Cunty BigBollox

Wait for it............ .. ...The only driving a cunt should do whilst wearing a glove is on the golf course while dressed like a gay Rupert Bear. Lol. Punkape.

I think I would rather slam my cock in a filing cabinet drawer.

Its surprising how much fun those old flat cap wearing codgers and chinese are having playing the FOBT. They're having so much fun they thump and kick the thing in the throes of giddiness.

Shopping for footwear must be a bit of a pain now. What he needs to do is find himself a friend that's lost his left leg, they'd make a right pair. I'll get my duffle coat.

All odds are 'fixed' in my opinion. Besides, if you can afford to bet £100 In one outcome then why not have the freedom to do so? Just because some filthy, social housing dwelling cunt doesn't have a clue how to manage a budget we've all got to suffer another change.

There is, the law that time flows chronologically.

I feel sorry for the stonemason as there's bound to be at least one spelling mistake on the headstone.

A fucking line dancing event!! The gunman must have thought he was stuck in a giant duck shoot type arcade game.

I would have thought Pat Sharpe would have been more your thing.

Alright you cunt. I'm in Norfolk with broadband on 801.11f.

Game for a laugh? With the half man - half fiddler crab cunt.

Oi! Bloo Funder! What the fucks got you all in a spin?

We enjoy the paradox of watching Googlebox in our house. A bunch of cunts watching a pile of shit.

What the fuck do you know about exploding ordnance, you oirish cunt?.............. Oh, hang on.??!!!

The freight train hasn't run you over yet then. You stupid fucking cunt. On topic though, the only men(?) that undertake this ritual should be either professional swimmers or actual confirmed wolfmen. Personally I think it's a bigger cunt to see women with a jungle under each arm.

On the subject of tax (i dont care what you call it, its a fucking TV tax), TV licensing reckons over 7000 households still watch TV in black and white. Racist fucking cunts, i didn't think you could still buy one., I mean opt for the lower tax option.

I expect Decimus will have an opinion on this, given the nom. title.

If they have a rail in the middle you can stand on that one instead. And, just to make sure the driver sees you i would recommend you wave a scaffold pole or aluminium ladder above your head. The longer the better.

So it seems UK gov doesn't trust Joe and Janice Public to make informed decisions themselves so they are introducing another tax on something that any adult should know, is not good for you - excessive quantities of red meat. Yes, they've done fags, alcohol, plastic bags and more recently sugar. So come on, what do you reckon is next? A self pleasure tax? A skulking around bushes & sinking your balls in a hole (golf) tax?

That's because you're asking the wrong person. You need to speak to the driver, so the next time you hear one approaching stand on the rails directly in front of the train to get him to stop. Then you can ask him. Simples!

Have you found MikeD's book of ancient jokes, volume 1 by any chance????

I agree. People who do this truly are cunts. I would describe myself as a man with balls ( albeit somewhat shrivelled now) and a back bone which means I don't grass, I fucking tell them to their face so at least they have an opportunity to correct their behaviour.

The ages of the offenders makes me think they are posters on Cunts Corner. Obviously the wet behind the ears, easily influenced 19 year old is PizzyKnickers.

Ooooooeeerrrr! I think the queen doth protest a little too much!

Looks like a plate of cunts to me. Yes, some of the girls I've seen are really that rough!