Major Cunt

I like the cut of your jib, Tim. You'll do well here. Go forth, be strong*. © Terry Tibbs.

You've certainly got the measure of that cunt. You're either a private investigator or a former Portuguese detective...

Tell us a little about yourself, Timmy? Are you antisemitic, slightly racist, despise 🐐 fuckers, but most importantly able to string an amusing and coherent opinion on any MP/celebrity? Welcome to the Corner.

How times have changed. The first reply I received was "welcome,fuck off and drink bleach" courtesy of Withers. This ignited a short feud where I suggested he had a nice bath with a three bar electric heater.

I've no idea why he constantly chooses pastel coloured shorts that are more befitting on the habitants of Milan and toddler's. I'm guessing that it's a not so subtle way of displaying a prolapsed rectum to the not so discerning mack clad rambler's of Clapham Common. He's completely lost the plot. I'd suggest that he log's of permanently and concentrates more on not getting wig hair in builders 🥓. Follicular challenged, greasy spoon cafe owning, mid life crisis, fucking weasel. The complete cunt!

And masons no doubt. The ranks of every constabulary from Strathclyde to Kent are filled with the above, but you only ever see them doing a bit of porridge when the crimes too big to cover up. They're normally just pensioned off and told to stay away from the Christmas party. Look at the amount of cozzers Savile had round his flat/in his pocket. I don't think hypocrisy quite cuts it.

As hilarious as ever, Francis. You over the hill, tedious fucking idiot.

Stickers was a funny cunt, normally at the expense of some newbie that was being driven to the point of launching their phone at a wall. Didn't you and him arrange a straightner on the old cobbles or a hospital carpark? It was way before my time but have definitely heard it mentioned. I'd could picture him turning up on a five geared hipster bike complemented by a beret and throwing down his Oxfam overcoat to reveal a Che Guevara t shirt, but I honestly don't think he had either the minerals or the intention to turn up. I'm still laughing my bollocks off at Fender being stood up for a second time, but credit where it's due.

Good shout. Olly used to have me in stitches when I was just an occasional lurker. Him and the Judge had a hilarious feud when I first joined. This was pre zionist Jewdy, back in the day's when he was the Corners resident Nick Griffin with a blue badge.

Unfortunately there's been a distinct lack of creativity on Fender's part in this amusing feud. I'll obviously be accused of backing one of the belligerents, but like I give a fuck. There's always a point where the oppositions king is in check after a chink in the armours been found. Intellect and a verbally devious nature are essential to winning any duel. @Carl Sway, I've just given you a slice of the play-book, so reboot your ZX Spectrum and pull your fucking finger out!

That I am. It's looking like the old Corner again with several feuds bringing out some creative cunting.

Evening, Uncle Ape.

The class of 2020 attempting to establish a solid reputation via a refusal to back down. I can't see much mileage left in it from either side. As a mutual observer between the belligerents I'd call for a temporary ceasefire, until there's a hilarious spark to reignite the conflict.

I'm in South London visiting family over Easter, Ed. I decided to get the train down despite it costing double what a flight to Amsterdam would. It's always a potential opportunity to chat up a bit of skirt when you've dropped a few diazepam, and have the confidence of a Rockefeller negotiating an oil deal. Frank briefly popped into my mind as I got off the tube at Kings Cross, and I laughed to myself as I pictured the fashion challenged old queen handing out fivers to teenage runaways. If you fancy a pint in a proper boozer and not some SW1 mincers establishment then give me a shout... Make it Sunday though as I'm busy trawling the local synagogue's on the Sabbath for a scooter bound, alcoholic ex cozzer.

Glad that it meets with your approval, Ratty. I thought it might bring out some of the quality Herr Oberst post's. I was beginning to worry that you forgot the Reich never surrendered. The German Army did but the Reich did not.

I'm glad that you've finally sobered up enough to drop the Frank-ciscan monk act. He's now left with only Lady/Lord P as a discipline... At least choose someone with a bit of charisma, If you're ever inclined to nail your colours to another punters mast again.

An inflated figure. I've just checked it out on Trip Advisor and apparently there's no towelling in the showers, but there's a ghetto to hotel train service which guarantees arrival or your back passage smuggled gold back.

I'd imagine he'll ditch the wig upon his next visit. Do you think the dago's have got facial recognition cameras at their airports yet?

I think some cunt needs to post a picture of the George Harrison-esque child snatcher seen on that fateful night in Portugal. Apparently Clement Freud has a villa within the vicinity. Was a certain member working freelance at the time...

I reckon the Pinkapes return will herald more of impact than the collaborators spawn known as Withers. The raging homo must be due for parole soon, but will probably elect to stay on with his Cameroonian husband Fatty. The Beezer's a little too highbrow for le frog. Dementia, several strains of avian virus and insolvency probably haven't helped him make a triumphant splash.

Agreed. Even the fucking Muslims can wear a condom, but most of them just prefer to impregnate the girls from the care homes. Durex sales could have been through roof north of Norfolk in Bradford and Rotherham. Allegedly Jesus was invented by the Romans as a means of population control. Let's hope this widely unproven theory catches on and the Catholic Church is forced to pay every white man that suffered under Rome reparations like the blacks are after. That nonce shielding entity is worth fucking billions at the least.

Thanks, Withers. I should have predicted this Daily Star comment of the year response. You still awaiting the geese's flight north?

You could be onto something, RK, and have definitely added yourself to the Judge's grudge list. It's ironic that he also owns a Pope-Mobil (on a cold and wet day with the rain cover over his scooter).

About a thirty thousand members of the French military are currently deployed in the country's cities in counter terrorism roles. The French public must feel safe in the knowledge that the nearest soldier will run off at the sight of a jihadist. They'd be far safer letting the foreign legion deal with the cunt's, but if memory serves correctly they attempted to stage a coup the last time that happened. @Witheredscrote, can you confirm the coup attempt, or did they only want to kill De Gaulle?

The clues in the name, Spot. I once visited Hull which is equally fucking deprived in the genetics department. I once thought those pioneers of eugenics were on to something until they decided to only breed between three families. The resulting offspring no doubt spunked the family fortunes and settled in Grimsby.