King Billy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 03/07/2020 at 18:22, ChildeHarold said: Greatly missed and I still watch his dvds. Do you think Keith Floyd would have beaten George Floyd in a choke off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 04/07/2020 at 17:28, Witheredscrote said: Apparently he called it Chalky because its turds were white. Just like the flag you wave furiously if you see a Mercedes coming down the street towards you. Fuck Off. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you think Keith Floyd would have beaten George Floyd in a choke off? Your wit is as light as Keith's black sausage and offal Galician hot pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 4 hours ago, King Billy said: Do you think Keith Floyd would have beaten George Floyd in a choke off? Keith would have no doubt called him a black cunt, kicked him in the bollocks and probably gone off and fucked his mrs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 On 07/07/2020 at 18:44, King Billy said: How many Ginsters Pasties do you have in your mouth at the moment? 2 of the large ones, each cheek, or 4 school lunch box sized ones, not that I'm into that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 23 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Keith would have no doubt called him a black cunt, kicked him in the bollocks and probably gone off and fucked his mrs ... while force feeding her a paella he had prepared earlier. "Plenty of saffron!" he screamed in her ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hi I'm Barry Scott Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 Rick Stein is a cunt. Most of the population of Uppingham are cunts. Who ever thinks Sharpe's Doombar is good are cunts and Cornwall can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 On 10/07/2020 at 19:09, Hi I'm Barry Scott said: Rick Stein is a cunt. Most of the population of Uppingham are cunts. Who ever thinks Sharpe's Doombar is good are cunts and Cornwall can fuck off. More pearls of wisdom from our resident crapulous imbecile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 On 07/07/2020 at 18:44, King Billy said: How many Ginsters Pasties do you have in your mouth at the moment? 2 of the large ones, each cheek, or 4 school lunch box sized ones, not that I'm into that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 I invite shielding residents at the cunts care home to compare Clive James Postcard from Berlin with Rick Stein's Long Weekend in Berlin* Admittedly the late great Clive benefited from popping up in the great martial city at a pregnant time in its history when it had just started to grapple with the fall of the Wall and reunification of Germany - you get all that atmosphere and depth - but you also get something Stein completely lacks: a graceful, light, knowing wit, that mocks but never sets out to hurt "foreigners", never takes himself seriously. What a pompous boring food guzzling ass Stein is by comparison. What a cretinous cunt surrounded by his complacent dim production team. As if anybody but a fucking subhuman pig would want to go to any of the great European cities featured in this shite tv series for the sole reason of eating, eating, eating Fucking codswallop served up as cookery/travelogue pseudo documentary. * Dear Rick, ONLY a weekend? Feels like a life time or life sentence with your fucking fat features constantly on the box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 42 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I invite shielding residents at the cunts care home to compare Clive James Postcard from Berlin with Rick Stein's Long Weekend in Berlin* Admittedly the late great Clive benefited from popping up in the great martial city at a pregnant time in its history when it had just started to grapple with the fall of the Wall and reunification of Germany - you get all that atmosphere and depth - but you also get something Stein completely lacks: a graceful, light, knowing wit, that mocks but never sets out to hurt "foreigners", never takes himself seriously. What a pompous boring food guzzling ass Stein is by comparison. What a cretinous cunt surrounded by his complacent dim production team. As if anybody but a fucking subhuman pig would want to go to any of the great European cities featured in this shite tv series for the sole reason of eating, eating, eating Fucking codswallop served up as cookery/travelogue pseudo documentary. * Dear Rick, ONLY a weekend? Feels like a life time or life sentence with your fucking fat features constantly on the box. posts like this make existential nihilism seem purposeful by comparison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 11, 2020 Report Share Posted July 11, 2020 56 minutes ago, ratcum said: posts like this make existential nihilism seem purposeful by comparison Careful ratty, I've earmarked this one for gas mark 5, no flame. I'll be in touch for disposal solutions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 14 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Careful ratty, I've earmarked this one for gas mark 5, no flame. I'll be in touch for disposal solutions. you do right Stub. Most of us on here are witty constructs, parodies or deliberate stereotypes, but Childe's just a twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 One for the little gang* of piss artists in the terminal wing of cunts care home - fuck off. *Ape, Ratcum and Stubby Pecker who are clearly ex military arseholes that were even too fucking stupid to step on a landmine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 12, 2020 Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 6 hours ago, ratcum said: you do right Stub. Most of us on here are witty constructs, parodies or deliberate stereotypes, but Childe's just a twat A Twatchilde Mr. Ratty and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: A Twatchilde Mr. Ratty and no mistake. "witty constructs" Correction #1 UNWITTY Correction #2 DECONSTRUCTED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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