Major Cunt

I was tempted to reply to our resident middle aged Rylan Clarke but he's dropped down to the Pen league so couldn't be arsed . I briefly scan their post's and then think to myself what an utter fucking bell-end (one the size of a satsuma in Lady P's case)... Creative cunting regarding the Anthony Bourdain comment.

My thoughts exactly. Smith played an excellent Ali in the film and clearly took the boxing seriously for the role. I think that he fought not to knock Rock spark out due to knowing the consequences and the probable damage a right hander could do. If Rock had taken his time with Jackie Chan as seriously then we could have had a ceremony worth watching. Briefly I reached the potential conclusion that it could have been a ruse given that both are able to throw a realistic punch/slap, and are equally able to roll with a one, but quickly dismissed it out of hand. I'm all for defending one's wife's honour, but if you get your kicks (or as erect as Chris's surname) watching blokes pound your spouse whilst observing cock in hand then it kind of negates it. Fucking Hollywierd!

That song happens to be jewdy's ringtone, and he always gets a mate to call when the collection plate is :about to be passed round the synagogue. I was intending to drop you a like for that, but it seems that I've already spunked my daily allowance...

If@ProfB was able to contribute to the nom in question with an informed and entertaining opinion (although informed has an incredibly wide margin here) or get into a gloves off feud potentially resulting in a ban then I think her stock would be on the rise. Whether this is possible is certainly not a wager I'd take, but then again Leicester won the league in their first season after promotion...

Absolutely pmsl. I seriously doubt that his uniform fits anymore. The cornerstones of his diet consist of kebabs, large Toblerone's and super strength polish lager (let's hope it's brewed under licence over here or he'll be requiring detoxification). I think I may have found a new avatar. Excellent work!

I don't think anyone called you a nonce, Epstien. There was however an eruption of laughter when you brought up a potentially fictitious scenario regarding a semi naked man sat in a paddling pool with kids. The last time I checked it wasn't illegal for a parent to join his children in such fashion. You must be one hell of a nosey neighbour (whose hooter can be spotted before your scooter turns a corner). 😁

Indeed. I know you're not the sharpest tool in the box and were dismissed from the force a long time ago, but did you know that being pissed whilst in charge of a mobility scooter is an offence that carries a sentence of imprisonment? Continue leaving the Pink Oboe in the state that you post at and you might just get your wish. You'll be easy pickings for Ahmed and the boys when they offer to help you shower. I'd keep the religious beliefs to yourself or they might drown you after... Know what I mean mate.

I've been following this exchange in the hope that you can finally learn something about the average brit, and possibly make a start on removing that bag of McCain's from your shoulder. Your like the Corners Eamon De Valera standing on a soapbox with a loudspeaker spouting anti British propaganda to anyone who'll listen. The main problem with this tactic is due to an audience who are 99% British. Any cunt with half a brain would quickly reach the conclusion that their stuck in an echo chamber. Half or more of the fuckers that fought in the cause have formed a McMafia and are busy flooding the streets of the emerald Isle with Peruvian powder and Afghan smack. I always thought that part of the struggle was about improving the prospects of the next generation, It's almost as ironic as you grabbing the hated UK establishments dough by the fistful. The younger generation don't give a flying fuck about a speedy unification but are more interested in making it back from night out without being car-jacked or shot. Whatever way the wind blows England will be fine. We've been through far more threatening situations than not being invited to a summit in recent centuries. Eventually the EU will get pissed off with you coming flat-cap in hand for Euros and you'll be forced in to excepting droves of migrants, ridiculous legislation around farming and fishing ect. Get that fucking sax out and change the tune for once...

Every single politician in America bar Donald Trump and the neo-nazi movement. There's no doubt others but I'd have to PM Bill our stateside correspondent... I could easily make a similar statement regarding this country, but can't be arsed to author a 500 word post.

A wise choice, Eric. I'm the Corners Surgeon General when it comes to getting off your face. Let's keep any horticultural advice strictly PM. I know Jewdy got kicked off the force for corruption but he still might have links to the Masons/Old Bill, and he's also a right cunt!

I told you so, lmao. A mate of mine smoked a reefer of it prior to us meeting up for a chinky and the daft cunt phoned me up with the words "thought you said you was here? ". Turned out that he was at a different establishment. Fucking funny night with me sniffing a half a gram line in order to negate the effects of Mr Johnny Walker. This powder turned out to have a purity equal to the dawgs THC. I came out the bogs looking like a fucking Owl.

Obviously you never saw the shooting due to occupying trap two of the gents with a tub of 60's Vaseline in hand. Did Ronnie stick his head in (literally) after allegedly dispatching George? The good old day's before dementia, paralysis and crippling alcoholism kicked in eh, Jewdy... Was taking it up the wrong un still illegal then? I'd Google it, but why bother when I can ask an old cunt like you.

