Cuntybaws Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 I used to have a bath with my mumI once had a golden shower with your mum! Small world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 I once had a golden shower with your mum! Small world.you 'orrible cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 you 'orrible cuntIt wasn't the first "shower" joke that popped into my head either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 It wasn't the first "shower" joke that popped into my head either.well if it's a shower joke you want... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 well if it's a shower joke you want...Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 I used to have a bath with my mumDo you now have a large breasts fixation ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 The Sky News ticker currently informs me that "SUSSEX POLICE BELIEVE A MISSING 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL MAY HAVE RUN OFF WITH AN OLDER MAN..."I should fucking well hope he's older - an 11-year-old is hardly going to be able to show her much of a good time, now is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 The Sky News ticker currently informs me that "SUSSEX POLICE BELIEVE A MISSING 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL MAY HAVE RUN OFF WITH AN OLDER MAN..."I should fucking well hope he's older - an 11-year-old is hardly going to be able to show her much of a good time, now is he?He will if he has a stolen credit card and a huge cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 He will if he has a stolen credit card and a huge cock.Can a huge cock be stolen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted March 21, 2015 Report Share Posted March 21, 2015 No one has ever stolen mine. I remember some bird trying to rip it off when I was a lad, or that's what it felt like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 23, 2015 Report Share Posted April 23, 2015 Fatty, you repetitive bore. (I've taken a shine to you really). SheJacko and I are having a dinner party at the weekend, and there are a couple of dry lunches going to be there, and I cannot stand the fucking sight of them. Fancy turning up and boring and insulting the fuck out of them so they never return ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Apparently my cousin Trevor now collects Innuit soapstone carvings, What a cunt he really is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 No one has ever stolen mine. I remember some bird trying to rip it off when I was a lad, or that's what it felt like.Jacko, check out the pm I'm about to send you. That is the funniest thing I've heard in years, well worth the 8 quid download. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 7, 2015 Report Share Posted June 7, 2015 Jacko, check out the pm I'm about to send you. That is the funniest thing I've heard in years, well worth the 8 quid download.Colour me intrigued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 Red Lily Beetles have eaten the fuck out of my double orientals. Apparently they make a noise when you try to kill them (like the screamapillar from The Simpsons !). None of the fuckers have so far. I hate killing things...gladly maim a person though. That's all I have to say about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 Red Lily Beetles have eaten the fuck out of my double orientals. Apparently they make a noise when you try to kill them (like the screamapillar from The Simpsons !). None of the fuckers have so far. I hate killing things...gladly maim a person though. That's all I have to say about that.They're utter cunts Jacko, the little red fuckers savaged my fritillaries. Ooo errrr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 No one has ever stolen mine. I remember some bird trying to rip it off when I was a lad, or that's what it felt like.Jacko, remember this comment when you're listening to that rick mayall audio tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 I've read back through this thread a little bit. It perplexes me to say the least, but some things never change. For example, Frank being an utter cleg nut, and Jazz being terminally incompetent in the humour department.I'm interested to know though - is this the busiest the corner has ever been? Is this the salad days, or are we in some fading twilight of cuntery? Are the older member's prone to sitting around glassy eyed, remembering the various despicable specimens who have passed through the various incarnations of this forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 (edited) I have two tickets to see Allen Toussaint on Monday at Ronnie Scotts. Ming's never heard of him and won't be persuaded to go. It's on me .. including dinner and a mouthful of Franks finest.Alternatively, come along for a punch up.. you bunch of saps. Serious enquiries only please, Gobbie. Edited June 23, 2015 by Felipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 23, 2015 Report Share Posted June 23, 2015 Apparently my cousin Trevor now collects Innuit soapstone carvings, What a cunt he really is.soapstone? Fuckin' ell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 oI definitely sit around glassy eyed, but that's a lifestyle choice. In my experience, CC is a moveable feast, ever changing. Filthy pieces of distended rectum like yourself do brighten it up at times. On the other hand, many dull cunts come an go (and some stay... Jazz). Many used to get fucked off within minutes, being ripped to shreds by the clientele after the first Nom. Its all gotten too fucking nicey nicey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Can we meet up in the Coach & Horses in Greek Street for a stiffener first as I'm currently barred from the Groucho Club? You'd think they'd never seen a man take a dump on a bar before..You're a brave fucker offering to meet this particular Greek for a "Stiffener". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Isn't talking to yourself the first sign of madness?Oh christ. It's happening again! Sorry about this Stif, but I'm going to have to start taking the pills again. See you in a few weeks when they wear off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 Isn't talking to yourself the first sign of madness?I stood over my kitchen sink for almost an hour trying to spit dead centre (three in a row) into the plughole. That can't be healthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 24, 2015 Report Share Posted June 24, 2015 I stood over my kitchen sink for almost an hour trying to spit dead centre (three in a row) into the plughole. That can't be healthy.The old trouble ? Get over her. 007. It does good to clear the custard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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