Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 I'm not one for WHICH reports, nor the feedback left by the star-tickers when comparing brands. I'm sure that you will agree that the most reliable advice can often be obtained from some of you lot on here, particularly when in need of a new appliance. With the above in mind (an not with standing) I have been reviewing my Bicycling Proficiency Test for the brand spanking new Geriatech battery-operated pushbike, a futile & ridiculous thing which requires one to pedal like fuck for all it is worth in order for the AAA generated motor to kick in to gain even the slightest momentum in any fucking direction save for stationary whilst sweating profusely... I have therefore concluded that DURACEL batteries are shit. Over and above, what's all this bollocks with VOLVO, who announced that within the next 10 years all of their new motors will be electric ones. What is the meaning of this? The world of engineering has gone mad I tell you. Pic. Courtesy of Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm not one for WHICH reports, nor the feedback left by the star-tickers when comparing brands. I'm sure that you will agree that the most reliable advice can often be obtained from some of you lot on here, particularly when in need of a new appliance. With the above in mind (an not with standing) I have been reviewing my Bicycling Proficiency Test for the brand spanking new Geriatech battery-operated pushbike, a futile & ridiculous thing which requires one to pedal like fuck for all it is worth in order for the AAA generated motor to kick in to gain even the slightest momentum in any fucking direction save for stationary whilst sweating profusely... I have therefore concluded that DURACEL batteries are shit. Over and above, what's all this bollocks with VOLVO, who announced that within the next 10 years all of their new motors will be electric ones. What is the meaning of this? The world of engineering has gone mad I tell you. Pic. Courtesy of Frank. It's sad that Volvo are going down that road. They used to turn out lovely, big V6 road tanks. The electric car thing is the latest incarnation of The Emperors New Clothes. The mining and refinement of the materials used to make the batteries in an electric car causes more damage to the environment than running a petrol car for 10 years. It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Just get rid of cars and the mongs that drive them. Get rid of gtecj bikes and the faggots that ride them. Manky and his bike are man and machine in perfect harmony. A veritable, class 1, Grade A cyborg. Cycle ninjas are the way forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's sad that Volvo are going down that road. They used to turn out lovely, big V6 road tanks. The electric car thing is the latest incarnation of The Emperors New Clothes. The mining and refinement of the materials used to make the batteries in an electric car causes more damage to the environment than running a petrol car for 10 years. It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap. If or when they can produce an electric car that behaves like a car, then so be it. But until then they can shove the poxy things. It's hard enough to park as it is, but trying to locate a plug socket on the M25 let alone anyplace else, will mean the only people benefitting are the scarp merchants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: Just get rid of cars and the mongs that drive them. Get rid of gtecj bikes and the faggots that ride them. Manky and his bike are man and machine in perfect harmony. A veritable, class 1, Grade A cyborg. Cycle ninjas are the way forward. Fuck... You aint got one of those like Fatty has, have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 White! Fucking white! A self respecting cycle ninja is all in black, day and night. Fatty's gay bike gives cyclists a bad name. 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Fuck... You aint got one of those like Fatty has, have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 I still think my hybrid pet idea has some way to go yet. Imagine a horse powered by hay and homosexuality! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 45 minutes ago, Manky said: White! Fucking white! A self respecting cycle ninja is all in black, day and night. Fatty's gay bike gives cyclists a bad name. Not reported for being racist, homophobic or fattist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 20 minutes ago, ratcum said: I still think my hybrid pet idea has some way to go yet. Imagine a horse powered by hay and homosexuality! Pink Rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Pink Rum. Jockeyed by Lester Faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm not one for WHICH reports, nor the feedback left by the star-tickers when comparing brands. I'm sure that you will agree that the most reliable advice can often be obtained from some of you lot on here, particularly when in need of a new appliance. With the above in mind (an not with standing) I have been reviewing my Bicycling Proficiency Test for the brand spanking new Geriatech battery-operated pushbike, a futile & ridiculous thing which requires one to pedal like fuck for all it is worth in order for the AAA generated motor to kick in to gain even the slightest momentum in any fucking direction save for stationary whilst sweating profusely... I have therefore concluded that DURACEL batteries are shit. Over and above, what's all this bollocks with VOLVO, who announced that within the next 10 years all of their new motors will be electric ones. What is the meaning of this? The world of engineering has gone mad I tell you. Pic. Courtesy of Frank. Why don't you just go apply for the benefits and get a mobility scooter, like every other cunt? We've seen it all before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Why don't you just go apply for the benefits and get a mobility scooter, like every other cunt? We've seen it all before. I work for my living and am 100% perfectly mobile. I work from the comfort of my arm chair. Now, you've not seen it all, have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: I work for my living and am 100% perfectly mobile. I work from the comfort of my arm chair. Now, you've not seen it all, have you? You call THAT a motor? Dopey cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: You call THAT a motor? Dopey cunt! Please do not mock. Of course its a motor. It just needs a few modifications that's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: If or when they can produce an electric car that behaves like a car, then so be it. But until then they can shove the poxy things. It's hard enough to park as it is, but trying to locate a plug socket on the M25 let alone anyplace else, will mean the only people benefitting are the scarp merchants. Scarp merchants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 What is little known is that during the latter part of the war Alan Turing designed a fleet of bummers that were powered by Gaydar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Scarp merchants? He obviously meant 'scarf merchants'. Don't be such a pedantric grammer Natzi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Just now, Cap'n Cunt said: He obviously meant 'scarf merchants'. Don't be such a pedantric grammer Natzi. Is this the "Racist dyslexic" thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Scarp merchants? Sorry. I meant Skype movements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is this the "Racist dyslexic" thread? Yes. Gingers go home! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. Gingers go home! I saw what you did there.........eventually. Mind you, I'm a bit fucking thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. Gingers go home! But she'll only go back to Camberwell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I saw what you did there.........eventually. Mind you, I'm a bit fucking thick. Don't worry Mr Schreck, we've all had a long week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Sorry. I meant Skype movements. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 14 hours ago, Manky said: Just get rid of cars and the mongs that drive them. Get rid of gtecj bikes and the faggots that ride them. Manky and his bike are man and machine in perfect harmony. A veritable, class 1, Grade A cyborg. Cycle ninjas are the way forward. I agree...cycling is the way forward in all cities for sure. Batteries are fucking acid baths full of shit to make and fucking worse to get rid of. Load of fucking tree hugging nonsense like global warming. We've had several ice ages and melt without any fucking cars on the planet..... with the uncomfortable truth being the planet has cooled the past couple of years....no one reports that funnily enough !!! It's like the millennium bug....load of fucking money spunked on fuck all. me and my cervelo.....man and machine in perfect harmony .....if it wasn't for me being the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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