King Billy

“Yes please, just butter and no bacon thanks”. Fuck ASDA, George is a cunt.

🎶Please don’t go🎶 🎶I’m begging you to stay-ay🎶

The Pakistani and Bangla-Deshi Muslim immigrants who have been given free reign to take over our streets every weekend and vent their rage over the Israeli occupation of the ‘stolen lands of Palestine’ seem to have no problem ignoring the fact that both of their shithole countries are less than a hundred years old, and were the historical homelands of tens of millions of displaced or murdered Indians, until the ‘evil racist’ British gave them what they demanded and fucked off, leaving them to resume their murderous ways.

He was rumoured to have an enormous cock too. What do you have to say about that?

Adding a sparkler would guarantee a severe rectal battering, followed by a gob full of Franks putrid jizz in the Gents too.

The Guardian or The Gay Times?

Sounds plausible to me, as I tend to shit the bed a lot more frequently when it’s raining heavily outside (mind you I do have an outside toilet).

Couldn’t reach them when he was applying sun cream?

Roops Fanny?

You will probably find that even more passers by than usual will stop dead in their tracks, scratching their heads and staring open mouthed at you, if that’s possible. Every one of them trying to work out how the fuck a hideously ugly geriatric man with a five o clock shadow, wearing an ankle length dress that reeks of mothballs and piss, could possibly have a bun in the oven? (not to mention the terror they’d feel when they realised there must be a male on the loose, capable of such a disgusting inhuman act of copulation).

Could be because I don’t have to go to bed as early as you?

‘bitchy’ and ‘snatchy’ lol.

“Women are OK but there’s nothing like the real thing…..brown cock”. Frank Kleftico (circa 1985) quoted leaving Freddie Mercurys dressing room at the Live Aid concert at Wembley stadium and heading off to the 24hr BAD AIDS clinic in Mitch’s taxi.

This is great fucking news DC. Far worse than being dead. You’ve really put a grin on my boat race from ear to ear mate.

Roops and I are married now ProfB. She seems ecstatically happy (what woman wouldn’t be?). I’m trying my best to feel the same, but I can’t stop wondering what’s going to happen to us soon, when all my life savings have gone, I’m blacklisted by every brass in town and left with no choice but to go home to her? What do you think?

10-4 good buddy (see what I did there?). Looks like we got us a humanitarian aid convoy. It’s also the number of points on the Star of David, which although I don’t really buy into the big daddy of all conspiracy theories (which I’m sure I needn’t spell out incase my bank account disappears faster than a Nigerian rent boys maggot up Franks Channel tunnel sized rectum in a Greek St. shop doorway), but does seem to have been popping up on the MSM news again quite a lot since last October (around the 7th. I think).

“What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger”. Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother commenting on the fishbone choking incident.…..circa Nov 22 1982.

Yes.

Eddie. You've become the closest thing to a friend that I’ve ever had during the last few years, so I hope you won’t get all bent out of shape if I ask you a serious question which has been troubling me for a while now. Have you killed The Vulcan in a fit of rage, or during one of the weird and highly dangerous sexual activities that I know you lot brought with you from Africa and still get up to all the time? If you have put it out of its misery, I hope you won’t mind me attending the disposal of its remains, to pay my respects and shout loads of abuse at its grieving (or more likely wildly celebrating) close relatives. And it would also be an ideal opportunity for you to either pay me back the fucking money I sent you for those brake pads for my M4. Mates or not Ed, if you prefer we can have a straightener outside on the cobbles at the wake.

