Major Cunt
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Sadly not Gypers, just French and a bit of a cunt.
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I see you're poking your syphilis ridden head above the Maginot Line again, how very French. I'll deal with you again in due course Monsieur.
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The closest that cunt ever got to magic was front row at a Paul Daniels show.
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Let's be Frank for one moment. Your under the illusion that you have some sort of cult like status on here and are somewhat untouchable. I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, but nine years at your time of life, could have really been spent more wisely. You've really made yourself look a cunt with the above statement you uttered with such pride. I never saw the old Frank i only heard rumours of the reverence he once commanded. Seems like you've been trading on past victory's for to long, like the old walrus awakening to late to the danger posed by the herd's young bucks. I guess all I'm trying to say is .... Fuck off Frank
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Withers I know you've given up on life and the chemotherapy is slowing stealing what little IQ you once had. You insufferable goose buggering cunt.
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You're sounding as stale as your birds spunk stained, leopard print, Primark blouse, after she took on all comers at the swingers club last night. Moaning like a whore on all fours, while Barry from Ilford deposited a load up her khyber pass. Wanker!
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More Cleft Palate I'd wager.
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Fuck off Spacker Bilk. Your above little diatribe smacks of the usual hypocrisy and idiocy which got you a spanking. Unfortunately you seem to be on a loop where you start giving it the big un and then take a self imposed exile, when you inevitably take another hiding. Some of those insults we're Majors own brand and others recycled. Though we all know you've never contributed anything fucking original full stop. Silly cunt!
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What's this fucking shite Punkers, on second thoughts don't answer. Your constant thinly veiled talk of bumfoolery and disdain of arse bandits, is no doubt founded on self loathing. Tonight why don't you give in to temptation via knocking back a few Babysham's, sniffing some poppers and hitting the Blue Oyster. If you get down there before Jewdys shift ends I'm sure he'll score you some Ecstasy. You fucking turd burglar!
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No Francis I don't. You twig legged, piss poor, banjo strumming septuagenarian. You've quite clearly been hitting the Frosty Jacks today, then rummaging through your soiled faggoty white jeans, in a desperate search for your micro penis.
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Is this gay sauna mobility scooter friendly Drew? I'm asking for another punter here a rather portly fella, you probably know him. His Mum wants the bedsit to herself for the weekend and thinks he needs a break from the big smoke.
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She's definitely got the look of the council estate whore who'd let you smash her starfish, for a bottle of Lambrini and a tenners bag of skunk. The good old days!
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This is fucking terrible Pen even by your standards. Why don't you pop your falsies out pack your capacious rectum with KY jelly, and visit a favourite glory hole. No need to thank me. You cadaverous cunt!
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Can't say I've had the displeasure yet Eric. However on a more positive note we've got the Blackburn Mohammed's tomorrow, first game of the season.
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Fuck me, you're right for once. I'd wager a kings ransom, we won't here the end of this anytime soon. You boring fucker!
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No cunt should be playing cricket or watching it for that matter, it's like watching wheelchair rugby only duller. I was in a boozer yesterday afternoon enjoying a cold Stella Artois and this shit was on the telly. There were plenty of students watching it with an assortment of worzel type cunts, who'd clearly given up on life. I rest my case.
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Yes I remember that documentary Judge. If memory serves me correctly she was marching alongside a bunch of jihadettes*, in a tight fighting dress. They then proceeded to call her a brass and whore, well they were 50% correct. I bet the producers nearly shit themselves when they saw this footage being the BBC. I'd wager they went there to make the Mohammed's look like the good guys and it well tits up. Fucking priceless. *I've just invented that word.
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True, he's a poor man's Ratty, Scotty. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, unless your avatar is Jeremy fucking Kyle, and you're a bit of a cunt.
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Who the fucks talking to you, bold font cocksucker!
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Yes I know it quite well, it seems like it goes on for fucking miles when you're a kid. There also used to be a geezer who operated the lift who was a dead ringer for Idi Amin.
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Just caught up on this from Pens favourite news medium the British Buggery Corporation. I immediately remembered a golden rule I live by, being never use the Woolwich ferry or the Dartford tunnel into Essex, just avoid the place if possible. Unfortunately most of the county is populated by West Ham supporting cunts from the East end who think there double hard, wankers. I then picked up on this comment from DCI Stephen Jennings. "I would urge people not take any illegal substances at any time but particularly not at this time." Now telling a junkie not to use skag is like asking Jewdy to not consume kebabs it's never gonna happen. I know the residents of Canvey Island had to be a bit thick probably due to inbreeding, maybe Steve's just doing his job. One thing I will say though is there's some quality skirt in that part of the world, unfortunately conversing with them is an issue for most.
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Abso-fuckin-loutley, however only Arabs without a Rothschild owned central bank or vast natural resources.
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Roady I thought you were there for it bredtrin as Eddie's firm say.
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I fired of about 3 posts in ten minutes Spacker Bilk and I'm glad they met with your approval. Just because I happen to be logged in doesn't mean I'm active on the site, you see there's a thing called life. I'd wager the two week holiday in the sun was probably more an NHS inpatient alcohol detox. Pulling the old punctuation routine is indicative of being rattled harder than a toddlers abacus, quite apt really.
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You seem to have forgotten about your little meltdown the other week cunty? Unfortunately for you it's still fresh in the mind of every other punter. Here's the thing though, your a bit of a thick cunt Billy, it's alright. Looks like you're forming the holy trinity of idiocy with Pen and the Jew, a bunch of third division cunts, your in good company. Know you limits and stick to them. Silly Cunt!
