Cunty BigBollox

Its okay because they can easily be forgiven by chanting a few Hail Mary's to wipe the slate clean and start all over. I bet they go like trains aswell.

I need clarification on this. Is he moaning like a bitch because he's gay or because he's black? I can see from the photo above he's obviously a baked bean loving gay boy, but the photo looks as though there's a lot shadow being cast so I can't be clear on the poofters DCD shade.

I thought the battered mince-by was a bigger homo reference apart from the fact it's in Scotland, as every southerner knows its full of puffs. Och Aye. Giz a suck on 'Oor Wullie'

What about French Fries. That's not American is it?

...and I reckon Pen suffers from phantom loo seat. She thinks she's sitting on the bog so takes a piss but in reality she's standing in the checkout queue in Farmfoods. The incontinent old hag. Do i win £5? Actually, make that a Tena. LoL

Sounds very similar to phantom balls and phantom cock which I believe Frank suffers from.

People who know how to handle money generally spend £20k on a watch to move it through countries and not 'just for a laugh'. Just saying.

I only caught part of the episode as I was watching Naked Attraction on catch-up until they wheeled out a bunch of indecisives which made me choke on my crispy pancake tea. The fucking gays are everywhere.

I see your point. What did you think of the feature on cold calling?

This fucking presenter of Watchdog makes me want to kick the shit out of my own TV. I know she's a disabled but the way she smiles / grimaces really fucking boils my piss. She looks as if she's trying to squeeze a shit out and the tone of her voice is so patronising it's as though she's communicating with a retard. I fucking hate her but she ticks a BBC equality box.......and she's a fucking shit presenter. Just to demonstrate equality my opinion above would be exactly the same if she wasn't disabled. Fuck off

It's not a shitty brown colour by any chance?

Unless it's one of the balls between Martin Solveigs' legs.

I bet you'd operate this switch with your mouth, you filthy blasphemous cunt.

Yes but did you notice I deliberately left the 'i' out on the inevitable chance that a poster who's name begins with an i was the first to comment on it. Ok, you were 2nd, but not a bad effort. I honestly didn't expect it to work this well. You must be thicker than I imagined

Traci Redford. This Miss had a Californian Wild-Fire of an idea about 5 years ago when her trophy sprog fell out of her over used fanny. Yes, she is American but what the fuck possessed her to name the daughter 'Abcde'?? I kid you not, and it's pronounced "Ahb-City". Jesus fucking Christ, did she not imagine any of the piss taking that would occur? Oh well, publicity at last. I wonder if she has a brother called 'Fghjkl'??

This would only really work with a roundabout in the centre, and following the posting of one of your classic noms., I know you're not a fan of these. While you're in Bedfords, can I suggest you go downstairs, walk to the edge of the room and try and jump as high as you can.

Working late trying the change the shape of Anglia Square. I've finally settled on Anglia Pentagon. How does that sit with the socialists?

Dex, Are you going to Yarmouth tonight for the grand opening or have you managed to get a job in Queenz, I imagine you would make an ideal cloakroom attendant.

Fuck being on different channels, I would prefer it if the Corbyn cunt was on the other side of The Channel if the cunt loves Europe so much.

Looking on the bright side. The HIV medication is likely to make his hair fall out. The fucking ginger cunt.

Disabled scooter!

It's "Crosse", you stupid fucking cunt. And I buy my baked beans from the original importers, Fortnum and Mason.

What,? A fantasy like having your Audi S5 nicked?

Read the nom. title you fucking twat. It would be impossible to comment upon without reference to bum banditry. Anyhow, I heard he got bummed by somebody showing his chopper off at a nerds model con.

Bollox. I read that he used to stack tins of beans in Tesco.