King Billy

Top of the leaderboard again Baws. Damn you and your memes. It’s just not fair.

They’d probably go ‘pop’ if they did.

I don’t read any of that online stuff as I’ve heard most of it is posted by ‘conspiracy theorists ‘ (whatever that means). All my thoughts and opinions on all the important current topics are only ever made public after I’ve double checked with my colleague ‘Sid Slackjaw’ that they are 100% ‘bona fide’, and guaranteed to keep The Vulcan up, frantically googling all night determined to debunk them. I’ve tried to keep out of your ongoing civil war with certain members generally, so please excuse the occasional comment from me as Im quite content to merely be a spectator on these ongoing shenanigans.

Drew could fix if he hadn’t lost his terminal screwdriver when he was pissed.

Celebrity gobble box🤣

Probably got shit on his fingers after a busy day collecting in the park.

Giant Redwood.

Is anyone other than me wondering how long the centre of London will be allowed to be taken over on a daily basis by tens of thousands of anti-British, virtue signalling, leftard cunts climbing all over our war memorials, screaming vile abuse and hatred at anyone and everything British, while our ‘brave boys in blue’ stand motionless watching them (no doubt on full alert for any sign of ‘far right counter protesters’ to launch an attack on)? This country is in the final stages of total fucking collapse and imminent surrender to the radical left, while the totally unaware and totally brainwashed masses are sat at home on their fat white arses, glued to Strictly Come Mincing, Farage stuffing his cakehole full of cockroaches for a million quid cheque, then the BBC fake news’s latest smorgasbord of lies before bed. And all the clever cunts will wake up tomorrow and gorge themselves on whatever distraction that’s served up for them on GMB or Sky News etc. to keep their massive intellects ticking over for the next 24 hours. Fuck off.

Idiot

The winner of this years GQ magazine ‘MAN of the year’ was announced last week and apparently some ‘bigots’, ‘racists’, ‘misogynists’ and other assorted ‘haters’ openly questioned how this could be? Kanye West has not responded as to whether this now makes him a homosexual or not?

Only if he was having a shit on Franks face.

Careful now Baws. You were warned about your use of memes and Gifs just the other day weren’t you?

Seek help.

All this shit is irrelevant tbh. The WEFminster cabal are not governing for us little people and look down at us with total contempt and malice. The Conservative/Labour Uniparty are in the final stages of giving away any remaining semblance of U.K. national sovereignty soon when they sign up to the WHO Pandemic treaty and enshrine it into international law in International Health Regulations, probably without even an honest debate, just a nod through in the HOC snakepit. This time next year the WHO (largest individual donor Billy Boy Gates, protected with diplomatic immunity and totally unelected by anyone you or I could name) will have the ‘legally binding’ authority to declare a ‘global pandemic’ for any reason whatsoever (climate emergency, mis/disinformation emergency etc. etc.) and mandate their chosen responses (including mass lockdowns, vaccine mandates, allocation of worldwide food and energy resources etc.) to almost every country on Earth who’s duplicitous traitors they elected in the ridiculous belief that they would act honestly on their behalf, gave away with the stroke of a pen, or just a routine yeah vote for something the majority of the corrupt and lazy fucking bastards have been whipped into voting for without even the slightest idea (or care) what they’re putting their name to. Fuck the lizard cunts and everything they now do to harm us every single day without any care for anyone but themselves and their pals on the gravy train. The one person I really feel sorry for is Cameron's missus. Her cunt must stink like a rotting hogs breath.

How did you celebrate your 750th birthday? Did your sister enjoy it? Or was it so long ago that you can’t remember?

If it’s any help with your mental state DC, Stephen Bunting a fellow scouser is currently playing in the Grand Slam of Darts on Sky Sports, and winning at the moment. I know it’s none of my business really but I was wondering if you’re related at all?

I’d have thought you would have had more of an insight into it than 99.9% of the general population.

Allright lads?

Distantly, but that’s as close it goes. 🇬🇧NO SURRENDER🇬🇧

Crucify yourself immediately you filthy Gallic blasphemist cunt.

Watch out for the old geezer reading The Beezer.

Compris.

I bet your Postie hates role reversal like that, when you bend him over and suddenly you’re Pat and his tight back door letter box is about to be stuffed.

‘Gender reassignment’ Gorbals style.

‘Bitcoin for the Guy please Mister? Gawd bless ya Guvnor’.