Penny Farthing Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Going forward, only employ sentences that don't contain that pesky fifth vowel, so avoiding the problem altogether. (As opposed to, "In future, only use sentences that don't contain that troublesome "u", thus avoiding the issue altogether." See - easy!) U thru with this yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Going forward, only employ sentences that don't contain that pesky fifth vowel, so avoiding the problem altogether. (As opposed to, "In future, only use sentences that don't contain that troublesome "u", thus avoiding the issue altogether." See - easy!) That sounds like a lot of work. How about I use you as a consultant in these matters? In the futu... er, GOING FORWARD, every time I run across such a situation, I'll PM you for advice and consultation as to how to proceed. This will of course require you to be online and watching your messages 24/7. It's a lot to ask I know, but if you're dedicated to the betterment of the Corner where the Cunts hang out, you'll do it willingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Prease.... arroww me to exprain, glasshopper.... I use an Android tablet. Android has this feature that's like a shortcut typing tool where it memorizes words you've used and puts them into a dictionary of sorts. Everytime you start typing that word, the dictionary detects it and pops it up I the shortcut screen so that, rather than having to type the entire word, you can type the first couple of letters, then just tap the completed word and it pops into your text. Back when I first joined up here and I was battling you and Decimus and some others, I used that form (humoUr) several times to piss you cunts off, so now it's in my dictionary. Please see the following screenshot.... So, because I'm a tad lazy and would rather not type out every word, I've gotten used to using the shortcut feature. When it popped up earlier while I was composing that post, I just used it out if habit. I hope that clears things up because quite honestly, this long, drawn out explantation has been a giant pain in the fucking ass to produce. Oh, and fuck off. Adequate. You can stop pissing yourself now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: GOING FORWARD, every time I run across such a situation, I'll PM you for advice and consultation as to how to proceed. This will of course require you to be online and watching your messages 24/7. I suppose I could hook my automated screen scraper into the API for my robo-chatbot software, and blag it from there. It may not make much sense most of the time but it might be enough. After all, I've been running the Pen ID that way for nearly a decade, and no-one suspects a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve just forwarded the PM’s received from Salty to you. If that’s not a fucking lunatic, I don’t know what is. Forwarded them to WHO??? As I've said, I HAVE NEVER PM'd YOU. PERIOD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I suppose I could hook my automated screen scraper into the API for my robo-chatbot software, and blag it from there. It may not make much sense most of the time but it might be enough. After all, I've been running the Pen ID that way for nearly a decade, and no-one suspects a thing. Hmmmmm...... I think I prefer the "personal touch". I mean service. No touching, please!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 On 06/07/2019 at 22:00, Salty Piss Flap said: "Hundreds of adventurers are evidently pitching their tents in a showground as this year's Swingfields festival promises to go off with a bang. Europe’s biggest swingers’ party has come to the UK again for three days as raunchy revelers get into the swing of things. Swingfields' location for this year’s “Aurora” event has now been revealed using handwritten "SF this way" signs around Malvern, Worcestershire, England." https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/europes-biggest-sex-festival-england-photos.amp According to the article, the local residents seem to have no problems with it, though I hear there have been some noise complaints due to all the grunting, squealing and queefing. That’s were my Mrs has gone !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 12, 2019 Report Share Posted July 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Are these two posts examples of what you call "humoUr"? Because I'm just not seeing it. But then, maybe you just don't "do humoUr". Frank's forte used to be subversive understatement. Its a British thing unappreciated across the pond. Unfortunately it also went over the heads of most people at The Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Frank's forte used to be subversive understatement. Its a British thing unappreciated across the pond. Unfortunately it also went over the heads of most people at The Corner. Propping up the special needs members again. How very modern of you. Maybe stick to modding infractions rather than attempting to engineer the site? If you need to explain it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 12 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Propping up the special needs members again. How very modern of you. Maybe stick to modding infractions rather than attempting to engineer the site? If you need to explain it... Needy little git... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Needy little git... Are you claiming to know my weight and height now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 31 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Frank's forte used to be subversive understatement. Its a British thing unappreciated across the pond. Unfortunately it also went over the heads of most people at The Corner. That may well be, but there was no humor of any kind, understated or otherwise, in his comments that I responded to in your quote of me. The point I was trying to make to him, is that nobody is funny all the time, himself included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Are you claiming to know my weight and height now? Everything bar sperm count and brain scan. I suspect I would be underwhelmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I suppose I could hook my automated screen scraper into the API for my robo-chatbot software, and blag it from there. It may not make much sense most of the time but it might be enough. After all, I've been running the Pen ID that way for nearly a decade, and no-one suspects a thing. Chatbots eh? I bet you tried to pull Eliza in 1987. Me too, sarcastic bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: On the plus side, that @Commodore of Cuntoxation cunt hasn't been back since yesterday. Is it too soon to hope he's dead? He's dead. I'm drinking Bacardi out of his skull. I don't miss him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: He's dead. I'm drinking Bacardi out of his skull. I don't miss him. Aw dude, that is disgusting. Bacardi.... 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 26 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Everything bar sperm count and brain scan. I suspect I would be underwhelmed. When I imagine making love to you, I imagine that you whisper in my ear, all breathy and husky like Ruth Madoc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Aw dude, that is disgusting. Bacardi.... 😛 Watch 'The Rum Diaries' with Johnny Depp. Uncultured fucking colonial peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I imagine making love to you, I imagine that you whisper in my ear, all breathy and husky like Ruth Madoc. Whilst I have no wish to pander to your masturbatory daydreaming, I have been told on more than one occasion that I'm a dead ringer for PJ Harvey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Whilst I have no wish to pander to your masturbatory daydreaming, I have been told on more than one occasion that I'm a dead ringer for PJ Harvey. You want me so bad. Edited July 13, 2019 by Eric Cuntman I've got to google that shit now. I've never heard of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You want me so bad. That's right, I'm sliding off the chair as I type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: That's right, I'm sliding off the chair as I type. I know. You're Pissed again. I won't take advantage. I'm a gentleman. Edited July 13, 2019 by Eric Cuntman I might kiss it through your nickers though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 24 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Whilst I have no wish to pander to your masturbatory daydreaming, I have been told on more than one occasion that I'm a dead ringer for PJ Harvey. Thank your stars it's not P. J. O'Rourke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 5 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Thank your stars it's not P. J. O'Rourke. ...or PJ Proby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 13, 2019 Report Share Posted July 13, 2019 11 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Forwarded them to WHO??? As I've said, I HAVE NEVER PM'd YOU. PERIOD. Take no notice of Frank, Yank. He’s a compulsive liar and a massive bullshitter. Remember that kid at school who’s Dad was a war hero and multi millionaire, who’s Mum was an ex-Hollywood starlet and had an uncle in the CIA? That’s Frank. He thinks he’s a GOAT but he’s not even a JAG, as you Americans say. How’s the weather in Boston by the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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