Cunty BigBollox Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 Enjoying a nice quiet cup of coffee in the Virgin Lounge in Norwich when in walks a group of 4 who all have hot chocolates which they incessantly stir for a prolonged period (in reality about 45 seconds, about 35 seconds too long IMO) but they seem intent on making as much rattling of stainless on china as their limp faggoty wrists can muster. Not content with stirring the beverage before drinking they then have to stir again, and again, and again before every fucking sip. Bunch of fucking cunts who are more or less saying to everyone, 'oi! Look at us'. Cunts! Do you think anyone would notice cyanide crystals in hot chocolate powder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 19 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Enjoying a nice quiet cup of coffee in the Virgin Lounge in Norwich when in walks a group of 4 who all have hot chocolates which they incessantly stir for a prolonged period (in reality about 45 seconds, about 35 seconds too long IMO) but they seem intent on making as much rattling of stainless on china as their limp faggoty wrists can muster. Not content with stirring the beverage before drinking they then have to stir again, and again, and again before every fucking sip. Bunch of fucking cunts who are more or less saying to everyone, 'oi! Look at us'. Cunts! Do you think anyone would notice cyanide crystals in hot chocolate powder? Just logged on whilst in Waterstones and saw this. You've got 50 seconds to leave before I come around the corner and start snapping pictures and uploading for the perusal of the membership. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 31 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Enjoying a nice quiet cup of coffee in the Virgin Lounge in Norwich when in walks a group of 4 who all have hot chocolates which they incessantly stir for a prolonged period (in reality about 45 seconds, about 35 seconds too long IMO) but they seem intent on making as much rattling of stainless on china as their limp faggoty wrists can muster. Not content with stirring the beverage before drinking they then have to stir again, and again, and again before every fucking sip. Bunch of fucking cunts who are more or less saying to everyone, 'oi! Look at us'. Cunts! Do you think anyone would notice cyanide crystals in hot chocolate powder? You've only got yourself to blame for this one by using that shit-hole to quench your thirst, you snob. Or was it because some cunt had chucked 2 quid into your begging box and you felt like splashing out for a change? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 39 minutes ago, Decimus said: Just logged on whilst in Waterstones and saw this. You've got 50 seconds to leave before I come around the corner and start snapping pictures and uploading for the perusal of the membership. I'm in the Spoons at Plymouth Decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Just logged on whilst in Waterstones and saw this. You've got 50 seconds to leave before I come around the corner and start snapping pictures and uploading for the perusal of the membership. Is that you walking around the LGBTQ section with an armful of books? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Enjoying a nice quiet cup of coffee in the Virgin Lounge in Norwich when in walks a group of 4 who all have hot chocolates which they incessantly stir for a prolonged period (in reality about 45 seconds, about 35 seconds too long IMO) but they seem intent on making as much rattling of stainless on china as their limp faggoty wrists can muster. Not content with stirring the beverage before drinking they then have to stir again, and again, and again before every fucking sip. Bunch of fucking cunts who are more or less saying to everyone, 'oi! Look at us'. Cunts! Do you think anyone would notice cyanide crystals in hot chocolate powder? The virgin lounge? A bold admission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 23 minutes ago, Neil said: Is that you walking around the LGBTQ section with an armful of books? I'm surprised that you can see me up here from your plastic chair in the children's section on the ground floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 28 minutes ago, Neil said: Is that you walking around the LGBTQ section with an armful of books? More information required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Enjoying a nice quiet cup of coffee in the Virgin Lounge in Norwich when in walks a group of 4 who all have hot chocolates which they incessantly stir for a prolonged period (in reality about 45 seconds, about 35 seconds too long IMO) but they seem intent on making as much rattling of stainless on china as their limp faggoty wrists can muster. Not content with stirring the beverage before drinking they then have to stir again, and again, and again before every fucking sip. Bunch of fucking cunts who are more or less saying to everyone, 'oi! Look at us'. Cunts! Do you think anyone would notice cyanide crystals in hot chocolate powder? I like to think that if Quincy were here, he'd say he'd shit in his hands then throw it at the annoying cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 Excessive stirrers getting on your tits? You've come to the wrong place, matey. Now fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I like to think that if Quincy were here, he'd say he'd shit in his hands then throw it at the annoying cunts. He'd have thoroughly masticated said nugget first, then sold them some fly-blown two room tenement in one of the less reputable parts of Edinburgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Enjoying a nice quiet cup of coffee in the Virgin Lounge in Norwich when in walks a group of 4 who all have hot chocolates which they incessantly stir for a prolonged period (in reality about 45 seconds, about 35 seconds too long IMO) but they seem intent on making as much rattling of stainless on china as their limp faggoty wrists can muster. Not content with stirring the beverage before drinking they then have to stir again, and again, and again before every fucking sip. Bunch of fucking cunts who are more or less saying to everyone, 'oi! Look at us'. Cunts! Do you think anyone would notice cyanide crystals in hot chocolate powder? They would undoubtedly have been millennial cunts. They can't be normal and have tea or coffee, "can I get a hot choc-choc with sprinkles?" And of course, making as much fucking noise as possible to ensure maximum attention, in between uploading every tiny detail of their lives to social media. "HEY, YOU GUYYYYS! LET'S GET SOMEONE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF US WITH OUR FOOOD!