Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 My heart bleeds for all the athletes who will now only have their squirrelled millions to draw from as I eat yesterday's chips with a cocktail stick and use my own dandruff as salt. Now I stumble upon news that spastic wheelie mouse Tanni Grey-Thompson supports the postponement of the 2020 spakkamong games because, and I fucking quote, 'There are some who have underlying health conditions'. No shit, you dumb cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: My heart bleeds for all the athletes who will now only have their squirrelled millions to draw from as I eat yesterday's chips with a cocktail stick and use my own dandruff as salt. Now I stumble upon news that spastic wheelie mouse Tanni Grey-Thompson supports the postponement of the 2020 spakkamong games because, and I fucking quote, 'There are some who have underlying health conditions'. No shit, you dumb cunt! Is this the woman who does the Pole Vault ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Is this the woman who does the Pole Vault ? Yes, and she's wheelie good at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Is this the woman who does the Pole Vault ? I imagine that's exactly what she's doing In her dreams. In the meantime, I am editing a highlight reel of her failing to negotiate big stones, the curb and narrow doorways, with National Express by the Divine Comedy playing in the background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Is this the woman who does the Pole Vault ? Sometimes you do pull one out of the bag Punkers. LOL. Very funny. Out of likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Is this the woman who does the Pole Vault ? She also does the splits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: She also does the splits. She wouldn't feel a thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said: I imagine that's exactly what she's doing In her dreams. In the meantime, I am editing a highlight reel of her failing to negotiate big stones, the curb and narrow doorways, with National Express by the Divine Comedy playing in the background. "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. (and staircases obviously)" -F.D. Roosevelt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. (and staircases obviously)" -F.D. Roosevelt. I thought that was the daleks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 26, 2020 Report Share Posted March 26, 2020 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I thought that was the daleks! Davros wrote a book called 'A Brief History Of Time. Hope that helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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