Major Cunt

Bill, I honestly don't know how to thank you for such sage and thoughtful advice? I'm certainly planning on getting back on the horse, but not tying one to a fence and back-scuttling it with the aid of a milk crate. Which would probably be the more hygienic and pleasurable option compared to fucking the insufferable tranny Pen.

Anyways, back on topic. Personally I prefer small tits always being more of a legs and pert arse man (and just to clarify I'm not a nonce or a fucking shirt-lifter), and thank god for that. Having just turned 40 and finding myself back on the market for a new bird, it's become apparent that gravity and children can sometimes take their toll. I'm adding the clarification statement due to the Corner being bombarded with shit from a few fucking idiots as of late, who'll no doubt jump all over this post in a vain attempt to recover some credibility after taking a hiding from several punters.

On the contrary you chubby little virgin we simply have a mutual agenda on occasions, ergo Syria and Russia. I happen to find the man amusing as I do with many other members of the faithful. You on the other hand attempted to rusty-trombone an outed nonce which speaks volumes on your character. Let's not forget the time you personally thanked me for a like in a post either you cringeworthy cunt.

The irony of that statement seems to be lost on you, son. Talk to me.

So You're an Albanian working in Eddie's carwash then, 404?

A damming indictment indeed, Decs. I wonder if we could get Roops to knock up an award? Most incel gamer's are nonces to be fair their just the non offending variety being to busy playing Halo, and shouting at their Mum to put another Rustlers microwave burger in through a gaming headset, preferring to download kiddie porn rather than star in it.

How long ago was that Stubbs? Drew's been consistently shit since I joined. You can't polish a turd, but you can throw goose feathers on it and call it Withers.

I look forward to it, Jewdy. 😁

He PM'd me once to direct my attention to a thread where he wasn't too sure if a stretch was imminent regarding a noncing accusation, other than that I'd had no correspondence. Personally I feel the PM facility should only be used for threats of violence* and discussing grudges, and catching up with like minded punters. There's an interesting connection with 404 though. Granted, his scat fantasy concerned a teenage eco-warrior, and not a Great Dane, but it's still interesting? *I'm joking Roops.

Fucking hell, I'm certainly gonna keep my ears open for this revelation. Fair play, Killer.

Just coz I've chucked you a few likes, Pete, don't get it twisted as the kids say. Unlike my obese acquaintance Jewdy, you wouldn't see me coming. You could be cashing your giro in some shithole Post Office in Wigan, and before you register it's a hit on your life rather than an armed blag, I've appeared then discharged a sawn-off into your head.

Stubbs, I informed him on another thread that I've triangulated his exact location, and if his volume of posts didn't decrease and the quality didn't improve. I'd break into his house, cover his front room in tarpaulin, draw for a fillet knife, and open him up like a fucking village fete. I blocked Spunky Jock Strap about a week ago due to him being an unfunny yank parody, and a fucking idiot.

I saw you coming before you woke up this morning, Jewdy. Besides, I'd wager even the cataract sufferer Pen could spot your 20 stone frame gliding past on a mobility scooter.

Just as I predicted. Back to your usual below par horse-shit then. Wanker.

I'm with Decs on this one, Withers, you goose bothering, EU loving, francophile wanker. Amongst the appalling catalogue of clichéd shite spread by the Septic you looked almost Premier League for a brief moment. Oh, and Fuck off.

Looks like Judge did enjoy a meal at Frank's taverna then, Bill. Mind you, he also kept it quiet about Ed joining them.

Fucking hell. Eddie gets about a bit.

Are you a 12 year old, or just fucking retarded? I've seen some fucking idiots in my short tenure here, but you're biggest by any stretch of the imagination. Here's an idea. Delete your account and kill yourself, in no specific order.

You're not very good this are you, Septic. Not to worry you're in good company with Jewdy though, as you might have noticed about the same percentage of the faithful regard him as a detestable fucking idiot as they do you. You've two options. Up your game and contribute something amusing, or take up your right to bear arms, and put a bullet in your head. I know which ones more plausible...

You got me. Midgets were the coup de grace.

Harsh, but incredibly fair. Do put me on the mailing list for this, Pete.

Bollocks, Jewdy. Any South Londoner worth there salt knows it's actually called the "Paddling Pool", and the fan's are known to get quite "hard" when watching. You're finished here you mental defective. Why don't you fuck off back to 'isacunt', and post more homoerotic "gridiron" material.

And every single punchline sailed over his gammon sized head, Baws.

I'd hit you so fucking hard, Yank, all 25 stone of you would levitate. 😁

I bet the fat cunt only takes shekels Eric, and wouldn't let you off a pound when taking a fare in his mobility scooter cum rickshaw* *Copyright Decs 2019