PANZER MURPHY Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 All the best victims are to be found in the drinks aisle and the pastry counter Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 On 16/03/2017 at 7:13 AM, Monumental cunt said: What....are you just pissed off because older cunts like me prefer slim, in shape, domesticated, useful, loving, caring, attentive women to be our partners in later life.....rather than having fat, round, elephantitis legged, black leggings wearing, triple chinned, fucking ugly, sweaty, lazy, useless, fat rolled, sausage fingered, undomesticated, English cunt wives. My Mrs is fabulous and all my mates want one. Especially when she sucks them off for 50 bhatt. Haha. I felt compelled to come back and read this one again; it's literally had me pissing my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 Fucking legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 On 2/9/2017 at 8:39 AM, Lady Penelope said: Usually in their mid 50s or early 60s .. often orange in colour with dyed black or ginger hair and often with a teenaged asian babe bride or ladyboy. Another one left in the middle of the night without saying goodbye, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Another one left in the middle of the night without saying goodbye, then? There's a curfew at the local care home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: There's a curfew at the local care home. Yes, but Pen is rather a crafty cunt, and gets around it routinely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 17, 2017 Report Share Posted March 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Yes, but Pen is rather a crafty cunt, and gets around it routinely! I slip me ankle tag off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 On 17/03/2017 at 0:37 PM, Wolfie said: Haha. I felt compelled to come back and read this one again; it's literally had me pissing my pants. Take your tongue from up my arse you cunt...... thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 Rancid.... rancid????? How very dare you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 On 16/03/2017 at 11:16 PM, Monumental cunt said: I'm actually more in shape than all the under 25 bearded skinny jeans cunts that mince around town. What is it with the younger generation you are all carrying about 15 kg far too much you fucking fat moon faced cunts. Don't get me started on the little ones.... they are all fucking puppy fat cunts the lot of them. Dead by 56 What "shape" are you in exactly? My money is on barrel shape. About 15kg. Dead by 56. Very specific. You'll be telling us that they've got BMI's of over 30 next - just like yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 On 19/03/2017 at 10:27 PM, Ape said: What "shape" are you in exactly? My money is on barrel shape. About 15kg. Dead by 56. Very specific. You'll be telling us that they've got BMI's of over 30 next - just like yours. Come on Ape.....if you are an older guy surely you can see the younger generation, particularly the girls are fucking fat cunts with mega bingos and tripple muffin tops. Compare them to the thin people of the 1970s before mc Donald's arrived. If you are a younger guy ape I pity you that you will no doubt be saddled with having to fuck a big fat sweaty rolly polly guy as your partner, possibly Russian, or Greek, but definitely a fat moon faced cunt poured into skinny jeans with a muzzy beard and sausage fingers for sticking up your arse. The world is fatter...fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 21, 2017 Report Share Posted March 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Come on Ape.....if you are an older guy surely you can see the younger generation, particularly the girls are fucking fat cunts with mega bingos and tripple muffin tops. Compare them to the thin people of the 1970s before mc Donald's arrived. If you are a younger guy ape I pity you that you will no doubt be saddled with having to fuck a big fat sweaty rolly polly guy as your partner, possibly Russian, or Greek, but definitely a fat moon faced cunt poured into skinny jeans with a muzzy beard and sausage fingers for sticking up your arse. The world is fatter...fact. Either that or their bones are sticking out cos they keep puking up after eating a lettuce leaf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 22, 2017 Report Share Posted March 22, 2017 On 21/03/2017 at 10:15 AM, DingTheRioja said: Either that or their bones are sticking out cos they keep puking up after eating a lettuce leaf... Nah.... it's all that spunk they keep swallowing that makes them puke. 10 pints of cum is enough for any gay cunt even Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 On 3/22/2017 at 11:03 PM, Monumental cunt said: Nah.... it's all that spunk they keep swallowing that makes them puke. 10 pints of cum is enough for any gay cunt even Ape. Your right ..the world is fatter. .even see it on TV ads every cunt has a pot belly even the young fellahs. .making it acceptable to society. .a fat society is a lazy one and easier to control ... Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 On 3/18/2017 at 11:58 PM, Monumental cunt said: Take your tongue from up my arse you cunt...... thanks Knockout stuff Monumental! You have me rolling in the aisles here. You're the best guy here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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