Major Cunt

I'm not that much of a cunt, but the monies enticing. I just state facts and take the piss, and have a debate with me old Jewish mate. It ain't difficult. Coding a framework or library is though.

Still got that yacht Frank? If you're running a bit low on drachmas I could probably help you out. There's a need to transport some product moving from Cadiz?

Button it, Kleftiko. You know that femur of yours which resembles a Sobibor survivor? I'm gonna break it with either in an outside leg kick, or a piece of balsa wood. I'll get back to you Dame Fwankie Dense.

No, no. I've always thought Frank's a one trick pony cunt. See old bollock chops came off looking a right div with his mummified retorts.

The legend Jack 'Quincy' Klugman. One of the few yank shows I can suffer. I think LCS might be Quincy.

You would definitely be dumb enough to come on here and say you're five0 as the yoots say. You was the man lured to a factitious restraunt and tickets at the Old Vic? From a man you meet on a site called Cunts Corner. You also let the cat out the bad on the Chilean minors thread. I've also watched the Sweeney and Ashes to Ashes. So I I know you're type. You couldn't catch a Covid mate. Know what I mean

Ere, this social distancing bollocks worked out really well Saturday, Ratty. I needed some replacement RCA cables males and females, so i Googled Wickes mate. Anyway not only did it only cost a £5, but I was I in and out in 7 mins, and had no fat cunts attempting DIY to squeeze pass.

Good to see you changing your opinion whenever the wind does, Jewdy. If memory serves me correctly you had your Jamie Oliver sized tongue up his arsehole, once a la carte meals and West End shows were mentioned? Make sure you clean that tongue - Brightboy!

Uneducated, nasty, piece of work? Some of your more tasteful qualities mate Make a nom, make me laugh, or make a little spritzer with 'Jeyes Fluid'. Why don't you fuck off again? Everybody seemed quite content during those months off.

Always fancied becoming a barrister. It's the sheer game of strategy and confidence. Then I spoke to a barrister I know who practices in the channel Islands. Who informed me that you must represent nonces aswell, which kinda killed the notion.

Get with facts me old son. I imported cannabis, I didn't sell it in £10 bags. So scumbag drug dealer no. It aint no surprise as an ex-cozzer I would expect you to know the difference, but then I remembered how thick you are, so here's a recap. I have no problem admitting mistakes I made as a young man, and I always detect a hint of jealousy in your drivel. Now if I'd imported heroin/crack or spice then yes I'd be a "scumbag dealer. Fact of the matter is nobody has ever died over smoking or ingesting cannabis, but alcohol kills thousands each year not to mention it's impact on the NHS. You an ill informed gammon of a cunt!

Planes, trains, and BBC websites. Sounds like the title of an incredibly shit film, or Lady P's autobiography. I've a feeling Herr Oberst will not be best pleased with your opinion on the Fuhrer's teachings. Anyway, have you seen the duskies kicking off in the States? Hopefully it reaches Florida, and your mate Salty gets shot at.

A great cunt, yes, but a great philosopher, no...

#MeToo. I've just been munching my favourite pizza, and watching darkies getting clubbed by the yank old bill. It's not a bad life is it? Anyone who calls a baton a batoon is a cunt.

Sounds like Punk's become a man of the cloth, along with constantly touching cloth due to a prolapsed rectum.

Bowie was the first artist to reinvent himself with each album and decade. He even released a drum and bass album I recently found out, at a time the genre was peaking. He also told the Queen to keep her knighthood, legend. I also believe he was an insider with "Life on Mars". Considering that song was released around the same time as the Viking satellite captured pictures of possible pyramids. Images NASA took over 2 decades to release...

Mein Kampf? I think that's a little beyond your reading age and comprehension. Why don't you stick to the Sun for now. No need to thank me.

If that certain Welsh tart was Roops. I'd bet heavily that you're developing senile dementia, and the cheese in question was half a kilo of stilton. Apparently it's her preference to anal beads.

They call him Jewdy, Jewdy, Jewdith, and yes he's a 4 by 2 With a fancy pair of calipers to match his built up shoe He logs into the corner on the sauce and Special Brew, and talks a lot of bollocks about Farage and Corbyn too. Social skills of a dyspraxic and the logic of a Victorian, and readily grab his gammon head then beat it like drum. So Jewdy, Jewdy, Jewdith, it's only just a laugh, but take a three bar heater, and then jump in the fucking bath.

Don't be so candid Jewdith. You swallowed Bojo's load after he signed the exit strategy.

Invite him round for a shower Ratty, he could do with a wash. PM me and I'll send you some Zyklon B shower crystals...

You're always pissed off punctured wheelchair or not. Anyway how the fuck do you get so many when you're a shut-in who doesn't leave his warden assisted flat. And no this site isn't fucking amateur psychologist.com either wanker. We're meant to be nominating the cunts of the world, but seeing as you fit that bracket I'm not surprised you get caned regularly. You're a dense fucking idiot troll who knows fuck all about fuck all. Your judgement means fuck all too as 90% of members here think your a one trick pony irrelevant cunt. Life imitating art, eh Jewdz?

Haha, you really don't get irony do you? I don't see you pulling of a Guido Fawkes any time soon, Jewdy. Not unless you can navigate your way to parliament, and there's a disabled ramp to the cellar. That's all you do is moan like the snowflakes... 😁

Of course you can't join you're in a wheelchair for fucks sake. That only happens in movies (I know you call them that). The cozzers are scraping the barrell lately by admitting midgets, spackers, and probably trannies, but not raspberries as of now. You should think about joining up again? With your many mental conditions and mobility issues you'd make commissioner in no time. No need to thank me

Predictable bullshit you bigoted cunt. It's none of your fucking business what I made. Do you honestly think your accusations bother me? I sold cannabis Jewdy, I didn't abuse kids or rob old ladies. You're ex-old-bill so it's no surprise you got a hard on for me! Some coppers are ok, and some are cunts. I've a strong feeling you represented the latter. That shit don't happen with 'Big Erroll'. He'd of got served up quicker than corrupt old bill. No doubt you fall into that category too.