Witheredscrote Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 24 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: How that series managed to run for eight years I'll never understand. I never felt that it had any legs. Forget this shit. What are you doing about Ann McClain, your home grown lesbian astronaut. Circling the earth, attempting to defraud its 'wife', whilst, no doubt, indulging in zero gravity bean-flicking. Extraterrestrial tomfoolery indeed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget this shit. What are you doing about Ann McClain, your home grown lesbian astronaut. Circling the earth, attempting to defraud its 'wife', whilst, no doubt, indulging in zero gravity bean-flicking. Extraterrestrial tomfoolery indeed. I'm just hoping they have a good video camera with them in order to produce the first authentic, space-based lesbo porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 16 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Sadly he isn't Withers, he seems too post here quite regularly. You know who? I do. But he's just fat. Less Ironside, more 'Jumbo Columbo'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 27, 2019 Report Share Posted August 27, 2019 13 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Forget this shit. What are you doing about Ann McClain, your home grown lesbian astronaut. Circling the earth, attempting to defraud its 'wife', whilst, no doubt, indulging in zero gravity bean-flicking. Extraterrestrial tomfoolery indeed. 'Pigs In Space' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 27/08/2019 at 16:38, Salty Piss Flap said: How that series managed to run for eight years I'll never understand. I never felt that it had any legs. Give it a rest Yank. I’ve had toothache that’s more amusing than you. Let’s hope your air conditioning packs up and you fry in the middle of the Florida night. Or you go fishing in the Everglades and get chopped up by a gator. That would make me fucking laugh. Now, what about Andrew Luck eh? Who would have seen that coming? What’s your take on Indie this season? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 28, 2019 Report Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 27/08/2019 at 16:22, Witheredscrote said: Anybody in a wheelchair, at any venue, always have plenty of places to 'park'. They all have that sweet, sickly smell about them, a mixture of WD40 and stale piss. Eau de Withers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 On 27/08/2019 at 17:12, Salty Piss Flap said: I'm just hoping they have a good video camera with them in order to produce the first authentic, space-based lesbo porn. Lieutenant Uhura plating Spocks arse with her fazer set on mental hanging out of her ringpiece. They Don’t allow lezzers in space McClain must have lied at her interview. (Which is a terrestrial crime only) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 Agreed, most of em are just jobsworth wankers, not like the old days when you would get a right hander for being a rude young upstart. I fucking loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: Give it a rest Yank. I’ve had toothache that’s more amusing than you. Let’s hope your air conditioning packs up and you fry in the middle of the Florida night. Or you go fishing in the Everglades and get chopped up by a gator. That would make me fucking laugh. Now, what about Andrew Luck eh? Who would have seen that coming? What’s your take on Indie this season? I don't know anything about Andrew Luck and don't care. He's retiring very young and very rich. Screw him. I also don't follow the progress of the Colts anymore since a) they moved from the AFC East and are no longer a division foe of the Dolphins and b) since they won a Super Bowl under Tony Dungy as head coach. I rooted for them in that Super Bowl only because I felt Dungy got robbed after building up the Tampa Bay Bucs to a championship team, got fired for losing in the playoffs, then his replacement waltzed in and rode his coattails to a Super Bowl victory the very next season. I always liked the guy and wanted to see him get a Super Bowl win as a head coach. Oh, and fuck off, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 On 29/08/2019 at 05:55, Salty Piss Flap said: Oh, and fuck off, cunt. Very rude Yank. I agree that Dungy was well stitched up but am I gonna cry over a multi millionaire pretend Bible basher? I don’t fucking think so, anymore than I will shed any tears over the unLucky cunt. Stop pretending to be a fish fan just because you live in Florida. You didn’t even know who Adam Gase is for fucks sake. Let’s be honest Yank you were one of the fairies who used to turn up with a sick note from Mummy to get you off PhysEd (I think you call it over there). You’re a poof Yank, let’s face it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 21 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Very rude Yank. I agree that Dungy was well stitched up but am I gonna cry over a multi millionaire pretend Bible basher? I don’t fucking think so, anymore than I will shed any tears over the unLucky cunt. Stop pretending to be a fish fan just because you live in Florida. You didn’t even know who Adam Gase is for fucks sake. Let’s be honest Yank you were one of the fairies who used to turn up with a sick note from Mummy to get you off PhysEd (I think you call it over there). You’re a poof Yank, let’s face it. Homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Homo. Being a homosexual makes you a hero these days Hard Man. You become a victim, not a filthy pervert who takes cock in the mouth and up the arse. You need to get up to date mate and go back