King Billy

It actually reads ‘DONALD J TRUMP 🇱🇷 POTUS 45🇱🇷 MAGA🇱🇷’ I guess your tattooist ran out of room at ‘Don’. 🤣

If only we in the U.K. could be blessed with a kind, caring and benevolent ruling establishment (perhaps along the lines of the Australian criminal cabal) who responded to the terrifying ‘Covid 19 plandemic’ (fatality rate 0.01%, less than most annual winter flu outbreaks), locked the country down longer and harder than almost every other country on Earth, imposing curfews, banning freedom of association, freedom to protest , the right to earn a living to provide for your family, banning interstate travel within the country (even in the case of life threatening medical emergencies), and exactly like almost every other of the so called ‘Western democracies’ censoring the speech ie critical views of anyone who dared to question the narrative (sorry ‘science’) which they had served up for you all to consume. Here in the U.K. our establishment behaved in a very similar (if only slightly less authoritarian) manner, so I don’t reckon any of them deserve any credit tbh. Fuck off.

Reported (rule 10) 🤣

I wouldn’t class myself as a Trump supporter either Fends. In fact I’ve decided that my next Donald tattoo will probably be my last (maybe).

Five of my teachers killed themselves (and so did most of my classmates). I think in a strange twist of fate that may have had a lot to do with me becoming the well balanced and extremely successful adult I am now (and extremely good looking but that’s another story).

Ask Pen.

I’ve recently started identifying as a mop and bucket, and now spend most afternoons standing quietly in the corner of the female changing rooms at my local swimming pool (occasionally popping into an empty cubicle for five minutes or so for personal reasons).

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Don’t you love me anymore? 🥲

Andrew on the dance floor at Tramps?

Lizards, like many other species will soon be rendered extinct it appears. Climate change probably, as I’m not sure how they could pin it on Donald Trump, although they have a knack of finding a way to blame him for almost everything that happens nowadays.

Of course not, I’m immortal. One day in the future there will just be Pen and me left. The tragedy is that there’ll be no one left to cheer me when I’m kicking seven shades of shit out of his enormous bollocks.

Pretending to be just a pitiful, middle aged, AIDS ravaged (but still rampantly active), common or garden homosexual sodomite?

His ‘missus’ is a geriatric old bloke who was his teacher and fiddled with him at school anyway. FACT.

How’s that worked out for you?

Ha ha! Serves you right for moving to France you mincing old geriatric poof. If you’d stayed in the U.K. the NHS would have looked after you, and then you wouldn’t have had to buy a second (or third) hand colostomy bag on EBay, then constantly complain about your own shit running down your leg onto your flip flops. Fuck off.

Go for it.

The old Stephen Hawking/Harvey Price conundrum? It’s almost impossible to pick a winner in such a 100% lose/lose contest without closely inspecting both of the competitors shit filled underpants.

I am.

Bent over.

Get your cock out.

I know that in the past we haven’t seen eye to eye at times, but if you’re serious about fucking off for a while have you any tips for me to improve my popularity on here?

He’s the best on here at that and no mistake.

Cock sucking in the public toilets on Marylebone Road is a safer bet.

Fuck off.