King Billy

Last weekend?

I saw him first.

Don’t have any pictures taken for your vaccine passport Ape until one side of your face starts to drop. Imagine the indignity of being refused entry to Poundland by Kevin the security guard, on the grounds that your photo doesn’t match your actual face and all the customers shouting “vaccine fraudster” at you and Mrs Ape.

The worst thing about her death was Elton Johns tribute song ‘Sandals in the bin’.

What would Jesus have done?

Roops has just reminded me what an uneducated idiot I am, so I’d like to firstly point out that I don’t understand anything whatsoever. However, the fact that Piers Morgan has been ordering everyone to have the jab and shut up for weeks now has steered me irreversibly in the ‘no thanks, stick it up your arse’ direction. I await further instructions from the morbidly obese cunt.

I like you. We may become good friends. Fuck off.

Yeah but I would have 2 less likes Eric. Every cloud.

As a selfish feeble minded git who ‘probably’ scraped through with no more than three poor CSE grades, I want you to know that I’m eternally grateful that an academically gifted phenomenon such as yourself would even reply to my posts, even if it’s just to remind me of my intellectual inadequacies and your self awarded superiority. However I would like to point out that me having a polar opposite opinion on just about every subject to you is the one thing that confirms to me that I’m right. And every response you make to me in your own self superior way fills me with joy, knowing that as thick as you keep telling everyone I am, your fake ‘I’m too clever to even read the MENSA magazine’ attention seeking boasts show you up as the fraudulent past your sell by date saggy breasted never was been I could see you for from day one. Only pissy knickers and memories of the glory days on your knees under the bosses desk to look forward to now Luv. I have genuine sympathy for your plite, but I don’t expect that to last long. XXX

Poor mans Cunts Corner. Frank failed the physical requirements for membership. He’s only allowed to remain here due to an obscure 18th century bye-law. It allows him to bugger unaccompanied farm animals on London Bridge during daylight hours too.

Calm down. Keep your fucking weave on you fucking idiot.

There’s SAGE, Alternative SAGE, BAME SAGE, LGBTQFLIDSPACK SAGE, The Popular Peoples SAGE of Judea, Halal SAGE, Kosher SAGE etc. etc. etc. All creepy looking cunts who’ve become the new celebrities on MSM. I guess all the old celebrities are feeling the adrenachrome shortage and laying low till one of the SAGEs gives the all clear to come out from under their beds.

The cunt was on Marr. Are you saying he wasn’t? Are you saying he wasn’t introduced as a member of SAGE? Are you saying he wasn’t advocating vaccinating ALL the UKs children ASAP? Or what the fuck are you saying? You skanky know all boring slag?

I almost got away with it....If it hadn’t been for those pesky flids.

Big Mummy

Poopy Galore Scaramongrel Sphincter (Spectre) Spaniel Craig Roger Manure Miss Muddyfanny

Professor John Edmonds another member of SAGE (How many fucking members are there?) on Andrew ‘the gimp’ Marr on BBC yesterday said that all children should be vaccinated ASAP to stop the spread of Covid 1984. So small children should now be injected with a vaccine, which could be any one of many types, NONE of which have been approved anywhere on Earth for use on children, to prevent them spreading a disease which doesn’t harm them to adults who will very soon be protected from said disease by way of vaccination. Am I missing something here? To all you people screaming ‘conspiracy theories’ please just take an hour and google all these fearmongers and doom merchants please. The one common denominator to jump out at you will be the fact that the organisations and institutions they all work for are funded to the tune of tens of millions of pounds by guess who? The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation. Almost every ‘expert’ who rattles off the same predictions on MSM daily and who most governments across the world seem to be entranced by have received huge amounts of funding from Gates. His agenda is well documented and shouldn’t be a matter of any contention. You don’t have to believe me. Just take a little time to check for yourself and ask why does the world appear to be setting policies solely on the scientific advice and recommendations of institutions financed by Mr Gates? While you're at it check out the fact that Bill Gates has been buying agricultural land in the US like it’s going out of fashion, and is now the single biggest owner of it bar none. That’s just the US. There’s growing evidence that the US is just the tip of the iceberg. Just more tinfoil hat rubbish probably. I don’t think so.

Lucky to even get her with his looks.

I’m thinking of departing for Hollywood. I’m wondering if relocating to a 16 bathroom mansion and spilling the beans to Oprah is the only option I’ve got left to protect my privacy?

©️Tim Vine. Proper funny cunt but let down by having a cunt for a brother.

‘Single decker train discovered on Uranus’

Harold. You are the cunts corner equivalent of Jeremy Beadles paw. That’s not that great by the way.

‘ChildeHarold ate my gerbil.’

All those years eating nothing but alphabet spaghetti have paid off big time Eric. No ones laughing now.

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