Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I’ve no idea, Quincy - tell me. Reported for your clumsy attempt to trick me into incriminating myself. How low have you sunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 9 hours ago, ratcum said: My cock does an excellent impression of Yul Brynner peeking over a high fence Lukely. was that your Cock Ratty, I thought it was your head if I am honest, my mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 On 8/30/2018 at 9:27 PM, luke swarm said: I think we all have Ereptile dysfunction issues Pinky, the stupid cunt is still alive and posting. Hiya Abdul! how was prayer at the mosque today? Did you wear your kneepads? lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Reported for your clumsy attempt to trick me into incriminating myself. How low have you sunk. Settle down Quincy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 51 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Hiya Abdul! how was prayer at the mosque today? Did you wear your kneepads? lol lol Yes quite, I would convert to Islam in a second if my prayers were answered and you expired from a painful and vigorous carcinoma. Let us pray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 14 hours ago, Iam Ape said: I’ve no idea, Quincy - tell me. Another one sentence post. You dullard.A few sentences are beyond you thick fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Another one sentence post. You dullard.A few sentences are beyond you thick fucking wanker. Drunk already, queer boy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: Drunk already, queer boy? He's been on the Mild Green Hairy Lip Squid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Drunk already, queer boy? I’ve been at the Golf 🏌🏿♀️ club and the pub. What do you expect you atheist cretin. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 22 minutes ago, Punkape said: Another one sentence post. You dullard.A few sentences are beyond you thick fucking wanker. Your multi-sentence contributions to this site, which consist of either Catholic drivel or homosexual fantasies, are nothing anyone would want to aspire to. Verbose faggot wanker. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 19 minutes ago, Punkape said: I’ve been at the Golf 🏌🏿♀️ club and the pub. What do you expect you atheist cretin. lol. Fuck off. "Club" or "Clob"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I’ve been at the Golf 🏌🏿♀️ club and the pub. What do you expect you atheist cretin. lol. Fuck off. Well, I don't drink you alcoholic twat. From you I expect nothing and that way you do not disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Well, I don't drink you alcoholic twat. From you I expect nothing and that way you do not disappoint. You can’t drink ? Why on earth not? Are you a recovering alcoholic cretin? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Just now, Punkape said: You can’t drink ? Why on earth not? Are you a recovering alcoholic cretin? lol. No, it is poison when mixed with my medication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: No, it is poison when mixed with my medication. Pukeape’s favourite drink can be dangerous too, if left to curdle in his stomach for too long. #fagcheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Just now, Alfie Noakes said: No, it is poison when mixed with my medication. Is your medication for schizophrenia because you post some bizarre stuff on here. lol. Mad wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: Is your medication for schizophrenia because you post some bizarre stuff on here. lol. Mad wanker. No, but it stops me from wanting to kill closetted homos like you though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 Plot twist: Punkape's lover is Alfie's milkman. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 1 hour ago, nocti said: Plot twist: Punkape's lover is Alfie's milkman. This has all the makings of a romantic comedy. Somebody call Richard Curtis, we'll split the profits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 22 minutes ago, scotty said: This has all the makings of a romantic comedy. Somebody call Richard Curtis, we'll split the profits. My post suddenly seems like a rather bizarre non-sequitur. Well, more so than usual anyway. Fucking mods. I stand by it regardless, and agree that Curtis would snap it up. It'll be miles better than any of the shit he's churned out since Blackadder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 13 hours ago, Punkape said: You can’t drink ? Why on earth not? Are you a recovering alcoholic cretin? lol. Pretty rich coming from someone who claims to imbibe quite as much as you do, punkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 21 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Well, I don't drink you alcoholic twat. From you I expect nothing and that way you do not disappoint. He can disappoint in so many ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 21 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: No, but it stops me from wanting to kill closetted homos like you though. What exactly is the matter with your penis ? Is that part of your brain injury? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 58 minutes ago, Punkape said: What exactly is the matter with your penis ? Is that part of your brain injury? Its too big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 2, 2018 Report Share Posted September 2, 2018 12 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Its too big. Stop it alf, you're getting him excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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