Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 14 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Perhaps it assists with retention of love eggs, or possibly a prolapse caused by too much BBC. Does BBC mean something other than what I think it does? Because I have an idea it could stand for something altogether different in this case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Does BBC mean something other than what I think it does? Because I have an idea it could stand for something altogether different in this case. Depends on the website... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 14 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: She looks like she's gotten or given too many "toe jobs". Or she's descended from Velociraptors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Or she's descended from Velociraptors. Yes, she looks like that type of "bird". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 13 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Depends on the website... Got any favorites? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Depends on the website... BBW BBC DP! (oh look, East europeans uploading shit to pornhub again) 'bitches are fuking big dick slut anal!' (learn English, square headed perv cunt) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The one at the top has horrid looking feet. TBH I couldn't give a fuck what her feet looks like if she let me slot my love missile up the wrong 'un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: BBW BBC DP! (oh look, East europeans uploading shit to pornhub again) 'bitches are fuking big dick slut anal!' (learn English, square headed perv cunt) Don't lie that was you wasn't it Eric? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: TBH I couldn't give a fuck what her feet looks like if she let me slot my love missile up the wrong 'un. Have fannies recently become obsolete? Or has everybody had a meeting that I missed and decided to be queer. Thank you evolution for providing me with a penis wide enough to reach the sides of a vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: TBH I couldn't give a fuck what her feet looks like if she let me slot my love missile up the wrong 'un. The other one's attire is more suited to it. Short dress vs shorts = just flip up the back of the dress and get busy, vs fighting with her trying to pull the shorts down, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Got any favorites? housewifebootycall.com - I'm subscribed to Roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: housewifebootycall.com - I'm subscribed to Roops. Does that involve a lot of "BBC"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have fannies recently become obsolete? Or has everybody had a meeting that I missed and decided to be queer. Thank you evolution for providing me with a penis wide enough to reach the sides of a vagina. China Syndrome was always going to be the downfall of mankind one way or another... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have fannies recently become obsolete? Or has everybody had a meeting that I missed and decided to be queer. Thank you evolution for providing me with a penis wide enough to reach the sides of a vagina. It's good to be versatile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: TBH I couldn't give a fuck what her feet looks like if she let me slot my love missile up the wrong 'un. A real silver tongued cavalier you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Does that involve a lot of "BBC"? No - its for the more discerning gent. I don't like porn with darkies involved in any way - modern LCD monitors have shite contrast and if I wanted ghetto slang screamed in my ears for half an hour I'd buy a rap cd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: It's good to be versatile. No, it's fucking stupid to visit the sewer, when there's a temple built above it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, it's fucking stupid to visit the sewer, when there's a temple built above it. Depends on how clean the sewer is and how "fertile" the temple garden is at the time. Necessity is often the mother of invention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Depends on how clean the sewer is and how "fertile" the temple garden is at the time. Necessity is often the mother of invention. I would rather paint my Baton Rouge, than bump into Mr Ploppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would rather paint my Baton Rouge, than bump into Mr Ploppy. Nobody likes to get mud on their helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fiat Noncia that's just silly and would never get to market. Citroen Fiddler Harris (limited edition) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 11 minutes ago, ratcum said: that's just silly and would never get to market. Citroen Fiddler Harris (limited edition) Or the Range Rover Fondle Hall. It's a knockout of a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Christ on a bike. I've just rocked out of a Spanish bar in Garrucha, me and Mrs. Bacon are both absolutely fucking slaughtered. She fell over and dragged me down with her, I managed to get my hand under her crust to prevent further brain damage. As I'm posting this she's pushing up massive zeds and I'm contemplating my future, Frank, help me......?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Got any favorites? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 17 hours ago, Roadkill said: Albert, we need to start working on these replies of yours. Consider the person you're replying to, what do you see in your head? A thick fucking Yank with a chip on his shoulder, a veritable ocean of material you can use against him to construct a cutting reply. Instead of a simple "No, it doesn't" response, consider referencing the fucked up timezone the wanker lives in, the fact that he likely survives on a diet of heavily chemically engineered chicken byproduct and canned cheese, or see if you can work 9/11 into the mix somehow. There's many default stances to take when you're facing off against a punter you don't know much about too, calling them a puff or a benefit scrounging smack head for example. A creative response will always hit harder than a fast one. ...or go hardcore and ignore the insult. Remember that more often than not its only amusing to the protagonist and that such quips have a shelf life of nano seconds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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