I'm familiar with the strain, Eric, and I'll strongly advise you to take it easy with the grinder or fingers. The shits got a THC content that would make Howard Marks forget his way home. Sounds like it might have come via the dark web, and when the Major says proceed with caution then heed the warning.

I don't think I'm sold on LCS's article, and am convinced he read it right to left in preparation for the PLA invading Oz. Throw together a mixed bunch of 18 to 25 year olds, alcohol, mdma, etc, and even the McLovin-esque types are guaranteed to spray the odd cervix with jizz. It reminds me of a beautiful time in my life combined with some of the most atrocious comedowns I've ever experienced (and that's saying something).

Indeed, but considering I've got at least a 60 plus iq on you then there's not much point. I was considering "read a fucking book for once", but reconsidered after remembering how alcohol riddled your grey matter is. Black clock was a typo due to a technology called predictive text. I know you're out of touch on these matters due to being a shut-in and accessing the Corner via a 486 PC. I do hope your scooter soon gets sideswiped by a bin lorry or similar.

The man's a fucking idiot and his grasp of geopolitics is on par with an 11 year old. I've been reviewing his recent horse-shit contributions and have noticed that he's now banging on about the Romanovs. (no doubt after a quick perusal of Wikipedia). Apparently Chelsea's Roman is his best mate and is also a fucking kike. I would have liked this to be a bombshell revelation, but as the more cerebral posters know every single member of the fucking oligarchy is a four by two. @judgetwi, they don't give Vlad the odd 300 million quid yacht or Swiss Bank account out of benevolence, but sheer terror as they bought the state owned natural resources for a shekel on the rouble. Old Putin wasn't too happy with this when he seized power and was more than willing to send his KGB/FSB mates to take the last breath of those who declined instead. He can paint a mural of Stalin and Trotsky (below waist height, obviously), and cover his scooter with stickers of the hammer and sickle, but it won't make a blind bit of difference. The drunken buffon has obviously forgotten about the mass immigration from Russia to the Red Sea post 1990.

I think his predictions regarding the Windsor's being shape shifting reptilians would have got you better odds at William Hill. I reckon he's on to something regarding the Jew's running the world though. They certainly run Tottenham bar the Broadwater Farm Estate.

Problem, reaction, solution, Bill. Pike and the Scottish branch of freemasonry have been planning this for fucking decades and it's well overdue. Putin is not against using terrorism against his own people as was proved when the FSB were caught red handed attempting to blow a residential block sky-high. This was used to justify his war in Caucuses just after he became president. Whether he's a counterbalance to the conspiracy or a player is yet to be seen...

If ever there was any doubt about your sexual orientation (not that there ever has been) then you have just answered it. I'd suggest that you proof read your material before posting as you've just cracked me up. I'm guessing that due to you being paralysed from the waist down only the largest girth of kosher sword causes a tingle up the rectum, and explains your residence in Brixton. 🎶 We're gonna rock down jew Electric Avenue where Jewdy's doors get smashed in🎶 And no "I don't know what you mean", just like the other 99% of times you drop your catchphrase. Watch a documentary for once, if you can stay sober long enough!

Your mob might want to think about giving the Golan Heights back as your number one backer is being made to look like a right cunt by Putin. If a failing superpower is scared to impose a no fly zone over Ukraine then I can't see them rushing into help when the Syrians finally get their act together to reclaim the stolen land. I don't think you're quite as sharp as you think mate...

Of course you don't, but your reply just reinforces to the assembled members what a thick cunt you are. A fucking idiot who is also out of touch with the tyrannical tribes acquisition of cut price weaponry. Try reading Heeratz for once instead of cruising Electric Avenue for black clock.

Noted.

Indeed. The Tony Blair government was where the rot really set in for me and the lines became blurred. The last true left wing politician to hold any position of power was John Prescott bar Corbyn who's just too far to the left for me. Although the Blair government did stick to traditional left wing ideals such as the building of affordable and social housing, numerous new hospitals, schools, and transport projects. However, New Labour became a watered down Tory Party who's list of fuck ups are to numerous to get into here, but we're all aware of them. We now have a joke of a party that's split in half and hasn't a snowballs chance of winning the next election unless things drastically change. I despise the Tories tax breaks to the super rich, austerity, neglect of the NHS, university fees, and surprisingly their handling of criminal justice system. Immigration policy is a case of shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted, and videos of the old bill being forced back into their cars when confronted by a group of little ethnic cunts. This country is fucked and I'm actually glad to reach middle age as things ain't gonna get any better.

I half expected some cunt to beat me to the pun regarding Dennis Healy. Good stuff, Prof, but in all honesty I had some better Dennis based material lined up...

This is turning into some strange Norfolk based game of guess who. I know how Drew finds the time to engage in such bollocks, but I'm guessing that you're still working from home. If not, then I'd like to enquire about any vacancies in your department at the Council.