King Billy

Just like Joe Biden for 8 years. Actually Barack Hussein Obama had the same problem every day with the First Lady Michael.

Fucking Amazon. Useless cunts.

Does her cunt still function Mike? Just asking as it could be a dealbreaker.

I know you probably don’t want to think about life after she’s gone Mike but when that day comes I’d appreciate it if you gave me first refusal on the wheelchair. Obviously I’d need you to send me service history invoices (recorded mileage etc.) and photos of its current condition (tyre treads etc.). Just asking as I reckon we could make a tidy profit from a neighbour of mine who’s been pushing his overflowing colostomy bag past my front door for years in a rickety old fucking thing that even Ironside or Sandy Richardson wouldn’t have been seen dead in. Don’t feel guilty for seriously considering my proposition. Just think of it as what she would have wanted if you’d told her about it.

They better have made sure that they ordered the halal version of ‘SeaSteps’ or they’ll be facing a massive lawsuit once all the new ‘doctors, teachers, lawyers and scientists’ get settled in to their 5 star hotel suites, decide what to have for dinner from the a la carte menu, unpack their Armani suits and laptops, then type in the password for the hotels free Wi-Fi and email their list of complaints to Sir Kier Starmers lawyer mates demanding tens of thousands of pounds compensation ASAP. Welcome to Britain 2023. Would the last person to be raped, stabbed or blown up please switch the lights off.

That might be doing you a favour coming out that end, or did the butcher de-quill the hedgehog before chucking it in the sausagemachine?

Pen and her would be the ideal match if he was about 200 years younger. Shame really (not really). The decrepit hideous old freak looks destined to remain a sad and lonely loser forever. 🤣

Nips are from Japan, which isn’t in China. If you don’t believe me have a look tomorrow if you happen to be anywhere near an off licence 😵‍ and you’ll see that Tsing Tao and Asahi are usually displayed on a different shelf. Oh and how’s Stella? Are you having a quiet night in with her again tonight?

If there’s one thing I would bet the log book of my imaginary M4 on it’s The Vulcans integrity. Her moral compass and self professed ‘consistency’ will not allow her to take any other course of action for herself than either a very lengthy spell in the cooler or the deletion of her account. I for one will miss her daily but predictably unsuccessful attempts to bore me into sexual submission. And the irony is that all she had to do was say ‘sorry I’m wrong’ just once and she could have had a go on the big guy. Mrs. Roops RIP She never did get fucked after all.

No need for that. I’m not biting.

Unlike all those hitchhikers.

Paddy Mayne’s statue still stands proudly in Ards town square fuckwit. I believe the statue of Bobby Sands at Ballymurphy still hasn’t been found after it broke free from the piece of string securing it to a lamp post and blew away in a mild breeze. The phone number for anyone with information as to its whereabouts is….808080. Ate nothing, Ate nothing, Ate nothing. lol lol lol.

Life’s not solely about money Panzybeggar, a fact of life which you as a lifelong member of the unwashed dole scrounging underclass couldn’t begin to comprehend unless your giro failed to arrive.

Hopefully whoever is lucky enough to kill you soon will be rewarded for ‘justifiable freakicide’ or at worst be cautioned for ‘euthanising an unidentifiable species without a veterinary licence’.

The Archbishop of Cunterbury with his usual impeccable sense of timing has stood up in the House of Lords and made a speech in which he stated that George Floyd should and may be deified. Amongst the flow of shite which poured from the cunt following this extraordinary announcement, one of the reasons which helped him come to this position was the ‘historical lack of diversity in the sainthood’. Im all for it tbh and can’t wait for St. Ghengis Khan, St. Pol Pot, St. Idi Amin, St. Mamuar Gadaffi, Richard Ramirez (patron saint of night stalkers). etc. etc. etc. Oh and mustn’t leave out St. Shabir Ahmed of Rotherham (patron St. of child rape) if true diversity is to be achieved. This could be the answer to why the Christian churches are dying out, lack of diversity in the sainthood of course. Welby is a grade A+ cunt and I hope that when the fucking stupid fucking cunt dies soon from bad AIDS or anal and penile Monkeypox (or both probably) that God sends Jesus and his crew down to the pearly gates, proper tooled up, to mercilessly beat seven shades of shit out of the useless woke cunt until he’s dead again.

You’ve spelled monkey wrong.

‘You can wash it with soap You can wash it with soda But you’ll never get rid of the Grimsby odour.’ Northern birds love poetry.

Why have the MSM or the Notts Police not stated that the 31 year old man/ape who’s been arrested is an immigrant from West Africa? Instead trotting out the usual bollocks that people shouldn’t speculate on the motives or the background of the suspect nearly a day after the incident? I wonder if it was a skinhead Millwall fan in custody would they be so keen not to let their viewers know?

Wop the fuck are you saying?

Pankook Tuesday.

Shame on you Eddie. You remind me of my Uncle Tom, the black cunt.

BLACK TYRES MATTER

Or Roops.

At least the van was white. It’ll probably be blamed for the whole thing.

Perhaps you’re right Panzybummer for once. I suggest we merge our bonfire season and your Pride season into one. Once everyone gets used to the aroma of blazing poofs we can all live happily ever after together. Well maybe just us. Lol. 🇬🇧 REMEMBER 1690 🇬🇧