Decimus

@Decimus: 128 nominations @William T.D. Stickers: 108 nominations @Bubba C :78 nominations @Quincy Cockfingers: 63 nominations. Snatch, who has been on the site since its new format started in August 2014: 19 nominations. Perhaps you should take a look closer to home before spouting off your shit, if it was left to the likes of you this place would be dead.

To be fair, all you and Phileas "Round the world by looking out of my Canadian felcher's window" Fogg, seem to do is cry and name drop us continuously. As a history lesson for your combined IQ of 12 to take in, you've both brought it on yourselves. You thought you could handle the big hitter by giving me jip unprovoked, and Vincent Van Spaz decided to have a pop even though I had previously left his rambling spastications unchallenged. A couple of keyboard warriors who have bitten off more than they can chew. Idiots.

He's already been reported for implying that I was sexually abused as a child. Funny it came about after you mentioned Scope again, I think we've found Stubby's trigger.

Not only do I imagine Stubby as the sort of yeee-haaawwwing faggot who drinks Southern Comfort, I can also picture him ordering it as a "SoCo" and demanding that it's "on the rocks". What a stetson wearing little maggot.

#Stubbytoo

The trouble with the working class in modern Britain is that they don't know which way their bread is buttered. You're more likely to find that the average low wage employee these days has most likely been brainwashed to despise unions, and vote on single issues such as immigration. They'll gladly vote UKIP to stop "darkies" coming over here and taking their jobs, but aren't politically aware enough to notice that parties like UKIP have at best a laissez-faire attitude to employee rights, and at worse a complete disdain for anything that isn't a pure free market which would shit over the working man. Turkeys are voting for Christmas, and to be honest they deserve everything they get.

There is definitely some sort of agenda within certain circles that seems to be about abolishing gender in its entirety. Whether it is a highbrow attempt to ensure equality by lumping everyone into one category, or a load of perverted filth dreamt up by a subculture of degenerate freaks doesn't matter. Gender is a biological fact of life, not a social choice, and this shit shouldn't be peddled to innocent children.

You've been stealing "comedy" anecdotes from your mate Jenny Eclair again, haven't you?

Don't get me wrong, P. I hate Stubby and think that he should fuck off and never post here again. No one would miss him as his contributions thus far have only contained numerous repetitious ways of killing someone in a wood chipper and/or soft porn swim suit shots. However, consider yourself reported. Idiot.

A noble endeavour, just be sure to mention any future solo activities at the next AGM.

Is your old man dead yet?

Reported to GCHQ.

Bill?

I guess we imagined your Scope fiasco. Bubbles had you in a right tizz, and it was easier than shitting out a Vindaloo. As for Scope, I personally think that they should have stuck to "The Spastics Society". What do you think about that, you palsy loving cunt?

Thanks Luke, you're the true power behind the throne. I'll keep a window open for some Stubby playtime, I'm estimating I'll only need 45 seconds to make him shit his adult nappy.

Morning, Stubby. I haven't got you scheduled in for a thrashing until mid-afternoon, so if you wouldn't mind chucking a bucket of ice water over your excited maggot and calming the fuck down until then it would be much appreciated. Ta.

What are your thoughts on Tarantino potentially reimagining Picard?

I can picture you now, Dan. Twelve chins quivering with rage as you park your fat fucking Scottish arse in a tiny, blue plastic chair at a Lineker's bar in Benidorm. Flinging your faeces around the room whilst incoherently screaming "egg and chips!" as the Dago waiter informs you that the special of the day is calamari.

It's not often I get the chance to witness two northern monkeys attempting to communicate. From an anthropological point of view, it's akin to witnessing the first time that early man lit a fire. Fascinating.

Bill's going to make you fucking regret the day that you made the decision to sign up here.

Ding, is it true that you're currently banged up for horrendous noncing offences?

"Her" cock and balls.

Spoken like the sort of cunt who thinks that Fosters is the lager of choice. Firstly, it's whisky if you're talking about the decent jock shit, which I assume you are as you have stated the Irish stuff is "for beginners". Secondly, Jack Daniels is a bourbon, not a whisky, so it's ridiculous to compare it to one. Thirdly, Laphroaig is ten times better than the shit you have thus far recommended. Fourthly, do your research before making a nomination, it will save you the arduous task of spouting out a load of fucking bollocks Fifthly, fuck off.

A dangerous and idiotic move. I was no Obama fan, but at least he didn't endorse the partisan American politics of supporting Israel regardless of whatever ethic cleansing they were up to during a particular week.

BLM came about as a reaction to the disproportionate amount of young black men shot and killed by the police. There isn't a corresponding White Lives Matter movement because there is absolutely no need for one. White men and women occupy a privileged place in society and statistics on wealth, education, incarceration levels and police related fatalities confirm this. I don't have a problem with a select group of people highlighting the numerous injustices black people face, especially in America. Just because a couple of black people try to tarnish the movement by coming out with stupid racist bollocks doesn't make BLM any less valid. What exactly is your problem with the movement, beyond a couple of renegade idiots? Pardon the pun, but you can't tar the whole BLM phenomena with the same brush.