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 5 hours ago, Neil said: Is that you walking around the LGBTQ section with an armful of books? I'm surprised they have a Waterstones in Norwich considering the high level of illiteracy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: They would undoubtedly have been millennial cunts. They can't be normal and have tea or coffee, "can I get a hot choc-choc with sprinkles?" And of course, making as much fucking noise as possible to ensure maximum attention, in between uploading every tiny detail of their lives to social media. "HEY, YOU GUYYYYS! LET'S GET SOMEONE TO TAKE A PICTURE OF US WITH OUR FOOOD!" I'm glad that places now do a flat white. It cuts out the one dimensional coffee maker (notice I didn't say 'barista') trying to come to terms with the fact that I wanted a coffee with milk and not a cappuccino or an Americano or an espresso or a double espresso etc etc. It still fucks their heads when you say large and not "grande" though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm surprised they have a Waterstones in Norwich considering the high level of illiteracy. I think we have two,and both have cafes in them for some fucking reason.They don't sell the kind of literature I'm interested in anyway so fuck 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Neil said: I think we have two,and both have cafes in them for some fucking reason.They don't sell the kind of literature I'm interested in anyway so fuck 'em Do the have any "art" book shops there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Enjoying a nice quiet cup of coffee in the Virgin Lounge in Norwich when in walks a group of 4 who all have hot chocolates which they incessantly stir for a prolonged period (in reality about 45 seconds, about 35 seconds too long IMO) but they seem intent on making as much rattling of stainless on china as their limp faggoty wrists can muster. Not content with stirring the beverage before drinking they then have to stir again, and again, and again before every fucking sip. Bunch of fucking cunts who are more or less saying to everyone, 'oi! Look at us'. Cunts! Do you think anyone would notice cyanide crystals in hot chocolate powder? Yep I encounter that, but you know? I get over it. Filter out - turn on the faaacking filter. I thought this was about the act of shit stirring - now that is probably the next most innate human behaviour after eating, copulating and sleeping. In fact the UK is famous for shit stirring - Europe, Venezuela, Middle East, Africa, India, Far East... everywhere the giant UK paddle is busy at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do they have any "art" book shops there? Neil likes "picture books". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm surprised they have a Waterstones in Norwich considering the high level of illiteracy. He meant “Watersports.” It’s a gay nightclub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 17 minutes ago, judgetwi said: He meant “Watersports.” It’s a gay nightclub. A bit homopresumptious of you to assume that only the gays like being urinated on, Judith. Some straight men like nothing better than laying a piece of rubber sheeting out in their lounge, then getting several ladies to urinate on them - and in their already piss filled mouths - whilst they writhe around mastubating furiously whilst singing "Piss, piss, glorious piss." So I've heard like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 27, 2019 Report Share Posted January 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: A bit homopresumptious of you to assume that only the gays like being urinated on, Judith. Some straight men like nothing better than laying a piece of rubber sheeting out in their lounge, then getting several ladies to urinate on them - and in their already piss filled mouths - whilst they writhe around mastubating furiously whilst singing "Piss, piss, glorious piss." So I've heard like. I stand corrected Smoggy. I bow to your superior knowledge and experience of modern degeneracy. However, if you are thinking of sending one of your gimps round to thrash my bare buttocks I have a very heavy old torque wrench waiting for the cunt. It’s up to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 48 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I stand corrected Smoggy. I bow to your superior knowledge and experience of modern degeneracy. However, if you are thinking of sending one of your gimps round to thrash my bare buttocks I have a very heavy old torque wrench waiting for the cunt. It’s up to you. You're waiting for a gimp to come round your house to thrash your bare buttocks with your very heavy old torque wrench? Niche, to say the fucking least, Judith. I assume you fancy a change from your usual Sunday night kebab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28, 2019 Report Share Posted January 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Ollyboro said: A bit homopresumptious of you to assume that only the gays like being urinated on, Judith. Some straight men like nothing better than laying a piece of rubber sheeting out in their lounge, then getting several ladies to urinate on them - and in their already piss filled mouths - whilst they writhe around mastubating furiously whilst singing "Piss, piss, glorious piss." So I've heard like. What a load of bollcks. If you just use rubber sheeting on the floor, all piss runs off the edges and soaks in the carpet. You need one of those £24.99 inflatable paddling pools from Argos.. ..which is something I read somewhere, and I was really disgusted by it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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