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Trump's State Visit to the UK

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1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said:

Punter bawls his head off but, "I'm not crying" :rolleyes:

Really?

Bu**sh**. Never happened.

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7 hours ago, King Billy said:

Unless the victim was Pen or Withers or Punkers. They could be the first ever recorded ‘like crimes’

lol

 

3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Punter bawls his head off but, "I'm not crying" :rolleyes:

Could I also draw you attention to King Billy's post, surely totally inappropriate away from the open corner at best.

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44 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

 

Could I also draw you attention to King Billy's post, surely totally inappropriate away from the open corner at best.

You arse licking creep.   BLOCKED

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I wish I was a coach driver today, bringing in a load of right ons from some provincial cunthole. I would stop at a motorway service station to let the hippies have a piss. Then I would drive off and leave the cunts there. Take the coach back to the depot, collect my P45.......a satisfactory day’s work. 😁

Good news.......it’s fucking pissing down in London. 

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50 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

I wish I was a coach driver today, bringing in a load of right ons from some provincial cunthole. I would stop at a motorway service station to let the hippies have a piss. Then I would drive off and leave the cunts there. Take the coach back to the depot, collect my P45.......a satisfactory day’s work. 😁

Good news.......it’s fucking pissing down in London. 

It's pissing down Bristol too.

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4 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

It's pissing down Bristol too.

Also in Weston super mare, fucking typical! Popped down to see a mate and hopefully some bikini clad student crumpet. Well that's out the fucking window!

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58 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

I wish I was a coach driver today, bringing in a load of right ons from some provincial cunthole. I would stop at a motorway service station to let the hippies have a piss. Then I would drive off and leave the cunts there. Take the coach back to the depot, collect my P45.......a satisfactory day’s work. 😁

Good news.......it’s fucking pissing down in London. 

Yeah me too. I reckon I'd take it in a different direction though, like Dover. Then recreate the scene from the end of the Italian Job but allowing the coach to drop of the White cliffs!

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1 hour ago, Major Cunt said:

Yeah me too. I reckon I'd take it in a different direction though, like Dover. Then recreate the scene from the end of the Italian Job but allowing the coach to drop of the White cliffs!

Or the ending of the last episode of The Young Ones 

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40 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Or the ending of the last episode of The Young Ones 

.....or the first 10 minutes of 'Saving Private Ryan'

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"The USA and UK have the greatest alliance the world has EVER known!"

Donald, you are the biggest fucking arseole the world has ever known.

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59 minutes ago, Khiwa said:

"The USA and UK have the greatest alliance the world has EVER known!"

Donald, you are the biggest fucking arseole the world has ever known.

Well what did you expect him to say? He probably says the same thing in every country he visits and to every cunt he meets. You have to be a salesman to be the President in the first place.

Look at Bush. He not only made Blair his bitch but sold him a fucking war at the same time. You have to be a hell of a bullshitter to outcunt a cunt like Blair. Tangoman is an amateur by comparison.

So far.

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29 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Well what did you expect him to say? He probably says the same thing in every country he visits and to every cunt he meets. You have to be a salesman to be the President in the first place.

Look at Bush. He not only made Blair his bitch but sold him a fucking war at the same time. You have to be a hell of a bullshitter to outcunt a cunt like Blair. Tangoman is an amateur by comparison.

So far.

Almost right, Bush was only a mouthpiece for the de facto presidents: Cheney & Rumsfeld.

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1 minute ago, Earl Albert of Ross said:

Almost right, Bush was only a mouthpiece for the de facto presidents: Cheney & Rumsfeld.

I'm surprised you have any knowledge of Bush, Albert.

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10 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

I'm surprised you have any knowledge of Bush, Albert.

He looked at a discarded copy of "Razzle" once in the 90s or Pens been PM'ing snaps of herself!

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9 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said:

Well, can't seem to get much resin these days.

I know a portly geezer who delivers orders on his mobility scooter, he's often on this site! It's good hash, though the delivery service sadly isn't. I'll see if I can hook you up!

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13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

You arse licking creep.   BLOCKED

Good take you likes with you.

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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

Albert is a Wiz multi, but not quite as boring. Nearly, but not quite.  

How predictable coming from a cowardly cunt who ran the white flag up and bawled his eyes out for Eddie to fight for him.  

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48 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

Good take you likes with you.

Good you can start sending some my fucking way now then! Or get one of your other multis too.

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2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

How predictable coming from a cowardly cunt who ran the white flag up and bawled his eyes out for Eddie to fight for him.  

He's made himself look a right cunt with his continual arse licking of Eddie, not exactly difficult for him under any circumstances though!

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1 minute ago, Major Cunt said:

He's made himself look a right cunt with his continual arse licking of Eddie, not exactly difficult for him under any circumstances though!

In Wither's defence, he does have other interests.  He spends much of his time stealing the shells off snails' backs and trying to fit his slug sive cock into them.  He cries himself to sleep every night because the shells don't come in "snug fit" (aka micro penis loser) size.

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I've listened to Trump a few times and he is an absolute master of talking bollocks.He actually runs on about fuck all but says so little when saying so much.I'd fuck his missus though

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10 minutes ago, Neil said:

I've listened to Trump a few times and he is an absolute master of talking bollocks.He actually runs on about fuck all but says so little when saying so much.I'd fuck his missus though

He's probably a punter here to be fair given the above statement. With regards to his missus though a decade ago you could have banged her, if you parted with a few Roubles. It's allegedly how they meet!

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