Decimus

Nein, ze JewTube.

Take your fucking beanie off, you queer Moxey cunt.

Never mind this shit, what about the OP? I could almost forgive the fact that he's recently flooded these hallowed halls with 56 nominations a day about any old bollocks that he's been fed by Daily Mail bots whilst logged on from his communal HMP computer terminal. But when he puts up a Bolognaise (sic) recipe that includes thyme in it, I've got to say that enough is enough. His reign of terminal fucking idiocy ends tonight.

Apparently you topped the leaderboard for the first time in seven years recently, is this true? I've been reviewing your content and other than an ingenious attempt to use my name and clout to stir a controversy around my age, you've offered absolutely fuck all that would warrant a position in the penthouse suite. Once I've finished cataloguing your accumulated 'likes' by time added and the member who granted them, you can safely consider yourself reported to absolute fuck. Alright?

You absolute fucking wanker. This is all wrong. Wrong.

From Beau Brummell to Bin Diesel, the tramp stunt extra of Vin in Perfect Dark, you queer, insta eye filtered gimp.

Yet another unfulfilled promise, just like your assertion that you'd finish off last weekend at the top of the LB. And now we're here. Not only have you ended this bank holiday nowhere near a top four spot, you haven't even managed to put a chink (lol) in my armour, despite a record amount of weekend posts attempting to do so. I'm bowing out again for the foreseeable on a high, it was nice doing business with you, although it looks like the transactional result ended up in my favour...number five wanker. Lololol.

I actually find it quite flattering that you consider something I knocked out in thirty seconds whilst coming down from a three day coke, booze, speed and benzo binge to be that perfectly structured it could only have been produced by A.I. technology. For avoidance of doubt, I've never assumed that anything you have ever shat out on these pages has been anything other than the spasticated, drunken ramblings of your own wet-brained imagination.

You're not wrong. Where I grew up we had a large Greek Cypriot, Italian and Maltese community from the 1950s onwards. They all had their own businesses, married local women, spoke the language, invested in the community and their children, grandchildren and great grandchildren are indistinguishable from the locals. In the early 2000s the floodgates opened and the area was flooded with eastern Europeans, Portuguese, Kosovans, Albanians and Romanians. Some of them were ok, but the difference between them and the 1950s immigrants was palpable and the tensions are still there. I think that demonstrates that the British people are welcoming and ready to embrace outsiders who work hard and integrate into the local fabric of society. It's totally on the incomers to do this and if they don't then they can't complain when tensions subsequently arise.

Tanyalee Davis. You made a nom about her once upon a time, a very good one I'm ashamed to admit. I actually saw it being interviewed by Look East on a Greater Anglia train from Norwich to Yarmouth not long after it was turfed off another one for clogging up the aisles in its massive fucking scooter. How many cans of Kestrel would it take to persuade you to rag it fucking silly in front of your bungalow's roaring two-bar fire?

Andy McShit-Stab.

ELC, you seem very hyped up and happy today, and dare I say it, slightly less of a racist fucking cunt. Have you been out on the piss?