King Billy

Harvey?

I can’t comment on the authenticity of these allegations apart from the one mentioning myself, which is about as far fetched as a bucket of shit from China. Just out of curiosity, what is the going rate for a bucket of Chinese Pug shit nowadays? Get fucked.

Weekly leader board DC. Any run of the mill cunt can get lucky when the big fish are otherwise pre-occupied, (usually on a massive binge, then temporarily sectioned under the mental health act for the safety of the general public).

I’m sure there is but it’s really not necessary to say it probably.

Have you considered one of those frozen ‘3 bird roasts’ for Christmas dinner this year? Or would that remind you too much of the last time you were with your sisters? (before they trundled off on the rollers into the oven). Fuck off.

You appear to be taking the everyday banter here on CC a tad too seriously. None of it is real. Seek help.

The ‘Derek Chauvin 90’ bent right knee’ position on the stunted little cunts throat would be my choice (other positions are available though).

My Grandad invented the windowsill. What a ledge.

Demand a refund.

You’ve heard the rumours too?

Incinerated would suffice.

Dead babies are nowhere near as funny as dead sisters. Lol .

Reported. BLM.

She’s no Cliff Richard for sure.

More like Ronnie Corbett in a pair of tight replica Kylie Minogue hot pants from Wembley market.

Richard and Judy have been boring the arses of the public running some sort of book club for years now. If you could get close enough to Judy and place a few fire lighters in the fat cunts bra I’m sure the resulting inferno once the fat cunts lardy tits get going would make the Luton airport carpark fire look like a damp sparkler hanging out of Franks arse on a rainy night at a Pet Shop Boys concert.

Cadfael, the 13th century Terminator.

Switch off the TV

If you find him grab me a couple of Sausage rolls and a steak bake Eric. Then tell him to fuck right off.

Thank fuck for the BBC and Sky News or we wouldn’t have known it was coming. Fuck off.

I agree. All those dodgy black and white photos of Victorian children ice skating on the frozen Thames need to be fact-checked imo. Where the fuck is The Vulcan when we need her?

It’s the rules. Nothing to do with me, ELC makes them up.

🎶What do you mean?🎶 A quick look at Sheeran’s back catalogue should answer your question. No need to thank me or apologise.this time.

Lack of any noticeable sign of intelligence or basic hygiene is probably a good indicator.

What do you mean?