King Billy

For Sale. Citroen 2CV. Good runner. Drivers seat needs steam clean or replacing. Buyer beware. One careful owner, the rest were French.

I can’t believe it’s not butter.

I’m in your back garden cunt. Look out the window now and no licking.

I bet you wish you’d put a pair of drawers on that day.

Fredo wouldn’t be seen dead with Frank. And even the fishes would be mortified to sleep with the spaghetti legged has been waster. I’ve posted a Novichok impregnated Valentines card to every address in a 3 mile radius of The Barbican to finally put the cunt out his misery. It’s a shame thousands of innocent people will go down with him, but I’m working on the assumption that they’re all cunts too as they haven’t eliminated him themselves.

Finally, the solution.

You need to stop this madness now Harold. When everyone around you is calling you a mental case, you have to agree they can’t all be wrong?

Arse gravy anyone?

Would you consider a swap for a bowler hat in ‘as new’condition? Cash either way.

Seems a bit much. How about 97p?

Because that’s exactly what they are.

Harold if you ever boast on here of having a threesome I will pay Jedwards legal costs to sue you for defamation.

Let’s hope the answers no. What the fuck will he do if he finds his nurses 1/4 bottle of Martell and necks it in the spastics toilet?

That is precisely the problem Gypps. For the last year while everybody suffers, have you seen the MSM or the so called government call out the yellow demons? The most dangerous and hostile power on Earth and the cunts who pretend to tell us the news and the other cunts who pretend to be governing in our best interests are so afraid to call a chink a chink and call out these fucking Communist/Fascist cunts as the enemy that they don’t even themselves deny being. We’re in big fucking trouble and it’s going to get so much fucking worse going forward. I read yesterday that testosterone levels in western males is genuinely at a level so historically low that it’s just about enough to breed but the male hunter/gatherer/protector characteristics are rapidly going down the pan.

You, over the short time you’ve been posting here have become synonymous with FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNTS. LOL Fuck off etc.

Try to drive it straight over Harold’s head please.

Who better to investigate a plague of Chinese origin, that will have killed millions around the world and destroyed the economies of all of China’s competitors soon, than the corrupt organisation which was so beholden to the Chinese Communist Party that they lied and covered up the existence and the contagiousness of it, until it was too late and it had spread across the globe? Their conclusions should start with the heading.......Listen up all you moronic cunts.

Don’t forget to post those suicide notes before the joyous event. Not that anyone would even open the envelope if they recognised your handwriting on it.

Harold’s a ‘made man’. Very badly made and instantly rejected by quality control.

Raspberry flids forever.

And he nicked from Pens back catalogue.

Euthanising flids.

The next couple of days should be great. Alex Salmond was supposed to give evidence tomorrow at the enquiry into himself basically. He’s now saying he won’t unless the SNP release all the ‘evidence’ they’ve been withholding against him and he says he’s going to give a live TV statement detailing every bit of shit he has on Sturgeon, her lying husband and the rest of the crooked SNP if they don’t disclose all the behind the scenes conspiracy immediately. Some SNP MPs and MSPs have released written threats from Scottish Gov. solicitors demanding they agree not to ask certain questions in the Jock Parliament, which would be damaging to McKrankie and her midget mafia. Absolutely marvellous.