Jiggerycock Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 Any analy-retentive little runt on here committed the entire UK motorway (and the major A-road) network to memory? Good, then you're the only cunt that knows what 'Congestion at Junction 19 on the M1' means in reality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Any analy-retentive little runt on here committed the entire UK motorway (and the major A-road) network to memory? Good, then you're the only cunt that knows what 'Congestion at Junction 19 on the M1' means in reality It mean's fuck all here in Devun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 The A500 got fed up of being in Hendon and fucked off to Stoke-on-Trent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 ...and now it's over to some random chavette for the travel news... "Look at your sat nav or Google Maps you stupid cunts". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 Read the fucking road signs you dozy trollope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 11 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Any analy-retentive little runt on here committed the entire UK motorway (and the major A-road) network to memory? Good, then you're the only cunt that knows what 'Congestion at Junction 19 on the M1' means in reality It's a rare day when there isn't any congestion at the Calthorpe interchange where the M1, M6 and A14 intersect. You might consider a detour via the A5. Also, at the risk of breaking your irony meter, there are two "l"s in anally-retentive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 11 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Any analy-retentive little runt on here committed the entire UK motorway (and the major A-road) network to memory? Good, then you're the only cunt that knows what 'Congestion at Junction 19 on the M1' means in reality The Cathorpe interchange works have actually massively improved the M1 link to the A14....having replaced that ridiculous slip road, down under the bridge a set of traffic lights then round the roundabout onto the A14.......which cunt designed that back in the day. Now much improved access from M6 direct to the A14 and M1 south. Although if heading north up the M1 to Leicester I usually come off at junction 1 of the m6 and head towards lutterworth, then back onto the m1 north at j20. It was initially a bit confusing because the road alignment has swapped, so you now stay in the left lane to go south and right lane to go east. Was the other way round before the work. Which pissed me off when I found I was heading to Northampton, rather than Kettering when I first used it. obviously Iam a boring road cunt. My personal favorite is the A45 from Dunchurch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: obviously Iam a boring road cunt. My personal favorite is the A45 from Dunchurch. Fucking right but there’s no need to go out of your way to prove it. Why don’t you tell us about your latest flash car and get your little winkle stirring? Wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 19 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: The A500 got fed up of being in Hendon and fucked off to Stoke-on-Trent. ....where it changed names and became "The D-Road". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's a rare day when there isn't any congestion at the Calthorpe interchange where the M1, M6 and A14 intersect. You might consider a detour via the A5. Also, at the risk of breaking your irony meter, there are two "l"s in anally-retentive It's like Lady Gaga Just looking at it I knew there was something wrong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 The big nosed bard of Barking is obviously at the height of analism... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 7 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: It's like Lady Gaga Just looking at it I knew there was something wrong I'd poker fucking face, all right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd poker fucking face, all right. @Stubby Pecker, yes, right in the eye socket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: @Stubby Pecker, yes, right in the eye socket. Naturally, for a gentleman such as yourself- tricky working round that massive conk mind When you've done that you could give "her" a blow job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 23 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: The Cathorpe interchange works have actually massively improved the M1 link to the A14....having replaced that ridiculous slip road, down under the bridge a set of traffic lights then round the roundabout onto the A14.......which cunt designed that back in the day. Now much improved access from M6 direct to the A14 and M1 south. Although if heading north up the M1 to Leicester I usually come off at junction 1 of the m6 and head towards lutterworth, then back onto the m1 north at j20. It was initially a bit confusing because the road alignment has swapped, so you now stay in the left lane to go south and right lane to go east. Was the other way round before the work. Which pissed me off when I found I was heading to Northampton, rather than Kettering when I first used it. obviously Iam a boring road cunt. My personal favorite is the A45 from Dunchurch. Less said about that fucking monstrosity of a roundabout in Swindon, the better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2018 Report Share Posted November 22, 2018 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd poker fucking face, all right. I see what you did there bawsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Less said about that fucking monstrosity of a roundabout in Swindon, the better Agreed. It's a right cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 Any thoughts about the Pen Inn Roundabout? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 28 minutes ago, Gamayun said: Any thoughts about the Pen Inn Roundabout? Yes - you can't spell it you ignorant cunt- PENN INN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 3 hours ago, Queefer said: Yes - you can't spell it you ignorant cunt- PENN INN Also known with a single "N" idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 14 minutes ago, Gamayun said: Also known with a single "N" idiot. More pointless drivel from the sites leading waste of fucking space. At least old gyps tries to have a sense of humour (when he's not seeing how far he can piss) whereas you are simply a boring cunt. I genuinely hope you die a drawn out and infinitely preventable death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: More pointless drivel from the sites leading waste of fucking space. At least old gyps tries to have a sense of humour (when he's not seeing how far he can piss) whereas you are simply a boring cunt. I genuinely hope you die a drawn out and infinitely preventable death Wash your mouth out Timmy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 27 minutes ago, Gamayun said: Also known with a single "N" idiot. Only by illiterate cunts who appear not to have convinced any map makers to adopt their version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, Queefer said: Only by illiterate cunts who appear not to have convinced any map makers to adopt their version. This is what the roundabout is named after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 23, 2018 Report Share Posted November 23, 2018 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: More pointless drivel from the sites leading waste of fucking space. At least old gyps tries to have a sense of humour (when he's not seeing how far he can piss) whereas you are simply a boring cunt. I genuinely hope you die a drawn out and infinitely preventable death 4 minutes ago, Queefer said: Only by illiterate cunts who appear not to have convinced any map makers to adopt their version. You're wasting time and energy gents. The boring fucking oxygen thief is protected by the prince of fucking darkness himself. He'll never fuck off or get the rightful ban hammer. ignore the fucking mong, maybe he'll grow tired of talking to himself...fuck knows he's managed to bore everybody else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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