King Billy

I think you’ve missed the most important piece of this complex jigsaw Decs. The involvement of modern day vampires aka The House of Windsor. Starting to make sense now isn’t it?

Pardon? I missed that the first two times.

I suppose a corgi and a crunchie is out of the question. Times are hard at the moment Your Majesty. I’ve had to sell Phil the Greeks Range Rover for scrap. The chap who came to collect it said he’d never seen a 2 year old car in such condition. I could tell he was impressed by the way he stood shaking his head in disbelief.

That would apply to the anus too. What a terrifying thought.

Hopefully yes. Straight over your fucking neck.

Alas KR I can’t think of much at present apart from the tragedy of Phil the Greek lying in that godforsaken dump of a hospital, even if it does cost 2 grand a night. It seems like only yesterday when he phoned me to ask if I could get him a dodgy driving licence. He was mumbling something about the young peasants nowadays being bloody awful drivers who keep causing accidents around him and injuring themselves. ‘Bunch of bloody poofters’ he kept repeating. And now it looks like he may be taken from us in his prime. Sometimes I wonder if our blue blood is more of a curse than a privilege. I paid £500 up front for that driving licence too. I’m hoping Andrew might have it if he goes on his toes, which looks increasingly likely. Regarding Harold, I think just release the hounds.

The average age of mortality in the U.K. is 81. The average age of Covid 19 victims in the U.K. is 82. Most of the crumblies would have died already or very soon anyway. Old people die. As far as I know that’s a fact, not a conspiracy theory. The virus has killed some younger people but not on a mass scale. Only around 400 people under 60 in a year is a good example.

ONS stats. Total deaths from all causes in England and Wales. 2020 ......10.2 per thousand 2003.......10.3 per thousand 2002......10.2 per thousand 2001.......10.2 per thousand other years around 9.8 to 10.0 So where’s the pandemic that’s made all this unprecedented nonsense essential?

France is where the Belgians go for a shit.

I posted about this 6 months ago Minge. Most Western governments including our U.K. shitshow of assorted clowns have been following an almost identical agenda for the last year. Bojo, Blackface Trudeau, Merkel, Macron the cheese eating surrender monkey, Leo the spunk guzzling leprechaun, and many other lizard people in positions of power and now brain dead Biden have all been following the same WEF script. The charwallah Sunak has today leaked that furlough will be extended till October. These fucking dictator cunts have absolutely no intention of relaxing their authoritarian grip on our freedoms. The aim is to keep the fucking idiots (the majority) terrified but financially content until there is nothing left to return to. First step accomplished. Then when every cunt is totally dependant on the state and clapping like seals at everything our benevolent leader throws at them the real evil begins. The future is going to be totally unrecognisable from anything we’ve lived in. The Eastern European immigrants will be much more familiar with our ‘new normal’ way of life. I’m sick trying to point out to the fucking mask wankers and trembling fear addicts on here that they’re walking into the gulag willingly and thanking the cunts at the gate for allowing them to come in.

Fucking hell. A guitar playing Alsatian?

Pardon? I missed you the first five times.

Have you asked Camilla if she’s OK with this KR?

I’d rather go on hunger strike than eat the shite served up at an IBIS hotel.

I bet he listens to ‘Lola’ on his Sony Walkman every night, believing old chisel nose wrote the song about him, before sobbing himself to sleep and then pissing the bed.

You may be a shadow of your former self but you’re still an Ubercunt. I see what you’re doing.

Whaaaah?

You might as well fuck off then.

I bet you’ve had many a pork injection Harold. Yes or no?

Difficult time? I thought you were bragging about how well you are doing. My mistake Ed. I always pictured you in much worse circumstances. I’d offer you some help but I know you’re far too proud to accept, so I won’t.

I forgot she’s firearms trained to special forces standard. Unless she’s a bullshitting slag? But that’s too ridiculous even for me to believe. Or is it?

Bye bye.

If I had a vagina I’d fire a snooker ball out of it with all the force I could muster straight at your forehead, then stick my fingers in it and smell them with a satisfied smile on my face.

It’s a good idea in theory, but Roops would likely insist on Dominion voting machines, just to keep everything legitimate of course. And anyone who dared to question her landslide victory would quite properly be labelled a domestic terrorist and hanged.

In your arse.