Major Cunt

Oh yes, the amazing Yanks. A country who's infrastructure was once the world's finest and efficient. Not any more though. They took their eyes of the Chinese and started 2 fucking illegal wars costing trillions, not to mention the maimed, dead and fucked with PTSD. Their bridges, flyovers, canals and highways are fucked. They could have used all those stolen black gold trillions to fix it. Give me the NHS any day over some private firm. At least I don't need a twenty in my pocket for the ambulance fare. @judgetwi loves the Septics. Case closed.

After they've already started building it and compulsory purchased land. Makes perfect sense doesn't it. We need another fucking airport certainly not just another runway. If the Victorians were running this show Pen would be 12, and we'd have a new airport in 18 months. Cunts.

Holly shit. That's Jewdy pre-wheelchair era.

Pens, employed by Armitige Shanks for exactly that purpose. Allegedly due to having a bladder that has more psi than a Karcher power washer.

Would you like to lick my arse Judge? I've just had a shit....

I think I've worked out your identity, Reptile....

Look at you Jewdz? Growing a pair of bollocks now his arselicker mates are backing him up. I can take the piss out of cunts like you all day. Know what I mean. Fat fucking wanker.

I've seen some turds of a first post, but this one takes the biscuit. Put in some context, humour and why Failing that I saw Jeyes Fluids on offer, so you could knock back a punch bowl.

I believe that's called doing a Micheal Spinks in the boxing game.

Larry Holme's. He'd have sparked him out, longest holder of the belt I believe.

I'm not that much of a cunt, but the monies enticing. I just state facts and take the piss, and have a debate with me old Jewish mate. It ain't difficult. Coding a framework or library is though.

Still got that yacht Frank? If you're running a bit low on drachmas I could probably help you out. There's a need to transport some product moving from Cadiz?

Button it, Kleftiko. You know that femur of yours which resembles a Sobibor survivor? I'm gonna break it with either in an outside leg kick, or a piece of balsa wood. I'll get back to you Dame Fwankie Dense.

No, no. I've always thought Frank's a one trick pony cunt. See old bollock chops came off looking a right div with his mummified retorts.

The legend Jack 'Quincy' Klugman. One of the few yank shows I can suffer. I think LCS might be Quincy.

You would definitely be dumb enough to come on here and say you're five0 as the yoots say. You was the man lured to a factitious restraunt and tickets at the Old Vic? From a man you meet on a site called Cunts Corner. You also let the cat out the bad on the Chilean minors thread. I've also watched the Sweeney and Ashes to Ashes. So I I know you're type. You couldn't catch a Covid mate. Know what I mean

Ere, this social distancing bollocks worked out really well Saturday, Ratty. I needed some replacement RCA cables males and females, so i Googled Wickes mate. Anyway not only did it only cost a £5, but I was I in and out in 7 mins, and had no fat cunts attempting DIY to squeeze pass.

Good to see you changing your opinion whenever the wind does, Jewdy. If memory serves me correctly you had your Jamie Oliver sized tongue up his arsehole, once a la carte meals and West End shows were mentioned? Make sure you clean that tongue - Brightboy!

Uneducated, nasty, piece of work? Some of your more tasteful qualities mate Make a nom, make me laugh, or make a little spritzer with 'Jeyes Fluid'. Why don't you fuck off again? Everybody seemed quite content during those months off.

Always fancied becoming a barrister. It's the sheer game of strategy and confidence. Then I spoke to a barrister I know who practices in the channel Islands. Who informed me that you must represent nonces aswell, which kinda killed the notion.

Get with facts me old son. I imported cannabis, I didn't sell it in £10 bags. So scumbag drug dealer no. It aint no surprise as an ex-cozzer I would expect you to know the difference, but then I remembered how thick you are, so here's a recap. I have no problem admitting mistakes I made as a young man, and I always detect a hint of jealousy in your drivel. Now if I'd imported heroin/crack or spice then yes I'd be a "scumbag dealer. Fact of the matter is nobody has ever died over smoking or ingesting cannabis, but alcohol kills thousands each year not to mention it's impact on the NHS. You an ill informed gammon of a cunt!

Planes, trains, and BBC websites. Sounds like the title of an incredibly shit film, or Lady P's autobiography. I've a feeling Herr Oberst will not be best pleased with your opinion on the Fuhrer's teachings. Anyway, have you seen the duskies kicking off in the States? Hopefully it reaches Florida, and your mate Salty gets shot at.

A great cunt, yes, but a great philosopher, no...

#MeToo. I've just been munching my favourite pizza, and watching darkies getting clubbed by the yank old bill. It's not a bad life is it? Anyone who calls a baton a batoon is a cunt.

Sounds like Punk's become a man of the cloth, along with constantly touching cloth due to a prolapsed rectum.