Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: not to mention an extraordinary large head to keep your "hat" from slipping over your ears............. and shoulders Fair comment. One would need some sort of head sabot to chamber in that massive bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: You must have extraordinary neck musculature, to bear that Titan down the street. I must admit it's an unusual fetishism. When she settles down and all sound and light are lost, the toxic fumes have fogged the mind, it's almost a dream like suspension of reality. Strangely addictive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: I must admit it's an unusual fetishism. When she settles down and all sound and light are lost, the toxic fumes have fogged the mind, it's almost a dream like suspension of reality. Strangely addictive. I call them 'cheese-dreams', Ed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: I call them 'cheese-dreams', Ed. It's a beautiful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: I call them 'cheese-dreams', Ed. A blue cheese nightmare ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: I must admit it's an unusual fetishism. When she settles down and all sound and light are lost, the toxic fumes have fogged the mind, it's almost a dream like suspension of reality. Strangely addictive. Sounds like having an Alien on your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: A blue cheese nightmare ? Blue waffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 4 hours ago, Decimus said: What's all this about Roops and a young, Swedish blonde lesbian? This is a new one on me. Sounds like an improbable tale straight out of a "Readers Wives" section in a porn mag. 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Yeah, there seems to be a handful of punters who are obsessed by the state of my pubic hair, no doubt fuelled by envy in not having developed a full set themselves along with the disappointment of their bathroom bits having not matured commensurate with their given age..... Hardly stalking. I revisited the horrendous pictures of your badly packed kebab, and read on for a few pages of the thread. Basically, inbetween posting the pictures, Roops spins some absurd yarn about being chased around on holiday by a gorgeous young Swedish lesbian whose advances she keeps spurning. The story culminates with the lesbian hotty wiping Roops' hairy vag with a wet wipe after a nature wee, I shit you not. The thing is, Roops doesn't come off as the most pathetic person on that site despite her rambling, painfully obvious fantasies. The other members of the forum fawn over her ability to write erotic literature. A complete fucking shambles of a site full of delusional bints and pathetic basement dwelling excuses of men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Hardly stalking. I revisited the horrendous pictures of your badly packed kebab, and read on for a few pages of the thread. Basically, inbetween posting the pictures, Roops spins some absurd yarn about being chased around on holiday by a gorgeous young Swedish lesbian whose advances she keeps spurning. The story culminates with the lesbian hotty wiping Roops' hairy vag with a wet wipe after a nature wee, I shit you not. The thing is, Roops doesn't come off as the most pathetic person on that site despite her rambling, painfully obvious fantasies. The other members of the forum fawn over her ability to write erotic literature. A complete fucking shambles of a site full of delusional bints and pathetic basement dwelling excuses of men. I looked back earlier as well, and apparently, Roops is a dentist. I'm not sure why she has tried to convince us that she is a minimum wage shelf stacker, unless she was struck off for sexual impropriety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Hardly stalking. I revisited the horrendous pictures of your badly packed kebab, and read on for a few pages of the thread. Basically, inbetween posting the pictures, Roops spins some absurd yarn about being chased around on holiday by a gorgeous young Swedish lesbian whose advances she keeps spurning. The story culminates with the lesbian hotty wiping Roops' hairy vag with a wet wipe after a nature wee, I shit you not. The thing is, Roops doesn't come off as the most pathetic person on that site despite her rambling, painfully obvious fantasies. The other members of the forum fawn over her ability to write erotic literature. A complete fucking shambles of a site full of delusional bints and pathetic basement dwelling excuses of men. Fair play to you for your perseverance. After seeing the pictures and vomiting in my mouth I decided to leave well alone. I'm trying to work out how someone cleaning up after a piss is the height of eroticism? Odd and scary in equal measure. Dentist? Absolute bollocks. Much like her idea that people paid for pictures of her disgustingly hairy stink-trench. Hideous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 A dentist? Jesus fucking Christ, after seeing her pics I hope she goes through bottles of fucking hand sanitiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Naturally the usual axe grinders (geddit?) are now members of the Moral Majority and funny how Bill starts off with the "I just happened to notice" spiel. Often its "I just did a quick perusal" bollux and just why do punters end up on a site called "Cunts Corner"? What were you Googling to get here? Excuses please gentlemen. Bill, you silly boy, what did you expect on a sexual discussion forum? Its just a digital version of the mags you have hiding under your bed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Punters can relax, 'cos doxing, as tempting as it is, is not my style...... Come on Roops, let's see your hairy twats mad hacking skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 1 minute ago, Agentpeanut said: Come on Roops, let's see your hairy twats mad hacking skills. No hacking needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 52 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: "Cunts Corner"? What were you Googling to get here? Excuses please gentlemen. I had a rotten cunt of a tooth it was broken and had a large crack down the middle with pieces of decaying food trapped in it. The rotten food stank, and the pain was a throbbing growler, it was too much. I Googled for a dentist to take out a smelly cunt of a growler, hey presto here we are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 59 minutes ago, Eddie said: I had a rotten cunt of a tooth it was broken and had a large crack down the middle with pieces of decaying food trapped in it. The rotten food stank, and the pain was a throbbing growler, it was too much. I Googled for a dentist to take out a smelly cunt of a growler, hey presto here we are. Take 30 paracetamol . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 16 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Take 30 paracetamol . That's a good idea. * * A doctor writes: Do not take 30 paracetamol as it may result in rigor mortis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 7 minutes ago, Rick_B said: That's a good idea. * * A doctor writes: Do not take 30 paracetamol as it may result in rigor mortis. Are you and roops an item, or are you just carrying a torch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: Are you and roops an item, or are you just carrying a torch? I thought they were the same person. Surely there can't be two people on earth with a mutant-like ability to bore people to death via dreary posts on an Internet forum? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: I thought they were the same person. Surely there can't be two people on earth with a mutant-like ability to bore people to death via dreary posts on an Internet forum? Fuck off. Oh... not me this time? Oh yes, my only real phobia is dentists, now I know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Fuck off. Oh... not me this time? Oh yes, my only real phobia is dentists, now I know why. You can fuck off too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 21 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I thought they were the same person. Surely there can't be two people on earth with a mutant-like ability to bore people to death via dreary posts on an Internet forum? You're very repetitive...kinda boring really, but you're still bitter so its understandable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: I had a rotten cunt of a tooth it was broken and had a large crack down the middle with pieces of decaying food trapped in it. The rotten food stank, and the pain was a throbbing growler, it was too much. I Googled for a dentist to take out a smelly cunt of a growler, hey presto here we are. Talking about niggling pains, where is that little chirper Bunbles? He's been very surly and quiet. Heavy paciderms such as elephants, rhinos, and Mrs Bubbles do need a great deal of daily feeding and mucking out so perhaps his big strop is justified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 13 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: You're very repetitive...kinda boring really, but you're still bitter so its understandable. This coming from the nomless wonder who doesn't reply to boring posts/people. What a truly thick idiot you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 23, 2016 Report Share Posted April 23, 2016 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Talking about niggling pains, where is that little chirper Bunbles? He's been very surly and quiet. Heavy paciderms such as elephants, rhinos, and Mrs Bubbles do need a great deal of daily feeding and mucking out so perhaps his big strop is justified. Queensy, I'll level with you. You're fucking awful at this. Reading the shit between you and Eddie earlier trying to get a rise out of me actually nearly put me to sleep. On occasion, Edward possesses the ability to raise a chuckle, but I'm struggling to find your purpose. I'm thinking waterboy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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