight as well.

#pileofshitnom

I see the WaterAid adverts have dried up at the moment (excuse the pun)

Do it Dex. I've just realised I've had the previous misfortune of working with their chair of the board of directors in a different role. She was pretty fucking uninspiring then aswell.

S-U-P-P-O-S-I-T-E-S Must try harder.

Are you now describing it as an average citizen? I think we've already established she would be categorised below average in pretty much all departments apart from weight.

I'd rather the cunt stop to answer the mobile, catch Pokemon or connect on Grindr than try and do it whilst still moving.

I wonder if there would be as much of a story if, A) she didn't class herself as a 'traveller' (is it even a race?) 2) she was a he. C) it wasn't a mentalist. D) it wasn't naked underneath it's clothing. (WTF??) Load of fucking bollox story only made popular by BBC culture.

Even Michael fucking Phelps would struggle to swim in handcuffs so it must be true about drugs making you over estimate your abilities.

I see Cockney Cat Rescuers aka London Fire Brigade have joined the fight against sexism by wading in to children's TV programmes. I guess the pool table is broken again so they must have tuned in to daytime TV and been offended. Stick to putting chip pans out and local fete appearances rather than creating arguments from nothing. Oh, and I reckon the Barbie doll will put more girls off from becoming Fire fighters because they won't like the colour of the outfit and it doesn't come with a hand bag for make up.

Is that where your mum gave birth to you?

Home birth for me. Yes, even back then people didn't want to pick up every variant of MRSA known to man.

Just when you want a load of Jason Bourne, Treadstone type people in post we end up with the captain of the Keystone Cops. You do realise the promotion of idiots into positions lower down the hierarchy is a ploy to make the people at the top look better,....I mean, not as shit.

The stupid little cunt could have at least used an Emu's egg. They even grow there, don't they? As for him looking a bit gay and effeminate, I think all Austalians look like this nowadays. Perhaps Southerncunt can confirm.