King Billy

At least you’re sticking to orders and not at all speculating Stubbs. LOL.

No speculating please.

Three years going to Pontins lulled the McCanns into a false sense of security. “How do you fancy Portugal next year Kate? I’m getting a bit bored with Pontins. The kids will love it.”

They just might not want a man flopping their whopper out in the women’s toilet. Seems a lot more likely to me than all this discrimination nonsense.

Even Jackie Chan?

Stubbs said he’ll do it for fuck all. I’m too busy anyway. Sorry.

Neil’s an honourable man and his word is his bond Stubbs. I can’t believe he’d do anything behind someone’s back. Apart from maybe smash their skull in, rape then and bury the corpse in the woods.

Would have took a lot longer to put out the fire too. Was it the cladding to blame for that fire, or Andrew smoking crack in bed?

I expect young Hewitt will say something along the same lines on the Oprah Winfrey show at the weekend.

As Stubbs has just said Baws I wouldn’t dream of including you in my past observations of the nicky nacky noos and weird valley dwellers. Having also lived in the SE of England for more than half my life I feel more English than Norn Irish. I didn’t include the NI aborigines in my opinion as that would have left the door wide open to accusations of calling myself a massive cunt, which I might find impossible to deny.

Too late mate. Neil and I have entered into a legally binding contract for the total amount.

Deal. Including VAT and Covid tax that comes to £2875.00. Bank details to follow.

Careful. He could easily mistake that for one of the very few words he actually understands. Felch.

I’ll kneecap ChildeHarold for a bag of sand. (cash obviously)

About fucking time too. So it is.

There’s a trait that the Welsh and the Jocks all have which is letting every cunt they talk to in every conversation know that they’re Scottish or Welsh, as if anyone who wasn’t a brain damaged simpleton wouldn’t know as soon as they start futilely attempting to speak English. Once they’ve revealed that secret they invariably start waffling on in whichever of the two murder inducing accents spews forth, about how proud they are to come from whichever of the two dungheaps they’ve obviously had the misfortune to infest alongside their fellow subhumans. The Romans had the right idea not to go any further North than Carlisle. Vile creatures the Jocks. The only thing which makes the Welsh slightly more tolerable is that some of the birds are at least fuckable..

In that case kill yourself in public. That would be good.

After giving this a lot of thought KR I’ve come to the conclusion that rather than a Royal upheaval, which uprooting our majestic selves to rented bedsores or perish the thought Council accommodation on some rat infested estate would surely be, the young chap must be persuaded of the folly of such dangerous ideas being publicly uttered. One is not amused. ”Release the killer Corgis.”

You forgot to mention that he’s a spineless pussy whipped ginger cunt who married a narcissistic spook. I’m sure it was just a genuine mistake on your part. No need to thank me. Fuck Off etc.

He isn’t going to do anything. He’s not mentally capable. Yesterday he read from a teleprompter at a White House ‘press briefing for around 5 minutes, getting all confused about 4 times and mumbling incoherently. He then said ‘I’m happy to take questions’ at which point the reporters started to wake up. ‘Sorry I’m not allowed to do that’ the fucking ‘amoeba in chief’ muttered and the White House cut the live stream without warning. Even to the most anti Trump fanatics on Earth the truth of the clownshow being played out at the moment cannot be ignored anymore. The ‘insurgents’ who tried to take over the Capitol building and mount a coup lol for Donald Trump on Jan 6 have so far not one of them been charged with a firearms offence or had a single firearm seized. It’s all smoke and mirrors and any cunt who can’t see the real coup going on to change the US, and consequentially the free world forever should take off their lefty specs and have a proper look at the reality of what’s happening. The absolute dishonesty and disgusting agenda of the MSM and social media big tech ensure that unless anyone actively seeks out shit like this, which the vast majority of people do not, it doesn’t become news at all. The MSM need to be dragged through the streets and publicly arse raped, whipped, tortured and strung up from lamp posts flaming, with butternut squashes hanging from their battered rectums. Twice.

But even combined it still leaves far too many alive.

Apparently Putin was informed of the air strike an hour before it happened. I wonder when Joe Biden was informed? Probably not till the next morning.

Don’t be racist Gypps. You’re better than that. BLM is the new religion and the best ever. If proof was needed, the ‘most popular’ President ever bombed Syria at the weekend and to let them know Orange Man Bad has been vanquished and it’s all love and hugs from now on and all they need to do is fix up and change their filthy Arab ways one of the biggest bombs was signwritten with huge letters.....BLACK LIVES MATTER. I fucking kid you not.

He should Blackface up and the BEEB would give him a massive pay rise and a new series. ‘The Black Planet’ ”And here we have a female negro in her natural habitat (KFC), about to give birth. We know the male is close by outside as the bass booming out from his stolen car is vibrating the windows so much you can just make out the blue lights of the police cars which have turned up to tazer and arrest him and his gang of wild savage beasts.”

“Oil have them fucking ears ya gobshite!”