to accusing me of having an unnatural interest in children. That will get all your dim mates frothing at the mouth, know what I mean? Why don’t you just stick to telling us about all the flash cars you’ve owned , all the penis extensions ( otherwise known as guns) that you have fantasised about and all the dumb fuck films (you call them “movies”) you have wanked over? You are the saddest wanker on here Hard Man. Even Frank is more believable than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 Just now, judgetwi said: Being a homosexual makes you a hero these days Hard Man. You become a victim, not a filthy pervert who takes cock in the mouth and up the arse. You need to get up to date mate and go back to accusing me of having an unnatural interest in children. That will get all your dim mates frothing at the mouth, know what I mean? Why don’t you just stick to telling us about all the flash cars you’ve owned , all the penis extensions ( otherwise known as guns) that you have fantasised about and all the dumb fuck films (you call them “movies”) you have wanked over? You are the saddest wanker on here Hard Man. Even Frank is more believable than you. I'm sorry. I've upset you quite badly by the look of things. I'm trying to be a nicer person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 I've never used the term 'Movie'. Where do you get this shit from Jewdee? putting words in the mouths of others, is no substitute for coherent argument. Thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm trying to be a nicer person. Easily done. Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 21 hours ago, judgetwi said: Very rude Yank. I agree that Dungy was well stitched up but am I gonna cry over a multi millionaire pretend Bible basher? I don’t fucking think so, anymore than I will shed any tears over the unLucky cunt. Stop pretending to be a fish fan just because you live in Florida. You didn’t even know who Adam Gase is for fucks sake. Let’s be honest Yank you were one of the fairies who used to turn up with a sick note from Mummy to get you off PhysEd (I think you call it over there). You’re a poof Yank, let’s face it. You might sound a tad more coherent if you'd take your husband's 14" black cock out of your mouth before you start babbling your usual faggot nonsense, judgetwinkie. Also... your breath would smell a lot better if you'd ask him to wash your shit off of it before you give him a blow job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 On 27/08/2019 at 17:20, Eric Cuntman said: 'Pigs In Space' Like the Floyd album, "Pork Side of the Moon". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 5 minutes ago, scotty said: Like the Floyd album, "Pork Side of the Moon". Piggy Stardust 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 6 hours ago, King Billy said: Piggy Stardust The UB40 classic, Red Red Swine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 1, 2019 Report Share Posted September 1, 2019 On 31/08/2019 at 23:33, Salty Piss Flap said: You might sound a tad more coherent if you'd take your husband's 14" black cock out of your mouth before you start babbling your usual faggot nonsense, judgetwinkie. Also... your breath would smell a lot better if you'd ask him to wash your shit off of it before you give him a blow job. Classic stuff Yank. Got nothing to say so you resort to the juvenile abuse that is so prevalent on this site. Do you really think that having a pop at me is going to make you popular you dicksplash? They may hate me but they’re not dumb enough to fall for your pathetic attempt at arselicking. However, I do find your stupidity mildly amusing so do carry on, 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Classic stuff Yank. Got nothing to say so you resort to the juvenile abuse that is so prevalent on this site. Do you really think that having a pop at me is going to make you popular you dicksplash? They may hate me but they’re not dumb enough to fall for your pathetic attempt at arselicking. However, I do find your stupidity mildly amusing so do carry on, 😁 You couldn't fucking make it up. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You couldn't fucking make it up. Idiot. Yes I could Hard Man. I could have told him he has an unnatural interest in children but I leave that sort of sophisticated stuff to desperate characters like you. Ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 6 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Yes I could Hard Man. I could have told him he has an unnatural interest in children but I leave that sort of sophisticated stuff to desperate characters like you. Ok? "Ok?" Were you bullied at school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "Ok?" Were you bullied at school? Well, I might have been Hard Man but i’ve since acquired a Colt 45 thingamajig and a couple of Smith and Westerman assault thingies that have half a million full metal jacket wossnames in the clip. I’m a right hard cunt and nobody fucks with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 2, 2019 Report Share Posted September 2, 2019 11 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Well, I might have been Hard Man but i’ve since acquired a Colt 45 thingamajig and a couple of Smith and Westerman assault thingies that have half a million full metal jacket wossnames in the clip. I’m a right hard cunt and nobody fucks with me. Do you start drinking alone around midnight every night? It's not doing you any good. Drain the bottle before you fall asleep. You might need to piss in it later. Pitiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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