Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 Usually in their mid 50s or early 60s .. often orange in colour with dyed black or ginger hair and often with a teenaged asian babe bride or ladyboy. Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 13 minutes ago, Noakes said: Frank? You fucking beat me to it you rotten cunt. Quote
camberwell gypsy Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 What a load of fucking shite Quote
Wolfie Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 We, and I'm sure I don't speak alone, have much to learn from CC's resident 'superstud'. In his own, inimitable vocabulary: '. .just finished plowing a 32 yr ole bird. .kicked her back doors in good. .left er lookin like a paste bucket' PANZERKNACKER Quote
Decimus Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: We, and I'm sure I don't speak alone, have much to learn from CC's resident 'superstud'. In his own, inimitable vocabulary: '. .just finished plowing a 32 yr ole bird. .kicked her back doors in good. .left er lookin like a paste bucket' PANZERKNACKER Ding isn't going to like the fact that he's got competition on here in the lothario stakes. Panzy best watch his back, and his arsehole. 3 Quote
Wolfie Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 'Usually in their mid 50s or early 60s ..' Am I correct in assuming you like your men a little younger than yourself, Pen? 1 Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 38 minutes ago, Wolfie said: We, and I'm sure I don't speak alone, have much to learn from CC's resident 'superstud'. In his own, inimitable vocabulary: '. .just finished plowing a 32 yr ole bird. .kicked her back doors in good. .left er lookin like a paste bucket' PANZERKNACKER Another celebrated alumni of the Danny Dyer elocution academy. Quote
Wolfie Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Another celebrated alumni of the Danny Dyer elocution academy. You're providing Dyer too much credit. Quote
Guest Welsh_cunt Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 In defence of the dilusional old rapists, they do tend to have a decent porn stash which they're usually willing to loan out to you. Quote
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You fucking beat me to it you rotten cunt. You fucking both beat me to it you couple of cunts. Quote
Wolfie Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 2 hours ago, Welsh_cunt said: In defence of the dilusional old rapists, they do tend to have a decent porn stash which they're usually willing to loan out to you. Let me get this straight. You would willingly 'borrow' a stash of crusty, used mags or DVDs (which undoubtedly carry the legacy of decades of spunk-laden old tramps' hands with dirty fingernails wanking off to them), even though the internet and all its modern trimmings are at your disposal? 1 Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 5 hours ago, Noakes said: Frank? You beat me to it as well you rancid old man. Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 Just now, nobgobbler said: You beat me to it as well you rancid old man. Less of the old man frothy knickers! Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, Noakes said: Less of the old man frothy knickers! Rancid cunt. You not mine! Quote
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 11 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Rancid cunt. You not mine! I don't see why that is an insult, if I wasn't a rancid cunt I wouldn't be on here. That logic implies that you are a rancid cunt too. Quote
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Noakes said: I don't see why that is an insult, if I wasn't a rancid cunt I wouldn't be on here. That logic implies that you are a rancid cunt too. And has one too if frothy knickers are present. Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Noakes said: I don't see why that is an insult, if I wasn't a rancid cunt I wouldn't be on here. That logic implies that you are a rancid cunt too. I am indeed and have a trophy to prove it. Well it says cunt of the year but it's near enough. Quote
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9, 2017 Report Posted February 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I am indeed and have a trophy to prove it. Well it says cunt of the year but it's near enough. 'Cunt of the year' sounds like a good title for a beauty pageant event reserved for the Chav population.... "And now, the talent section, Miss Jaywick will come out with a set of tyre levers and show you her kidneys! Round of applause ladies and gentlemen". Quote
Guest N/A Posted March 16, 2017 Report Posted March 16, 2017 On 09/02/2017 at 1:39 PM, Lady Penelope said: Usually in their mid 50s or early 60s .. often orange in colour with dyed black or ginger hair and often with a teenaged asian babe bride or ladyboy. What....are you just pissed off because older cunts like me prefer slim, in shape, domesticated, useful, loving, caring, attentive women to be our partners in later life.....rather than having fat, round, elephantitis legged, black leggings wearing, triple chinned, fucking ugly, sweaty, lazy, useless, fat rolled, sausage fingered, undomesticated, English cunt wives. My Mrs is fabulous and all my mates want one. Especially when she sucks them off for 50 bhatt. Quote
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 16, 2017 Report Posted March 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: What....are you just pissed off because older cunts like me prefer slim, in shape, domesticated, useful, loving, caring, attentive women to be our partners in later life.....rather than having fat, round, elephantitis legged, black leggings wearing, triple chinned, fucking ugly, sweaty, lazy, useless, fat rolled, sausage fingered, undomesticated, English cunt wives. My Mrs is fabulous and all my mates want one. Especially when she sucks them off for 50 bhatt. Does your missus sew an extra "triangle" into your trousers to accomodate your 62" waist? Quote
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 16, 2017 Report Posted March 16, 2017 On 2/9/2017 at 2:54 PM, Wolfie said: We, and I'm sure I don't speak alone, have much to learn from CC's resident 'superstud'. In his own, inimitable vocabulary: '. .just finished plowing a 32 yr ole bird. .kicked her back doors in good. .left er lookin like a paste bucket' PANZERKNACKER Laffin...be happy for me you cunt Panzerknacker 1 Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 16, 2017 Report Posted March 16, 2017 On 09/02/2017 at 1:58 PM, Eric Cuntman said: You fucking beat me to it you rotten cunt. Me too. Is there a queue? Quote
Guest N/A Posted March 16, 2017 Report Posted March 16, 2017 14 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Does your missus sew an extra "triangle" into your trousers to accomodate your 62" waist? I'm actually more in shape than all the under 25 bearded skinny jeans cunts that mince around town. What is it with the younger generation you are all carrying about 15 kg far too much you fucking fat moon faced cunts. Don't get me started on the little ones.... they are all fucking puppy fat cunts the lot of them. Dead by 56 Quote
Wolfie Posted March 16, 2017 Report Posted March 16, 2017 18 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Laffin...be happy for me you cunt Panzerknacker I am happy for you, Pansy baby. I envisage you trolling around the supermarket aisles, spending your disability benefits on lager and microwave meals for one, eyeing up the ladies with one of these: Quote
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