Opportunity…. my arse. The Covid 19 ‘pandemic’ was a carefully planned operation and executed with military precision across the planet. All it took was the takeover of the WHO by Gates and the CCP, who could then rely on Fauci in the US and many other politically powerful ‘health experts’ in the world of medicine and the dozens of tame political puppets who’d been gradually corrupted for decades by the financial tentacles of the Bill and Melinda Foundation, George Soros and the WEF etc. to rip up the long standing (and sensible) plans for dealing with an unknown health threat, and instead in unison immediately implement identical, authoritarian, anti democratic lockdowns, curfews, ridiculous unscientific mask and vaccine mandates. And as if that wasn’t bad enough paying billions of complient sheep to stay at home for almost two years (and clap like the fucking seals they are outside their front doors every Thursday night to show their appreciation for their local gang of ugly fat arsed tik tok dancers). Printing billions, even trillions of imaginary cash to bribe millions of supposedly intelligent people not to question the bullshit they were being spoon fed 24/7 by the Fakestream Media and absolute cunts like Head Spacker Hancock, Bozo, Lizard Eyes Whitty etc. should have been obvious to even the thickest cunt alive as a guaranteed fast track to several decades of poverty and debt for the future. And now, just incase any of you subservient sheep hadn’t noticed the enormous amount of shit that’s been dropped on you from a great height, you’re soon going to be ‘given the chance’ 🤣 to vote either Sunak or Starmer into power for another five years. Sunak and the fake Tories who were instrumental in destroying your life then, now and your descendants future, or Starmer and his rag tag band of Anti British, woke, poofs, lezzers, trannies, corner shop jihadis and dreadlocked umbongos, who not once voted against any of the Covid legislation, and in fact consistently attempted to introduce amendments to lock you down harder and for longer. Don't be fooled by all the ‘Bad Tories’ propaganda (even though it is 100% justified) and think that life will be so much better once ‘Lego Head’ Starmer takes over. It will be so much fucking worse, if that’s even possible.

£99? Boots are selling the latest Pfizer jab for exactly that price (fact check it), so that would be 99+99= £198 just to self poison oneself and pay for a lift to A and E where you can wait for about two years to be seen, once the ugly cunts have perfected their latest tik tok dance routine and then if you’re lucky they’ll slap a ‘do not resuscitate’ sticker on your forehead and chuck you in the skip on their way out to the picket line for a few new selfies to post on Facebook in one of their ‘FUCK THE TORIES’ groups. Nurses used to be well fuckable and always up for a bit of Irish cock when I was a youngster. Wtf has happened to the NHS nowadays, infested with purple haired cock blocking fat lezzers with LGBTQ+ etc. etc. etc. rainbow lanyards hanging round their scrawny Turkey necks, most of which would burst if a half decent cock tried to slither its way downwards. And most of them stink too.

Don’t speak to him. You and other sops anger is the only thing that keeps him barely alive.

I hope his inbox is smoking worse than a Gaza charity workers Land Cruiser with a fresh missile hole in its roof, or his mother in laws Burka after a premature suicide vest incident. Horrible little fake Jock, corner shop cunt.

I’ve been calling out the huge increase in all causes excess deaths (compared to the previous five year average) in almost every country in the world for quite some time now H. It’s a taboo subject that no government wants to discuss, never mind investigate. The same governments that swallowed the Covid scam hook line and sinker, then recklessly (I would say criminally) sent the world skint by locking their citizens up in their homes, closing down millions of small businesses, printing billions of pounds or dollars of non existent cash to pay the mask mandated fools to stay at home. And then the icing on the cake, just to leave no one in any doubt as to the level of Narcissistic Personality Disorder that every one of these demons possess, they banned any existing (and previously regarded as totally safe, but unfortunately patent expired and therefore suddenly deemed as extremely dangerous) medications that many doctors were having excellent results with, then they gave Pfizer, Moderna, Astra Zenneca etc. enormous amounts of our cash and total immunity from future legal action, then with the full on coercion and intimidation tactics of the Westminster cabal and their cheerleaders in the MSM, implemented the raison d’etre and rolled out the experimental, barely tested (compared to any so called vaccine in history) miracle cures, which have now been shown to neither stop the jabbed up (and masked up) guinea pigs from catching or spreading the ‘deadly virus’ which has also now been revealed to be no more deadly than a right hook from that limp wristed cock magnet cunt Benjamin Butterworth. But on the positive side, Billy boy Gates and Tony B Liar etc have made a hell of a lot of money from their wise (totally lucky) investments in the big pharma companies which came to the rescue and made sure a few Grannies survived.

This time next year you’ll be more in demand than Dr. Hillary. Graham Norton will pay you a fortune to come on his TV show and talk to the plebs about ‘the science’ etc. (after you’ve sucked his rancid winkle and plated his arse in the green room obviously).