Major Cunt

Your obsession with cocks and prisons knows no ends, does it jewdy. The only time I saw a cock was in the shower room mate, and even half a seconds enough. Unless you have a continuous prison phantasy? You should do a bit of bird, well when I report your posts you will. Being in a wheelchair you get a ground floor cell, and front of the dinner ques. I'll ask Hasan to look after you. No need to thank me, obviously!

Like he's walking a brace of pitbulls with each arm. I can actually picture him like that. What a wanker

Judge, did you end up bashing the Bishop, or was he kind enough to do it for you? Was you mobile then on the calipers?

Ghislaine as we all know use to participate in the revelry. Mind you, I'd let her tongue my balls whilst banging. Just not with an underage girl. High society fiddling faux philanthropist cunts.

Bugsy Seigal, one of many. You see the Jews have been very clever constantly turning out Italian mob films. Only to distance themselves from the Jewish mob who were the dagos predecessors. Amazing what you can do when Hollywood's in your pocket.

Funnily enough, I've just alluded to the mosssds involvement in an another post.

He's one of Jewdys tribe I believe, and was also working for the Mossad along with UK intelligence a familiar thread in this noncery extraordinaire.

I'll. Put a score on Gates definitely, and possibly Clooney, I need dates though . As a decade ago birds were queing up to give him a nosh. A problem the Major's familiar with...yeah if only. The other cunts I'm not familiar enough with.

There's an interesting side note here. When old Bob Maxwell took a dive off his yaught, he was just about to be rumbled for nicking the 750 mill pension pot. Strangely enough exactly the same amount old underage-Epstien had in assets. I think even Pen could connect the dots here. The only reason she's been arrested is probably due to them extracting the location of her peado insurance. One things for sure though she won't serve more than 5 years if any.

The hardly hard done by cunt isn't even black ffs. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before his bird fucks him off.

Frank!

In old blighty Withers, we are told the goose is quite a dangerous animal as it can break an arm with its beak. So firstly what's the backstory to you and avian love,? Secondly a pensioner should be more careful as sure viagra works on the cock, but it is not going to give speed or strength.

One can only pray punkers. Anyway can't you have a word with your guvnor and speed things up?

Not even cognac or wine Withers, what sort of a Frenchman are you? I bet you ply the geese something a little potent though. I'd imagine trying to mount a lucid goose could be quite dangerous in the bollocks department!

He didn't really think that whole plastic explosive and detonator thing through. I'd wager his application form is spread like confetti through out the six counties.

Depends on whether he cleared that tax bill or not. I heard it was the same size as Uganda's GDP....

Have you ever worked in a massage parlour /sauna? Answer the question.

You don't know that Gyps he might have missed his meds. That's you're department.

I'm gonna try and find some footage of that on YouTube. Let's hope Trevor Mcdonald wasn't on a live report there.

@judgetwi Seeing as your either ex, or serving old bill. I was wondering if you could tell me why no spearchucker has received a truncheon round the canister yet? Fuck me, I remember the good old days when the TSG would steam out of Sherpa's, and batter every cunt insight. They were notorious, and obviously learnt their trade kicking the shit out of football hooligans in the 80s. Their probably half snowflake now anyway! White lives matter too... Well actually they matter more, but the BBC will tell you we're all equal. Despite any memorable black scientists, or inventors. Just send the savages back to Swaziland, I'm sure they'll love it! Cunts.

Err, sorry your honour I was unaware of court proceedings. You don't need my help making yourself look a cunt. Shalom

I've a feeling you've had bad experiences with beaches, well being beached that is. Every year one or two come up the Thames, but I've a feeling the Thames barrier stops them tracking you down. Do a Reg Perry Jewdz, and go and join them, as terra firma is clearly too much for you.

It is Bill, but I've got an idea which could smooth some sectarian feathers. Why not turn the marches into mini marathons (no cheating Mo Farrah lookalikes though), Strictly for the Oirish folks. From the look of these morbidity obese red nosed fellas I'm predicting a few heart attacks, and worse others might gain a little fitness. This clears the old guard away with luck, and clears the way for the younger and less belligerent boys to sort things out. You could take the tape off the old Noraid buckets and earn a few euros, depending on who wins or dies... Fuck off Frank

They do Panz. Red on the head fire in the bed mate.

Or it'll be a rohypnol chaser followed by a bumming.