Earl of Punkape Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 Why are there such a disproportionately large numbers of these bays and why are they always empty ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Why are there such a disproportionately large numbers of these bays and why are they always empty ? The Disabled Badge scheme is so widely abused it is worse than useless. Motability cars are more often than not used by relatives with no history of disability. £5,000 lease payment per annum courtesy of the taxpayer, and drop the raspberry ripple a couple of quid for the favour. The disabled bays are usually empty because Blue Badge holders can park all over the place for free so a pay and display bay outside work is more convenient and also defrauds the local authority of £3 an hour for 40 hours a week. That gives an annual benefit to the fraud of about £10k. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 I can't remember the last time I saw someone who REALLY needed one these spaces. Most are just fat waddling fucks being needlessly cruel to their knee and hip joints. LOSE SOME WEIGHT YOU DOGS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Why are there such a disproportionately large numbers of these bays and why are they always empty ? They're always empty because nobody's broken your kneecaps yet. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 Raspberry ripples and spackers shouldn't be allowed to have cars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 If you ask me there shouldn't be any. Less able persons (flids and cripples to you and i) should use the fucking Internet and get their shopping delivered by some mong in an Iceland truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 I bet even the golf club has got a couple of disabled bays for the physically impaired, the rest being reserved for the mentally impaired. Lofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernhard Howser Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 What get's me is, Someone who is supposedly disabled can walk around a supermarket for 2 hours, but they can't manage to go another 30 yards to where they have parked their spacka mobile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: If you ask me there shouldn't be any. Less able persons (flids and cripples to you and i) should use the fucking Internet and get their shopping delivered by some mong in an Iceland truck. Most of them are in electric wheelchairs or mobility scooters, anyway. Surely it's logical to make them park further away, seeing as they don't have to actually walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 I think it's quite funny seeing someone parked in spackers parking space who's not actually a spacker themselves. It should be encouraged more just fuck the lazy self entitled belming cunts off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Most of them are in electric wheelchairs or mobility scooters, anyway. Surely it's logical to make them park further away, seeing as they don't have to actually walk. Mobility scooters and the useless cunts that use them deserve a separate nom. of their own. ps Punky. Bad luck on the Sports personality nom. you fucking twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernhard Howser Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 8 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: I think it's quite funny seeing someone parked in spackers parking space who's not actually a spacker themselves. It should be encouraged more just fuck the lazy self entitled belming cunts off. It's a bit like when you see something on sale and there's only one item left. I would gladly shoulder barge an 80-year-old woman over, to get the remaining bag of nutty nibbles on the shelf in ASDA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bernhard Howser said: It's a bit like when you see something on sale and there's only one item left. I would gladly shoulder barge an 80-year-old woman over, to get the remaining bag of nutty nibbles on the shelf in ASDA. So would I. I'm not averse to giving 80 year old women a jolly good elbow in the sagging paps to get what I want. Fuck 'em, fucking old decrepit oxygen thieves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bernhard Howser said: It's a bit like when you see something on sale and there's only one item left. I would gladly shoulder barge an 80-year-old woman over, to get the remaining bag of nutty nibbles on the shelf in ASDA. They probably only reached that age by avoiding food like nutty nibbles. You're really doing them a favour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernhard Howser Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: They probably only reached that age by avoiding food like nutty nibbles. You're really doing them a favour. The sad thing is ASDA don't sell nutty nibbles anymore. It's because women with purple hair and cobwebs hanging out of their bumholes have eaten them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 47 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: Raspberry ripples and spackers shouldn't be allowed to have cars What's a raspberry ripple? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: What's a raspberry ripple? A cripple. I thought you were a London girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernhard Howser Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What's a raspberry ripple? I would have a guess at it being a raspberry with a ripple in it. Or a someone who has no use of their legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Just now, Gong Farmer said: A cripple. I thought you were a London girl? Raspberry ripple = cripple. Gong you terrible cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bernhard Howser said: I would have a guess at it being a raspberry with a ripple in it. Or a women's tit. Ah that's 'thruppenny bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Raspberry ripple = cripple. Gong you terrible cunt! Keep up at the back there!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bernhard Howser Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said: Ah that's 'thruppeny bit. HaHa I realised my error hence the edit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Just now, Bernhard Howser said: HaHa I realised my error hence the edit. FFS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: Ah that's 'thruppenny bit. I think Admin may move this over to my Danny Dyer thread. "Fackin drop me ahht you dry lunch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Disabled people get free cars. The fucking lucky invalid bastards. Lol how do you spell invalid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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