Major Cunt
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Was he looking for a council abode in the Norfolk area?
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What is this load of old bollocks, Prof? I normally associate your prose with battering the dung hatches of recently passed celebrities, and why the fuck hasn't Harvey Price had been nominated? The cunts just turned 18. -
This both a disturbing and hilarious trend. I've also relocated to the South West, and am more accustomed to hearing the 'Worzels' dialect, but recently heard a cunt chatting patois like a Kingston yardie. What's the fascination of this generation with acting the wigga, and sounding like you're fresh off the North Peckham Estate? I'd like to sentence the cunts to a month in Tottenham with the mandem, and then laugh myself to tears as they come back traumatised. I honestly feel that humanity is fucked...
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Sounds like paradise, Doc. I'm in the paradoxical position of being barred as a former convict, but 200 years ago I'd have been sent there once the gavel dropped...
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Using words like pedantry is sure to get you a knock at the door from the gestapo. Times have changed for the worst here, Doc... I used to love the old Corner when you'd get a weekend in the cells for sending Jewdy incandescent with rage.
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5 days of Christmas 🎄 is on the cards, but not written in stone.
Major Cunt replied to ProfB's topic in The Corner
It's a possibility, Doc. I visited one the other week which served only halal chicken, dripping in fucking fat too. I remember seeing a documentary about a poor teenage girl who ended up as chicken shish in a northern kebab house. Fucking northern noncing Ostrich jockeys. -
5 days of Christmas 🎄 is on the cards, but not written in stone.
Major Cunt replied to ProfB's topic in The Corner
That's exactly what I thought, Stubbs, but the cunts a multi of Mrs Roops I believe. He's definitely part of the setup, and will ensure a good few months porridge is served for touching on this delicate subject. The crane fly legged wanker goes apeshit whenever his movements in the Algarve are questioned... -
5 days of Christmas 🎄 is on the cards, but not written in stone.
Major Cunt replied to ProfB's topic in The Corner
Somebody made a comment earlier about Frank's comeback being as likely as Maddie McCann appearing at a KFC. Now I was gonna chime in about it being more likely she'd be found under some overpriced decking in a Portuguese villa, but thought better of it. I miss the old Corner! -
5 days of Christmas 🎄 is on the cards, but not written in stone.
Major Cunt replied to ProfB's topic in The Corner
I'm off my tits on benzos most days, skipper. Personally, I feel its the only way to fly... -
I'd wager it was Drew, clutching a 3 litre bottle of White Ace...
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Spare a thought for old JudgeTwat. The only job he can get as an ex traffic cozzer is a Securicor custodian, and every trip he makes to a building society could result in a sawn off shotguns barrels resting under his triple chin. I miss the miserable old kike if I'm honest, Dec's.
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Really. Now considering you're one of the sites biggest bullshit merchants, it really doesn't hold much water.
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Out of likes, Trucking. I reckon he might be hitting the pipe too.
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Is he definitely chasing the dragon, or are you basing this purely on him being a 'Mickey Mouser', Trucking?
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I'd wager that was your reply when Thomas Cook gave you the elbow.
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Looks like your royally fucked, Dyslexic. I've seen this play out a few times before where a newbie fails to heed the old guards advice, and is viewed as a fucking idiot.
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Well, fuck me sideways and call me Frank, as your comebacks are becoming just as one dimensional. I'll expect you to include "gig economy", "schmuck", and "thickster" in your retort...
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I'm giving it 2/1 that Dyslexic doesn't make it past Christmas. He's attempting the @judgetwiinsolation technique, but has neither the wit or repertoire to pull it off...
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On the subject of religion, Herr obersturmbannführer, my contact at a South East London synagogue has informed me that two burial plots were needed for one recently deceased. Now this could all be coincidence, but considering Jewdy's vanished into the ether, I'm just joining the dots here..
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As opposed to the thousand times you've posted "idiot". You're a costume of the cunt you once were. Have you ever thought about putting jam in your shoes, and inviting your trousers down for tea? Fucking over the hill hipster...
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More bollocks from the Corners Peter Tatchell...
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Tap of da marning to ya, Panz. I've just been reading you've a bit of a skag epidemic in the emerald Isle, and I've come to the conclusion I'd probably be mainlining brown if I lived in a Dublin towerblock. You still blowing the skinflute on a Friday night?, or are you planning on living the dream in Cricklewood as a labourer?
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Many years ago, Stubbs. I remember discovering the Corner around 2014 when @judgetwi used to be fuuny, and Fwank was peaking with his Ming material. He's been utterly shite for the last 5 years so don't expect a return to form anytime soon. @Frank, liven yourself up, you halfwit bubble, and start entertaining. I'm thinking a Barry White duet with a Somalian minicab driver off his on tits khat...
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You said it, RatsMarshall. Maybe we can get a jew for one in the Christmas sales...
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I'd buy Jewdy back if he was for purchase. I miss our frequent run ins and his thinly veiled racism. I'm sure you'd agree Herr Oberst, but I reckon he's fucked off to the promised land, or succumbed to Covid. The ignorant old cunt...
