Ape™️ Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Gap toothed Canadian cunt of the highest order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Yeah. I'd be more than happy to hurt this cunt for pretty much everything he's done, but mostly for being Bryan Adams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Is he now Kellie Adams? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Everything I do, I do it for you. Really Bryan? Ok, well if you really want to do something for me, jump into a Trent 800 (or a GE90) at takeoff thrust, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 His skin is so pockmarked, it looks like some cunt has either set the bastard on fire and put him out with a golf shoe, or run a rotovator over him and planted some King Edwards in his fucking face. Either way, the bloke's an unwashed-looking cunt and probably smells of piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 His skin is so pockmarked, it looks like some cunt has either set the bastard on fire and put him out with a golf shoe, or run a rotovator over him and planted some King Edwards in his fucking face. Either way, the bloke's an unwashed-looking cunt and probably smells of piss.could become a tradition at his concerts, listen to poor examples of shite music and then shower him with a bucket of stale piss. I'd pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 Oh fuck, I just remembered that duet he did with Sporty Spice. Ever wonder which of them had the biggest penis? (A clue - it wasn't Bryan.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Banal Canadian pseudo cock rock of the shittiest kind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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