Major Cunt

Cronic self loathing if I had to guess.

Keep your fucking beret on Monsieur! I was just pissing by.

Pretty sure Withers based his whole persona on this chap.

We still lead the way in piss taking, had a bloke move in next door but one to me last week. After going through the obligatory introductions I walked away feeling we had crossed paths before. Then it struck me he's a dead ringer for Roland Browning from Grange Hill. For the last couple of days I've been quoting lines such as 'i just want to help you Row-land'. He's just told me to fuck of!

Klaus Barbie new how to deal with the red sea pedestrians!

Barton's a cunt of galactic proportions! Last I heard of him he'd fucked of to France and was trying to pass himself of as some type of intellectual. Next thing I know he's back up to his old antics and managing some 4th rate team. I don't suppose Withers ever played for Man city did he???

The Septic's are currently working on new so called Battlefield Nukes, wonder if they fancy using Norwich as a test site. Though saying that Swindon's a better choice.

Decimus you have just reminded me of my annual Easter pilgrimage back to the parents gaff. Only this time being foolish enough to undertake said journey by national rail. Even though despite by booking it in advance, I could still get a return flight to Spain cheaper. I must be fucking mental! I would have expected you to find a good Greene King boozer, then ordered a cold pint of IPA. That establishment you described sounds like theres pale ale, dispensed by an unconventional pump. However in homage to my favourite Norwich resident Alan Partridge a ladyboy would suffice.

Not a bad shout that. If the Klitschko's aren't available may I suggest the Diaz brother's.

Fair play, i got the David Lammy one it was on offer.

Decimus I'm seventeen sixteenths more of a cunt than Withers could ever aim to be. You will hopefully find that out!!!!!

With the right Bow you can legally kill a Welshmen there on a Sunday, I hear.

Definitely not the Riechstag that went the same way as Notre Dame.

He was obviously feeling mildly benevolent, but due to your exposure the fuckers removed it!

I don't know where he finds the time to irk the cunts of the corner. The security services informed me that after escaping to Paraguay. With two tonnes of gold that were 63% fillings from Treblinka. He was busy training right wing death squads and orchestrating the odd narco financed coup.

Amen Eric

Opus Dei cunts

If my memory serves me correctly, I believe that church of England is Flander's persuasion of religion. However I get your point. If the Catholic church could get there endemic noncing problem under control. They could probably pay for sprinklers rather than paying hush money to victim's!

When you take your yellow vest of and stop torching refuse bins, I'll consider it!

Allegedly Withers was spotted nearby with a box of Swan Vestas!

You get a like for that Decimus! The cunt is strong in you!

You have a vivid imagination, I concur Dr.

Wasn't the Judge by any chance was it? I heard he got involved in a low speed pursuit, after lifting a few cans of Tennant's Super. Mr Kahn attempted to pursue but Judge had just charged the battery managing to evade him. I believe he had a Union Jack seat cover and a Air Horn.

I happen to know a Scouser the geezer is a right fucking nause. Not the jovial wise cracking, scally there normally portrayed as. There was a shop opposite his house which had the Sun logo emblazoned upon it. The cunt proceeded to tell me he refused to shop there due to Hillsborough. Which I replied that was about 30 odd years ago, get over it. He wasn't impressed.

Fuck me that's one hell of awful kit even for Norwich. I imagine Punkers is trawling eBay right now, specifying it must be used and unwashed.