Major Cunt
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It's subjective, Francis. Pot, kettle, and black certainly spring to mind though?
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Bit before my time, Frank. It always tickles me when you call me thick as your comebacks revolve around three different insults. Maybe you should heed your own advice...
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It's never to late for a change of profession, Eric. If my life's has taught me anything, it's that anything is possible. Go and study a part time degree in psychology mate, I think you've got the aptitude. The bubble thinks he's got a psychological advantage. however, his heads so far up his own arse, he's looking at the back of his dentures.
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About fucking time, Frank. That sentence needs a judicial review. It'll be good to have the Norfolk one giving you a pasting again. What's the score with the new avatar? Your skiing is fucking terrible, btw. I'm planning a trip to Andorra next year. A beautiful country with great slopes!
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Steroids and Charlie, never a good concoction, Stubbs. It completely baffles me how these cunts end up in the nick for noncing. I'm glad I turned down that offer to star in "Roops Does Stroud".
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He obviously doesn't build them singlehandedly, you prat. He's not one of the fucking Wright brothers!
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48, are you having a fucking laugh? If you said 56, I'd be more inclined to believe it. Outrageous!
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Ahh, Joker. I honestly thought he'd succumbed to Covid, or been hit by a bus, but alas not. This is actually a decent nom by his usual standards. I'd imagine old Ron failed to tip him after he dropped a steaming log on his lap, failing to realise this was part of the act.
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You've had a stonker during the summer? Well, 9 out of 10 punters can't be wrong...
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I'm sure it's not something the psychiatrist's are ruling out, Ape.
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I've actually had an operation at Northwick Park some years ago, and the consultant was top notch. Its a foreboding looking place from the outside, and a prime example of 60's/70's architecture. It makes you ponder if there was widespread LSD abuse in architect's of the time. I do hope your dear old Mum makes a speedy recovery. The poor woman's had to put up with enough already, due to a perennial disappointment called Frank.
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Fucking hell. If that's not an advert for using Ambre Solaire then I don't know what is. Frank could get a new clutch bag out of his boat race, and half a new wig. I watched a documentary on the Hedgehog once, and apparently he has to get himself erect. I don't know whether that's age or copius amounts of young pussy. The man's a fucking pensioner now, and has no shortage of porn offers. To think that he's running round Hollywood like Neil on a coke binge is hard to fathom. Surely the alleged victims are looking to drain his bank account. I can't but help laugh at the irony!
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One for you @Eddie, Google a picture the resemblence is striking.
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Only when you're taking a dip without your rubber y-fronts. Truly shite post, no pun intended.
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Hahaha. Coming from you that made me laugh. Lets face it Pen, you've got an IQ of 65 at best, and a fresh off the dingy Eritrean could contribute more to CC than you. You're the worst poster here by a country mile. Please never quote me again, you partially sighted prat!
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Don't put up with his shit, Gypers. @Frank watch your fucking step insulting ladies, as you really wouldn't wanna meet me in the flesh. I didn't spend those lost years making matchstick models. I was either in the gym or smoking ganja. My contacts stretch far and wide as I'm incredibly affable, and tech savy. You've just been yellow carded!
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Apparently, (a word that's used a lot in the current climate) David Chase has decided to put the theories to rest, and release an episode showing whether Tony got whacked or not. Little Carmine could have engineered it, but he didn't wanna be boss of the family. Personally my money's on Butch as the natural successor, and he wasn't a fan of Tony!
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Bollocks. You're a garibaldi Frank, completely obsolete from the 80's onward. I'm one of the best on here. I'm also heavily intoxicated, and the only buttons you press are on a Stana Stair-Lift these days. It's good to know I can still rile you with incredible ease. You useless cunt!
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Pauline Walnuts is a good call, Eric. My favorite character was Johnny Sack Sacramoni, he played that part so well, and I loved his rants. He also never grassed anybody up when he copped a 15 stretch. The Shah of Iran aka Phill was a cunt though! He said "20 years without a fucking peep" at every opportunity. Carmine Lupertazi and Junior are my second choice though.
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My opinion of you as a repetitive, Rocky video posting, epileptic in a strobe light dancing cunt, hasn't changed. However, my feelings of wanting to break your Swan Vesta like legs has subsided. I have no idea what's caused this sudden change of heart, but I'm hoping my olive branch will be accepted. I know you definitely have some pull with the proprietors, possibly one of them? So make the call, and bail out Dec's. This place is improving slightly, but we need some first team magic. He's the Connor Gallagher of the corner. You know it makes sense, Francois!
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Indeed. I've never seen you cunt anyone off enough to land up there, apart from Frank, but you kept it within the guidelines. Something about suggesting he regail dementia patients with his playboy lifestyle.
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Just a quick question, Punkers. I've information you were in Barrymores' pool that fatefull night with 20 Royhpnol in a tied condom. I'm just wondering whether it was to make your chipolata look bigger, or was it fowl intent? Obviously that stays between the punters of CC...
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I'm in full agreement, Neil, but the horse has already bolted. There's thousands of these fuckers plotting and scheming to kill the perceived infidels. The only party that's got the bollocks to close the borders is the BNP, and they haven't got a snowballs. You could waste your time voting for UKIP, but Farage isn't going to deny his benefactors cheap Labour. This country is fucked. Pick up any local paper from any city, and revel in the cultural enrichment!
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Well, you could twist the plot. Making Oskar Schindler far less benevolent, using forced prostitution, and working his employed labour to death on meager rations. Its ending could see him sailing off to Venezuela with half a ton of gold, and a couple of aryan beauties on each arm.
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What did you get a bit of porridge for, Trucking? Where it as a badge of honour mate. All quality cunters spend a bit of time in the cooler.
