Rosie Jones is the funniest comedian there is. She makes me fucking split my sides laughing. I haven't a fucking clue what she says but she's hilarious
We took the ankle biters to Warwick castle a few years back and we stayed in one of those medieval tents. It had electrical points, USB ports, wooden floors and lovely 4 poster beds. The only aspect to medieval living was having to get up at 6am to have a shite in an insect infested toilet block.
With my all my kids class photos throughout the years, all the kids look great in their uniforms but the ones who turned up without the school jumpers were the Africans. It made it easier to to play "spot the blacks" because they were the ones not wearing red tops.
The middle classes like to "glamp" now. It's still basically living like a fucking refugee for a week. "Yah, since Cressida and I with the two kids Rainbow and Buddy went glamping, we can really emphasise with the homeless, yah"?
Fucking wankers.
Can you imagine what she'd be like? "I'm Dame Victoria. You call me "Your Ladyship when you talk to me. Knaah wot ah mean, innit"?
I wouldn't say she's thin but she travels via fax machine!
I wouldn't say she's thin but she doesn't open doors she slides under them
I've been Camberwell Gypsy, goodnight
And all died in car crashes......except Marilyn Munroe......and Jill Dando. But if they hadn't been shot by Romanian people traffickers (allegedly) and murdered by the CIA (allegedly) then you bet your life they would eventually had died in a car crash.