camberwell gypsy Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 Vegans, vegetarians, and the lot are not to be trusted. Humans are designed to be meat eaters, and these cunts are attempting to ram their fucked up ideals about meat down everybody's throat. They can all fuck right off. Just when they reach out to scratch a cow behind the ears, I want to see the bullet tear through it's skull before it gets hung on a hook and taken to the slaughter house and turned into delicious steaks and grill worthy delights.Is this the cow or the vegan/vegetarian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 I must admit to smelling quite strongly of ammonia when I sweat excessively. This is after an extreme work out and not by the by. It's the protein in my urea doncha know. A thimble full of antiseptic in the was sorts it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 18, 2014 Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 Btw, I am vegan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Humans are not designed to be meat eaters. If we were, we would have sharp teeth and claws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 I do have claws, and I bite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 I must admit to smelling quite strongly of ammonia when I sweat excessively. This is after an extreme work out and not by the by. It's the protein in my urea doncha know. A thimble full of antiseptic in the was sorts it out. I seem to remember that I started the veggie thing before you, but at least (unlike me) you have stuck to your guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 I smell strongly of ammonia too but that's because....... Ermm...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 I smell strongly of ammonia too but that's because....... Ermm...... Self praise again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Self praise again? Yes, I'm proud of my status as a urine sodden derelict. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 I seem to remember that I started the veggie thing before you, but at least (unlike me) you have stuck to your guns. It's been very good for my wellbeing, although I still miss meat (resist Drewpeacock, resist). Every time I have a bowel evacuating poo (or pooh), and feel like a million dollars it makes it all worthwhile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Unlikely the poor kunter would find your wine riddled snatch amongst all that fucking flabber... you greedy council cheese and onion Pringle eating bint.Sour cream and onion, you heathen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Sour cream and onion, you heathen. Or, Spotter's underpants flavour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 I have scabs that are more savoury than mid range priced crisps. You should try one, they're fab! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 I have scabs that are more savoury than mid range priced crisps. You should try one, they're fab!You could market them "spot scratchings", I can see them now behind the bar in Wetherspoon's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 You could market them "spot scratchings", I can see them now behind the bar in Wetherspoon's. You could be on to something there, of course, the Pork scratching moniker has already been taken but my product will be totally superior. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 I do have claws, and I bite. Ooh, do you nibble too? I like a woman that nibbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Is this the cow or the vegan/vegetarian? If I answer that, it could be construed as a threat against some cunt. You'll forgive me if I remain somewhat ambiguous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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