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And I bet you dream of flushing toilets when you’re crouched in the gutter, curling out a garlicky one in the rain alongside le neighbours.

Living in Essex, I bet you fucking do.

He was being tactful, and liked curry, but couldn't stand the smell of your shit next morning.

TRMS & Conditions apply.

That was an accident. Splitting Riley in half would be quite deliberate. It may just be a coincidence, but following her licking Kate left the BBC and now works as a child therapist in primary schools with special educational needs. I taught her everything she knows about traumatic repressed memory syndrome.

It's nice to see the Campaign for Cycling is getting noticed. He looks like an intelligent well dressed kid.

Licking Kate Silverton not good enough?

Tell him you love him. Poofs are notoriously commitment-shy.

Sadia wall mounted water heaters. A big white cylinder with a swivelling chromed spout and a Bakelite tap on the front. The landing toilet was a ‘Dauntless Rubberline’. A fucking great black rubber cistern mounted on iron brackets near the ceiling. I miss that sort of luxury.

Don't know, the cunts all look the fuckin' same to me!

Harsh! What do you expect for £7.50 per setting?

My first student digs had a bathroom, shared by three flats. The gas meter took an old penny. There was no coin-box so it just fell back out of the bottom; I think the Gas Board had forgotten about it. The geyser emitted clouds of smoke and you had to bathe with the window wide open. The landlord was a Pakistani who wouldn't allow anyone to eat curry in the house as he hated the smell.

You didn't promise to marry the cunt at the height of passion, did you? You soppy fucker!

That's similar, but not really what I was getting at. Aldi do a very nice Macaroni Cheese that says 'Serves 2', when the girlfriend isn't staying the night, I cut it in half, thereby getting two meals out of it (what can a poor boy do?)

Eric as a seasoned door man any advice on ejecting a tranny that’s outstayed his welcome?

It wasn’t actually his front door, he stole it and kept it next to the single ring gas cooker the fucking pikey student rodent.

@Eddie,I wouldn't think so, as Eric said it was a bedsit. We all know that Bill had his own front door. The little weasel told us enough times.

Nurse G-G-G-Gladys Emanuelle… they wouldn’t let Ronnie Barker do that now. He’s dead.

I didn’t hear any tambourine playing.

Any thoughts on Torrette's Syndrome? fatguts.

Did bill stickers live next door?

There is nothing wrong with @Ape™️, he is a very good friend of mine.

Sorry I was being antiseptic and antisemitic.

That's what MacMillan said abiut Thatcher. Hey Jude! Labour has suddenly rustled up cash to re-nationalise the railways. Add that to Shamima's welcome home party in Downing Street to be celebrated live on tv and across the shitholes of Britain, plus all the other fakery. This country with its pothole cities will be in the same mess in ten years time.