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My heart bleeds for all the athletes who will now only have their squirrelled millions to draw from as I eat yesterday's chips with a cocktail stick and use my own dandruff as salt.

Now I stumble upon news that spastic wheelie mouse Tanni Grey-Thompson supports the postponement of the 2020 spakkamong games because, and I fucking quote, 'There are some who have underlying health conditions'.

No shit, you dumb cunt!

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5 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said:

My heart bleeds for all the athletes who will now only have their squirrelled millions to draw from as I eat yesterday's chips with a cocktail stick and use my own dandruff as salt.

Now I stumble upon news that spastic wheelie mouse Tanni Grey-Thompson supports the postponement of the 2020 spakkamong games because, and I fucking quote, 'There are some who have underlying health conditions'.

No shit, you dumb cunt!

Is this the woman who does the Pole Vault ?

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3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Is this the woman who does the Pole Vault ?

I imagine that's exactly what she's doing In her dreams. In the meantime, I am editing a highlight reel of her failing to negotiate big stones, the curb and narrow doorways, with National Express by the Divine Comedy playing in the background.

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3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Is this the woman who does the Pole Vault ?

Sometimes you do pull one out of the bag Punkers. LOL. Very funny.

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5 hours ago, Cunt-End Of The World said:

I imagine that's exactly what she's doing In her dreams. In the meantime, I am editing a highlight reel of her failing to negotiate big stones, the curb and narrow doorways, with National Express by the Divine Comedy playing in the background.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. (and staircases obviously)"

-F.D. Roosevelt.

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Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

I thought that was the daleks! 

Davros wrote a book called 'A Brief History Of Time.

Hope that helps.

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