King Billy

Surely you can’t be serious Eric?

What the fuck are you whinging about? You’re a fully Velcro’d up member of one of the protected categories, you hideous cross dressing, hormone blocking, cock swinging, five o clock shadow sprouting, hairy bollocks, XY till you die, Mrs Doubtfire fucking unnatural freak. Lololol. Fuck off.

Reported for hate speech

I’d let her come back if you swapped places with her. If there’s any cunt on the planet who’d look better in a fly infested shithole wearing a filthy niqab than her, then tell me who? Answer the fucking question you cunt.

Cunt.

You’re definitely not the first (or the last) punter to wake up with a stinging ringpiece after a heavy night down at The Blue Oyster Club ELC.

Hertfordshire isn’t what it used to be but I’m hopeful that will change when Grant Schapps gets kicked to fuck out later this year.

Don’t waste your time trying to make Frank have any sympathy with Katie Hopkins ELC. He’s obviously aware of the fact she’s white and therefore doesn’t posses his holy grail ie an enormous black cock. The fake Greek cunt is an absolute fucking disgrace.

No need for anyone to get bent out of shape and take up arms H, as the takeover of what used to be Britain is already underway, thanks to the sandal wearing, bearded space fairies, the ones you can spot 5 times a day on their knees with their face on the pavement, making moaning sounds very similar to Drew when he’s face down, throwing up outside Witherspoons at chucking out time on Giro day.

It must have been hell for you out there, living it up like you’d only ever dreamed about, yet all the time knowing that you’d soon have to go back and resume your previous life in Jaywick for ever.

Listen up PANZYMUSHFORBRAINSBABY. If it transpires that J-Don has indeed been historically dipping his wick into some unconsenting vessel, then I’m all for him being punished appropriately in accordance with the law. However at the moment he is ‘innocent until proven guilty’ and rightly so (a concept which Irish republicans haven’t ever taken onboard). This unexpected event rings a few alarm bells with me though. Firstly because he has been a Unionist MP for almost 30 years, and quite a divisive one within Ulster Unionism at that, so I find it very strange that his enemies weren’t able to neuter him previously as these allegations are said to relate to his activities many years ago. And Secondly, I’ve been told by a lifelong friend across the water that certain figures in the DUP are very very disillusioned, and even angry with him for the recent deal he brokered to allow the NIA to restart with the first ever Sinn Fein First Minister (Michelle O’Neil the slit eyed reptilian whore). I also find it strange that the exact charge (or charges) have not been revealed, just the date of the first court appearance (24th April). This in itself seems to lend itself to weeks of speculation, disinformation and misinformation ie the very thing that the media, the political establishment and their super rich puppetmasters have been relentlessly pushing as the biggest ‘threat to democracy’ ever faced. It’s almost as if now that they’ve installed their ‘dusky’ leader of choice in England, Scotland and Wales (all 3 unelected to the post) in Tony Blairs devolved utopian U.K. that they’ve turned their attention to Stormont (the final piece in the jigsaw), but unable to find a suitable jihadi, spook, poof, lezzer, tranny or (insert any fucked up deviant or weirdo of your choice) to complete the full house, they’ve set about creating internal conflict and thereby fatally wounding the Unionists who they’ve betrayed for decades as thanks for their loyalty. The so called ‘nationalists’ in the Republic (Sinn Fein etc.) have likewise let their mask slip and are fully onboard with mass Islamic immigration, declaring war on Irish patriots who dare to take to the streets when their children are raped or their neighbours are beheaded. According to Sinn Fein these angry people are ‘far right extremists’ and a ‘threat to democracy’ (notice a pattern emerging here?) It’s time for the silent majority to wake the fuck up, take to the streets and oust every last one of these traitors before the chance is gone. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Fuck off.

Where the fuck is my pizza you Ubercunt?

“I will as soon as I get this fucking arrow out of my eye”. (Circa 1066)

Has he run out of blue Smarties already?

He’s the best on here at that and the reason why I sometimes think abortion might not be wrong.

Senator Malcolm Roberts is one of those I was referring to Doc. If you have misgivings about the imminent digital ID which is about to become a thing in Oz, I suggest you check out what he has to say about it (if you’re not too busy lolol). I suspected Jeffrey Donaldson was up to no good when he changed his user name on Twitter to ‘J-Don’, blinged up his sash and started wearing his bowler back to front. Im very rarely wrong when it comes to spotting these type of clues. I’ve had a tip off that he’s currently on an EasyJet flight to Cape Verde for a bit of gardening leave at P Diddys gaff.

You had my interest until this.

Fuck off.

I haven’t paid a water bill for more than ten years. I regularly get demands for money from the company that allegedly supply the h2o to my abode. At first they simply demanded payment but after about 2 years the letters became addressed to ‘The occupier’, much like the TV Licensing threatening junk mail which are immediately dispatched to the bin too. No one should succumb to either of these extortion rackets. Your water supply cannot be cut off as water is essential to sustain human life, falls free from the sky, and is not the property of any corporation to sell to the public, much less under the threat of legal action if you choose not to pay. Just like all these private parking companies (former wheelclamping cowboys) who rely on the publics terror at finding a threatening letter on the doormat and paying up, these water companies will do nothing more than churn out computer generated mail to any address that isn’t signed up and paying up. And as for the Thames being pumped full of shit…..so fucking what? The whole of London has been overrun with third world shit people for the last 50 years, so why would anyone expect the river not to resemble The Ganges where most of them used to shit in every morning before our traitorous politicians bent over backwards inviting them to come here for their daily vindaloo dump? Fuck Saddique Khan the pygmy paedo (allegedly) cunt.

No need to panic. The 5G will be switched on soon and the population of the world will immediately be reduced by around 70%. So any of you sheep who don’t want to spend the rest of your lives stepping over piles of masked up rotting corpses, you’d better get yourself down to Boots in the morning and get yourself jabbed up with the latest Pfizer mRNA Covid booster. And the good news is that they’ll only charge you £99 for it. What a time to be alive (for now). Dr. Fauci is a vile little cunt.

You sick perverted bastard. Let’s just hope that the poor unfortunate ‘victims’ see your demonic hysterical glee and admit that they made it all up.

Not to be confused with our unelected sleazeball Foreign Secretary ‘Call me Dave’ who enjoys playing ‘hide the sausage’ in a pigs skull (allegedly).

I think Drew trying to emulate his hero Big Bill downing such an enormous amount of alcohol at The Crucible on TV, may have been a factor in him being physically ejected from the pool competition in his local and placed on the Pubwatch register for life.

DUP…..’Drop ur pants’ 🫣

🎶I gave you my heart But the very next day you gave it away🎶